NOTICE : Bumping old Amp threads can make you Miserable

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  • TexasDreams
    former Miserable Admin :)
    • Oct 2003
    • 4700

    #1

    NOTICE : Bumping old Amp threads can make you Miserable

    I don't care who it is either, if you bump an Amp thread you stand a very good chance of going into the Miserable User group for 30-days. This is supposed to be a forum for Adult webmasters, so try acting like an ADULT for a change.

    ICQ: 168-914-369 >>> sysop [at] TexasDreams [dot] com
  • baddog
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 107089

    #2
    good call . . . .can you hit me on ICQ please

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    • DamageX
      Marketing & Strategy
      • Jun 2001
      • 14293

      #3
      How about banning Amp to begin with, so there's no reason for anyone to bump his threads?
      Whitehat is for chumps

      If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

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      • baddog
        So Fucking Banned
        • Apr 2001
        • 107089

        #4
        Originally posted by DamageX
        How about banning Amp to begin with, so there's no reason for anyone to bump his threads?

        You can't bump threads of banned people?

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        • WiredGuy
          Pounding Googlebot
          • Aug 2002
          • 34515

          #5
          Whats in the miserable user group?
          WG
          I play with Google.

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          • Libertine
            sex dwarf
            • May 2002
            • 17860

            #6
            I'm out of wine... I'm already miserable
            /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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            • DamageX
              Marketing & Strategy
              • Jun 2001
              • 14293

              #7
              Originally posted by baddog
              You can't bump threads of banned people?
              You know damn well that wasn't what I was trying to say. If Amp isn't around to respond and fuel the drama, there's no reason for anyone to bump his threads, be it Juicy or any other fucktard sigwhore.
              Whitehat is for chumps

              If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

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              • s2kcord
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2006
                • 581

                #8
                Fucking Around & Program Discussion

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                • 2HousePlague
                  CURATOR
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 14572

                  #9









                  2hp
                  tada!

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                  • TexasDreams
                    former Miserable Admin :)
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 4700

                    #10
                    Originally posted by WiredGuy
                    Whats in the miserable user group?
                    WG
                    Worse than banning in my opinion...

                    When classed as miserable, a member suffers ;

                    1. Slow response (time delay) on every page (20 to 60 seconds default).
                    2. A chance they will get the "server busy" message (50% by default).
                    3. A chance that no search facilities will be available (75% by default).
                    4. A chance they will get redirected to another preset page (25% & homepage by default).
                    5. A chance they will simply get a blank page (25% by default).
                    6. Post flood limit increased by a defined factor (10 times by default).
                    7. If they get past all this okay, then they will be served up their proper page.
                    ICQ: 168-914-369 >>> sysop [at] TexasDreams [dot] com

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                    • gornyhuy
                      Chafed.
                      • May 2002
                      • 18041

                      #11
                      Originally posted by TexasDreams
                      Worse than banning in my opinion...

                      When classed as miserable, a member suffers ;

                      1. Slow response (time delay) on every page (20 to 60 seconds default).
                      2. A chance they will get the "server busy" message (50% by default).
                      3. A chance that no search facilities will be available (75% by default).
                      4. A chance they will get redirected to another preset page (25% & homepage by default).
                      5. A chance they will simply get a blank page (25% by default).
                      6. Post flood limit increased by a defined factor (10 times by default).
                      7. If they get past all this okay, then they will be served up their proper page.

                      You've just described everyone's typical GFY experience.

                      icq:159548293

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                      • aflex
                        Confirmed User
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 3127

                        #12
                        are we all in the miserable user group?
                        self made mothafucka.

                        buying premium domains & developed sites with revenue/traffic -> adaptweb at gmail.com

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                        • Spider Ninja
                          Registered User
                          • Nov 2005
                          • 2051

                          #13
                          Originally posted by 2HousePlague









                          2hp
                          very nice pic

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                          • Big_Red
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jun 2006
                            • 4147

                            #14
                            Originally posted by TexasDreams
                            Worse than banning in my opinion...

