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Old 12-11-2008, 08:49 PM   #1
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one of my friends called me and uttered 4 WORDS that almost made me collapse
"I am getting married"
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Old 12-11-2008, 08:52 PM   #2
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Old 12-11-2008, 08:52 PM   #3
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"I am getting married"
scary but still better than "the baby is yours"...
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Old 12-11-2008, 08:52 PM   #4
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Old 12-11-2008, 08:53 PM   #5
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here's some stats.... married 2002.... separated 2005... back together 2005... divorced for good 2007.

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Old 12-11-2008, 08:54 PM   #6
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scary but still better than "the baby is yours"...
yes thats very true
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Old 12-11-2008, 08:55 PM   #7
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he is marrying a Shikztah also
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Old 12-11-2008, 09:06 PM   #8
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here's some stats.... married 2002.... separated 2005... back together 2005... divorced for good 2007.

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husband found stabbed 40 times in bathtub summer of 2008...
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Old 12-11-2008, 09:16 PM   #9
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husband found stabbed 40 times in bathtub summer of 2008...
not my stats my man... but that would suck. I prefer multiple "friendly" relationships w/out the "other" and that my friend is where having ALOT of sex makes loving and caring all the more worthwhile
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Old 12-11-2008, 09:18 PM   #10
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Old 12-11-2008, 09:26 PM   #11
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Old 12-11-2008, 09:29 PM   #12
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Old 12-11-2008, 09:30 PM   #13
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could be worse "I gave you AIDS"
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Old 12-11-2008, 09:35 PM   #14
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I didn't know gay marriages were legal in New York...
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Old 12-11-2008, 09:45 PM   #15
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Wow, I was expecting something lame like "front row van halen" but that is much lamer...
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Old 12-11-2008, 09:56 PM   #16
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scary but still better than "the baby is yours"...
lol... check mate
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Old 12-12-2008, 10:52 AM   #17
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Luckily it wasn't "you gave me herpes!"


that's what i was thinking, you gave me AIDS, or something like that
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Old 12-12-2008, 10:59 AM   #18
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And so another guy waves goodbye to his sex life...
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Old 12-12-2008, 11:49 AM   #19
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She: "Don't worry, I don't have AIDS."
He: "Ok, no problem, I have"
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More than 4 words.
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Old 12-12-2008, 11:51 AM   #20
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She: "Don't worry, I don't have AIDS."
He: "Ok, no problem, I have"
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Old 12-12-2008, 12:00 PM   #21
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Old 12-12-2008, 12:02 PM   #22
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when i see late night or early morning missed calls from certain people i always worry they are gonna off themselves.

im gonna kill myself


is something i dont wanna hear.
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Old 12-12-2008, 12:03 PM   #23
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Old 12-12-2008, 12:03 PM   #24
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Old 12-12-2008, 12:04 PM   #25
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Old 12-12-2008, 12:15 PM   #26
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"Dick don't suck itself"

I'm kind of cheating with "don't"...
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Old 12-12-2008, 12:37 PM   #28
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Old 12-12-2008, 12:39 PM   #29
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Old 12-12-2008, 12:41 PM   #30
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Old 12-12-2008, 12:54 PM   #31
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great news... one more unhappy wife for me to fuck...

what city will she be posting "looking for discreet sex" on craigs list?
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Old 12-12-2008, 12:57 PM   #32
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Old 12-12-2008, 01:00 PM   #33
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I thought maybe he uttered
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Old 12-12-2008, 02:17 PM   #38
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