hmm, If I was nearing the end.
1. I'd be a sugardaddy to some 18 year old strippers
2. buy lots of viagra
3. whatever money was left I'd set up a trust fund that would award college scholarships to those who couldn't afford it
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“If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon's but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition and ignorance on the other.”
-- Ulysses S. Grant
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