                            When classed as miserable, a member suffers ;

                            1. Slow response (time delay) on every page (20 to 60 seconds default).
                            2. A chance they will get the "server busy" message (50% by default).
                            3. A chance that no search facilities will be available (75% by default).
                            4. A chance they will get redirected to another preset page (25% & homepage by default).
                            5. A chance they will simply get a blank page (25% by default).
                            6. Post flood limit increased by a defined factor (10 times by default).
                            7. If they get past all this okay, then they will be served up their proper page.
                            I thought this was normal operation.
                            60% Revshare.
                            http://www.boobycash.com We got the boobs and the cash!
                            ICQ 198-580-197 24/7 support

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                            • polish_aristocrat
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 40377

                              #15
                              Originally posted by gornyhuy
                              You've just described everyone's typical GFY experience.
                              OMGGG ROTFL
                              I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                              • digifan
                                The Profiler
                                • Oct 2002
                                • 14618

                                #16
                                Originally posted by baddog
                                You can't bump threads of banned people?
                                Hmm true
                                [email protected]
                                Webair Rocks

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                                • HizAzPhun
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2004
                                  • 470

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Texas Dreams
                                  3. A chance that no search facilities will be available (75% by default).
                                  Damn, as opposed to the 74% search failure most of us experience?

                                  EEEKKK!!
                                  see sig.

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                                  • BusterBunny
                                    perverted justice decoy
                                    • Aug 2005
                                    • 19291

                                    #18
                                    since this thread is kinda about amp, at what point does bumping it become hazardous?
                                    my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                    • digifan
                                      The Profiler
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 14618

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by gornyhuy
                                      You've just described everyone's typical GFY experience.
                                      And I thought something was wrong with me
                                      [email protected]
                                      Webair Rocks

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                                      • aico
                                        Moo Moo Cow
                                        • Mar 2004
                                        • 14748

                                        #20
                                        Does this count as an Amp thread?

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                                        • he-fox
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2006
                                          • 2884

                                          #21

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                                          • Spider Ninja
                                            Registered User
                                            • Nov 2005
                                            • 2051

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by BusterBunny
                                            since this thread is kinda about amp, at what point does bumping it become hazardous?
                                            I'm going to spend the rest of my GFY life playing it safe and only bumping mod's threads

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                                            • JD
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Sep 2003
                                              • 22651

                                              #23
                                              just ban Amp....and Juicy just for GP

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                                              • BusterBunny
                                                perverted justice decoy
                                                • Aug 2005
                                                • 19291

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Spider Ninja
                                                I'm going to spend the rest of my GFY life playing it safe and only bumping mod's threads
                                                you should just kiss ass til you become head mod then ban them
                                                my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                                • Spider Ninja
                                                  Registered User
                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                  • 2051

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by BusterBunny
                                                  you should just kiss ass til you become head mod then ban them
                                                  hahaha...the total plan!!! I'm in bro

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                                                  • WiredGuy
                                                    Pounding Googlebot
                                                    • Aug 2002
                                                    • 34515

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by TexasDreams
                                                    Worse than banning in my opinion...

                                                    When classed as miserable, a member suffers ;

                                                    1. Slow response (time delay) on every page (20 to 60 seconds default).
                                                    2. A chance they will get the "server busy" message (50% by default).
                                                    3. A chance that no search facilities will be available (75% by default).
                                                    4. A chance they will get redirected to another preset page (25% & homepage by default).
                                                    5. A chance they will simply get a blank page (25% by default).
                                                    6. Post flood limit increased by a defined factor (10 times by default).
                                                    7. If they get past all this okay, then they will be served up their proper page.

                                                    How can I get out of this group? LOL.
                                                    WG
                                                    I play with Google.

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                                                    • Cory W
                                                      Deeply shallow
                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                      • 9133

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                                      How can I get out of this group? LOL.
                                                      WG
                                                      LOL
                                                      ICQ: 292310358
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                                                      Marketing for L3 Payments

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                                                      • Juicy D. Links
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • Apr 2001
                                                        • 122992

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by DamageX
                                                        You know damn well that wasn't what I was trying to say. If Amp isn't around to respond and fuel the drama, there's no reason for anyone to bump his threads, be it Juicy or any other fucktard sigwhore.

                                                        coming from the asshat who tries to recruit people from GFY to go onto his forum...

