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polish_aristocrat 12-23-2008 01:54 PM

What would you do with your money if you were getting older and had no kids ?
 
Just some random thought..... if you were having some nice savings/investments and were getting old, but had no kids and no wife/husband/life partner.... (and no really close relatives)

would you blow the money on yourself on some ridicolous things suddenly before you die? Or would you decide that what you worked for most of your life, goes for some charity of your choice, after you're dead? Or anything else?

fuzebox 12-23-2008 02:08 PM

No life partner/spouse? No close relatives at all? Any close friends? This is a pretty sad hypothetical story you're telling...

BradM 12-23-2008 02:09 PM

I'd blow all the money, then jump out of a plane with no parachute.

d-null 12-23-2008 02:10 PM

definitely good charity :2 cents:

JamesK 12-23-2008 02:10 PM

I'd travel the world and spend most of it on hookers/booze.

candyflip 12-23-2008 02:11 PM

Leave it to my dogs. I love hearing about people leaving homes and large amounts of money to animals.

baddog 12-23-2008 02:11 PM

I'd donate it to the auto industry . . . . either that or mortgage companies.

polish_aristocrat 12-23-2008 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 15237936)
No life partner/spouse? No close relatives at all? Any close friends? This is a pretty sad hypothetical story you're telling...

true, seems sad. I didn't say "no friends", but how common is it to leave the money for friends? I guess it goes to family 99% of the time.

i am just saying you work hard so get a good amount of savings and you just dont get married, dont have kids. You can even live the playboy lifestyle, but then it means no serious, long lasting relationsips, so you wouldn't have anyone worth leaving most of your $$$ to...

fuzebox 12-23-2008 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 15237994)
true, seems sad. I didn't say "no friends", but how common is it to leave the money for friends? I guess it goes to family 99% of the time.

But if I had no close family I'd divide it up among a couple of my closest friends.

O MARINA 12-23-2008 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 15237851)
no kids and no wife/husband/life partner.... (and no really close relatives)

leave your millions to your favourite affiliate rep :winkwink: ?!

and other gfyers who are thinking about committing suicide during these sad holiday times, please include me into your will

Tom_PM 12-23-2008 02:22 PM

Is dying on the day you go broke tragic, or perfect timing?

You could pre-pay for the most kick ass funeral/wake party ever.

Sly 12-23-2008 02:22 PM

"Getting older" is not the same as dying, which a lot of you are talking about. So by "getting older" are we talking about 50s or like 70s...

If 50s, I would make sure that retirement was taken care of (investments, House paid off, savings, etc.) and then enjoy the rest. If 70s, possibly create some kind of charity or give money to some charity I believe in.

marketsmart 12-23-2008 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 15238028)
leave your millions to your favourite affiliate rep :winkwink: ?!

and other gfyers who are thinking about committing suicide during these sad holiday times, please include me into your will

you could have made nice rent when i park my boat in marina but you decide that you want to offer boat slip to many boats at same time...

does this larry lee have nice place to park boat? i am still looking for nice place to park boat for winter..

i want perfect fit for boat, dont contact me if boat slip too big for my boat.. i dont want boat to bang side to side because slip too big.. i want nice tight fit...

let me know if need to see boat before make offer...

beerptrol 12-23-2008 02:31 PM

hmm, If I was nearing the end.
1. I'd be a sugardaddy to some 18 year old strippers
2. buy lots of viagra
3. whatever money was left I'd set up a trust fund that would award college scholarships to those who couldn't afford it

John-ACWM 12-23-2008 02:32 PM

I never thought about it. I have many relatives, so it never crossed my mind. Dunno what to answer :winkwink:

fusionx 12-23-2008 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesK (Post 15237962)
I'd travel the world and spend most of it on hookers/booze.

Exactly what I would do..

oh wait.. I already am.. :winkwink:

O MARINA 12-23-2008 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 15238062)

let me know if need to see boat before make offer...



send pics of luxury Ship

d-null 12-23-2008 02:39 PM

by the way, we are all getting older, nobody gets younger every day that is gone forever :2 cents:

Nicky 12-23-2008 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 15238003)
But if I had no close family I'd divide it up among a couple of my closest friends.

Probably would be my route too, with that said I'd blow a good bit of it too though.

notime 12-23-2008 03:12 PM

Get a 23 year old pregnant or just leave your money to good causes

CaptainHowdy 12-23-2008 03:22 PM

Hire a wife and some kids... j/k!

WiredGuy 12-23-2008 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 15237936)
No life partner/spouse? No close relatives at all? Any close friends? This is a pretty sad hypothetical story you're telling...

Sigh :(
WG

O MARINA 12-23-2008 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 15238300)
Sigh :(
WG


relax, you will sail in a rented canoe into the sunset with Gianna Michaels

WiredGuy 12-23-2008 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 15238429)
relax, you will sail in a rented canoe into the sunset with Gianna Michaels

She'd divorce me and leave me broke.
WG

Barefootsies 12-23-2008 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesK (Post 15237962)
I'd travel the world

:2 cents:

polish_aristocrat 12-30-2008 01:12 PM

any other ideas?

brassmonkey 12-30-2008 01:14 PM

send it to me how old we talking

woj 12-30-2008 01:28 PM

setup a charity/trust and have them do whatever you want with the $$... have them invest the $$, then spend only the interest it earns each year...

Libertine 12-30-2008 01:43 PM

Buy russian or filipina bride (or both), get her (or them) pregnant, leave money to wife (or wives) and kids.

Klen 12-30-2008 01:44 PM

I would leave money to city.

Fucksakes 12-30-2008 01:50 PM

make a list of crazy things to do and go see. Id party alot, meet lots of new ppl daily.. buy the car I always wanted, take great care of my health and looks and alot of business.

I obsiously have kids and a wife so no matter how rich I am.. I am broke money wise.

Dirty D 12-30-2008 03:24 PM

Bucket List Baby

seeandsee 12-30-2008 03:27 PM

half money for hookers and half money for drogs

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-30-2008 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 15237851)
Just some random thought..... if you were having some nice savings/investments and were getting old, but had no kids and no wife/husband/life partner.... (and no really close relatives)

would you blow the money on yourself on some ridicolous things suddenly before you die? Or would you decide that what you worked for most of your life, goes for some charity of your choice, after you're dead? Or anything else?

Well, If it was like you said, I'd blow it all, how I see it is this, I worked for my money, just because I died, doesn't mean some broke lazy guy is gonna become a millionaire.

But obviously I'd have family or friends. Currently I have all my stuff setup that if I die, it goes to one of my nephews. So if I died, I'd have all my assets split 5 ways and put away for my nieces and nephews when they turn 18.

TyroneGoldberg 12-30-2008 06:21 PM

coke and whores, baby....

tical 12-30-2008 09:56 PM

erect a massive monument honoring me at the local strip club

WarChild 12-30-2008 09:57 PM

Shut up, dork.

StuartD 12-30-2008 10:05 PM

"You can't take it with you."

firecracker 12-31-2008 12:39 PM

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Michaelious 12-31-2008 12:42 PM

Go out and have fun

doridori 12-31-2008 12:43 PM

hookers and cocaine.


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