one of my friends called me and uttered 4 WORDS that almost made me collapse

**Supz** · 12-11-2008, 06:52 PM

Another one bites the dust.

**spunkmister** · 12-11-2008, 06:52 PM

Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

"I am getting married"

scary but still better than "the baby is yours"...

**Spunky** · 12-11-2008, 06:52 PM

I would get the shivers too

**mmcfadden** · 12-11-2008, 06:53 PM

here's some stats.... married 2002.... separated 2005... back together 2005... divorced for good 2007.

Cheers!

**Juicy D. Links** · 12-11-2008, 06:54 PM

Originally posted by spunkmister

scary but still better than "the baby is yours"...

yes thats very true

**Juicy D. Links** · 12-11-2008, 06:55 PM

he is marrying a Shikztah also

**spunkmister** · 12-11-2008, 07:06 PM

Originally posted by mmcfadden

here's some stats.... married 2002.... separated 2005... back together 2005... divorced for good 2007.

Cheers!

husband found stabbed 40 times in bathtub summer of 2008...

**mmcfadden** · 12-11-2008, 07:16 PM

Originally posted by spunkmister

husband found stabbed 40 times in bathtub summer of 2008...

not my stats my man... but that would suck. I prefer multiple "friendly" relationships w/out the "other" and that my friend is where having ALOT of sex makes loving and caring all the more worthwhile

**ExLust** · 12-11-2008, 07:18 PM

Good luck to your friend.

**PornstarXS** · 12-11-2008, 07:26 PM

my sincere condolences

**J$tyle$** · 12-11-2008, 07:29 PM

Luckily it wasn't "you gave me herpes!"

**Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 12-11-2008, 07:30 PM

could be worse "I gave you AIDS"

**pornask** · 12-11-2008, 07:35 PM

I didn't know gay marriages were legal in New York...

**Kard63** · 12-11-2008, 07:45 PM

Wow, I was expecting something lame like "front row van halen" but that is much lamer...

**VeriSexy** · 12-11-2008, 07:56 PM

Originally posted by spunkmister

scary but still better than "the baby is yours"...

lol... check mate

**andy83** · 12-12-2008, 08:52 AM

Originally posted by J$tyle$

Luckily it wasn't "you gave me herpes!"

that's what i was thinking, you gave me AIDS, or something like that

**Scott McD** · 12-12-2008, 08:59 AM

And so another guy waves goodbye to his sex life...

**tranza** · 12-12-2008, 09:49 AM

She: "Don't worry, I don't have AIDS."
He: "Ok, no problem, I have"
She: "..."

More than 4 words.

**tranza** · 12-12-2008, 09:51 AM

She: "Don't worry, I don't have AIDS."
He: "Ok, no problem, I have"
She: "..."

More than 4 words.

**kelly kola** · 12-12-2008, 10:00 AM

Originally posted by spunkmister

scary but still better than "the baby is yours"...

**seeric** · 12-12-2008, 10:02 AM

when i see late night or early morning missed calls from certain people i always worry they are gonna off themselves.

im gonna kill myself

is something i dont wanna hear.

**seeric** · 12-12-2008, 10:03 AM

"i got Hanson tickets"

**Triple10Terry** · 12-12-2008, 10:03 AM

Tell them dont do it!

**JamesK** · 12-12-2008, 10:04 AM

I guessed it right before reading the thread

**pornguy** · 12-12-2008, 10:15 AM

Has anyone been injured?

**Redmanthatcould** · 12-12-2008, 10:16 AM

"Dick don't suck itself"

I'm kind of cheating with "don't"...

**woj** · 12-12-2008, 10:37 AM

Originally posted by spunkmister

scary but still better than "the baby is yours"...

**2012** · 12-12-2008, 10:39 AM

give him my condolences

**O MARINA** · 12-12-2008, 10:41 AM

you are next, you will meet her at his wedding !

**marketsmart** · 12-12-2008, 10:54 AM

great news... one more unhappy wife for me to fuck...

what city will she be posting "looking for discreet sex" on craigs list?

**BigSicK** · 12-12-2008, 10:57 AM

had a buddy call me about 3 weeks ago and mention the same 4 words

**Juicy D. Links** · 12-12-2008, 11:00 AM

**Kudles** · 12-12-2008, 11:35 AM

Poor guy!!!

**DaddyHalbucks** · 12-12-2008, 11:42 AM

Congrats to the winners!

**TheAmericanCannibal** · 12-12-2008, 11:46 AM

I thought maybe he uttered
"a salaam a lakem"

hahahaha

**adult-help** · 12-12-2008, 12:11 PM

Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

"I am getting married"

Shit happens )

**Double trouble** · 12-12-2008, 12:17 PM

Originally posted by spunkmister

scary but still better than "the baby is yours"...

**CaptainHowdy** · 12-12-2008, 01:00 PM

Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

Awwwwwwwwwwwww!

one of my friends called me and uttered 4 WORDS that almost made me collapse

one of my friends called me and uttered 4 WORDS that almost made me collapse

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