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Juicy D. Links

12-11-2008 08:49 PM

one of my friends called me and uttered 4 WORDS that almost made me collapse

"I am getting married"

:helpme:helpme:helpme:helpme:helpme

Supz	12-11-2008 08:52 PM

Another one bites the dust.

spunkmister

12-11-2008 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 15181102)

"I am getting married"

:helpme:helpme:helpme:helpme:helpme

scary but still better than "the baby is yours"...

Spunky

12-11-2008 08:52 PM

I would get the shivers too

mmcfadden

12-11-2008 08:53 PM

here's some stats.... married 2002.... separated 2005... back together 2005... divorced for good 2007.

Cheers!

Juicy D. Links

12-11-2008 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunkmister (Post 15181112)

scary but still better than "the baby is yours"...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh yes thats very true

Juicy D. Links

12-11-2008 08:55 PM

he is marrying a Shikztah also

spunkmister

12-11-2008 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mmcfadden (Post 15181117)

here's some stats.... married 2002.... separated 2005... back together 2005... divorced for good 2007.

Cheers!

husband found stabbed 40 times in bathtub summer of 2008...

mmcfadden

12-11-2008 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunkmister (Post 15181168)

husband found stabbed 40 times in bathtub summer of 2008...

not my stats my man... but that would suck. I prefer multiple "friendly" relationships w/out the "other" and that my friend is where having ALOT of sex makes loving and caring all the more worthwhile

ExLust

12-11-2008 09:18 PM

Good luck to your friend.

PornstarXS

12-11-2008 09:26 PM

my sincere condolences

J$tyle$

12-11-2008 09:29 PM

Luckily it wasn't "you gave me herpes!"

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE

12-11-2008 09:30 PM

could be worse "I gave you AIDS"

pornask

12-11-2008 09:35 PM

I didn't know gay marriages were legal in New York...

Kard63

12-11-2008 09:45 PM

Wow, I was expecting something lame like "front row van halen" but that is much lamer...

VeriSexy

12-11-2008 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunkmister (Post 15181112)

scary but still better than "the baby is yours"...

lol... check mate :thumbsup

andy83

12-12-2008 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J$tyle$ (Post 15181266)

Luckily it wasn't "you gave me herpes!"

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

that's what i was thinking, you gave me AIDS, or something like that

Scott McD

12-12-2008 10:59 AM

And so another guy waves goodbye to his sex life...

tranza

12-12-2008 11:49 AM

She: "Don't worry, I don't have AIDS."
He: "Ok, no problem, I have"
She: "..."

More than 4 words.

tranza

12-12-2008 11:51 AM

She: "Don't worry, I don't have AIDS."
He: "Ok, no problem, I have"
She: "..."

More than 4 words.

kelly kola

12-12-2008 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunkmister (Post 15181112)

scary but still better than "the baby is yours"...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

seeric

12-12-2008 12:02 PM

when i see late night or early morning missed calls from certain people i always worry they are gonna off themselves.

im gonna kill myself

is something i dont wanna hear.

seeric

12-12-2008 12:03 PM

"i got Hanson tickets"

Triple10Terry

12-12-2008 12:03 PM

Tell them dont do it!

JamesK

12-12-2008 12:04 PM

I guessed it right before reading the thread :)

pornguy

12-12-2008 12:15 PM

Has anyone been injured?

Redmanthatcould

12-12-2008 12:16 PM

"Dick don't suck itself"

I'm kind of cheating with "don't"...

woj	12-12-2008 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunkmister (Post 15181112)

scary but still better than "the baby is yours"...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

2012	12-12-2008 12:39 PM

give him my condolences

O MARINA

12-12-2008 12:41 PM

you are next, you will meet her at his wedding !

marketsmart

12-12-2008 12:54 PM

great news... one more unhappy wife for me to fuck...

what city will she be posting "looking for discreet sex" on craigs list?

BigSicK

12-12-2008 12:57 PM

had a buddy call me about 3 weeks ago and mention the same 4 words

Juicy D. Links

12-12-2008 01:00 PM

http://groovygreen.com/groove/wp-con...07/09/goat.jpg

Kudles

12-12-2008 01:35 PM

Poor guy!!!

DaddyHalbucks

12-12-2008 01:42 PM

Congrats to the winners!

TheAmericanCannibal

12-12-2008 01:46 PM

I thought maybe he uttered
"a salaam a lakem"

hahahaha

adult-help

12-12-2008 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 15181102)

"I am getting married"

:helpme:helpme:helpme:helpme:helpme

Shit happens )

Double trouble

12-12-2008 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunkmister (Post 15181112)

scary but still better than "the baby is yours"...

:thumbsup:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy

12-12-2008 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 15185113)

http://groovygreen.com/groove/wp-con...07/09/goat.jpg

Awwwwwwwwwwwww!

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