                                                        and dont forget about your skeletons in your closest.....tsk tsk my foreign friend

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                                                        • slapass
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                          • 14625

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                                          Whats in the miserable user group?
                                                          WG
                                                          I have often thought those in our profession are a bit miserable. Maybe we would fit in there???



                                                          Just read deeper and see we are in that group.
                                                          Last edited by slapass; 07-30-2006, 05:51 PM.

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                                                          • mikeyddddd
                                                            Viva la vulva!
                                                            • Mar 2003
                                                            • 16557

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by TexasDreams
                                                            Worse than banning in my opinion...

                                                            When classed as miserable, a member suffers ;

                                                            1. Slow response (time delay) on every page (20 to 60 seconds default).
                                                            2. A chance they will get the "server busy" message (50% by default).
                                                            3. A chance that no search facilities will be available (75% by default).
                                                            4. A chance they will get redirected to another preset page (25% & homepage by default).
                                                            5. A chance they will simply get a blank page (25% by default).
                                                            6. Post flood limit increased by a defined factor (10 times by default).
                                                            7. If they get past all this okay, then they will be served up their proper page.

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                                                            • Kimo
                                                              ...
                                                              • Jan 2006
                                                              • 11542

                                                              #31
                                                              thanks TD
                                                              ...

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                                                              • pussyluver
                                                                Clueless OleMan
                                                                • Mar 2003
                                                                • 11009

                                                                #32
                                                                If there is a miserable group, is there a happy group? No wait for posts and page loads? Maybe it is for the 10K group? Only have a few to go!!!!

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                                                                • yahoo-xxx-girls.com
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jul 2006
                                                                  • 3143

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I know this sounds funny but what is AMP... And is not this GFY service for the pros to make new contacts and market thier services throught banners and word of mouth... Admin?
                                                                  sig too big

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                                                                  • nico-t
                                                                    emperor of my world
                                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                                    • 29901

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by gornyhuy
                                                                    You've just described everyone's typical GFY experience.
                                                                    exactly what i was thinking

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                                                                    • babymaker
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                                      • 4751

                                                                      #35
                                                                      i am in the miserable users group too lol lets see if this post even works :D

                                                                      ICQ 293125596

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                                                                      • dissipate
                                                                        The Dirty Frenchman
                                                                        • Nov 2005
                                                                        • 8904

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by TexasDreams
                                                                        Worse than banning in my opinion...

                                                                        When classed as miserable, a member suffers ;

                                                                        1. Slow response (time delay) on every page (20 to 60 seconds default).
                                                                        2. A chance they will get the "server busy" message (50% by default).
                                                                        3. A chance that no search facilities will be available (75% by default).
                                                                        4. A chance they will get redirected to another preset page (25% & homepage by default).
                                                                        5. A chance they will simply get a blank page (25% by default).
                                                                        6. Post flood limit increased by a defined factor (10 times by default).
                                                                        7. If they get past all this okay, then they will be served up their proper page.
                                                                        Definatly worse than being banned

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                                                                        • um_designs
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jan 2006
                                                                          • 452

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by gornyhuy
                                                                          You've just described everyone's typical GFY experience.
                                                                          UNMAINSTREAM Adult Design Portfolio | 318889679 .icq | email.ME |
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                                                                          • ThunderBalls
                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                                            • 2926

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Balalsubturfyooj
                                                                            And is not this GFY service for the pros to make new contacts and market thier services throught banners and word of mouth... Admin?
                                                                            No, you got the wrong service. This gfy service is a wan of all the mental hospitals in the US, it is basically a support forum for our illness. AMP is simply a drug most of us are forced to take.

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                                                                            • quiet
                                                                              we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                                                                              • Sep 2001
                                                                              • 25115

                                                                              #39
                                                                              is it just old amp thread bumps that get this treatment? will it be added to the rules? weird.
                                                                              we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                                                                              • gooddomains
                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                • Jul 2003
                                                                                • 10127

                                                                                #40
                                                                                noone needs the old amp threads

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                                                                                • TurboAngel
                                                                                  H.B.I.C.
                                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                                  • 30122

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  I won't post in any Amp threads any more, old or new although he's always has been nice too me and has stuck up for me here on GFY.

                                                                                  Last edited by TurboAngel; 07-31-2006, 03:25 AM.

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                                                                                  • L0rdJuni0r
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Oct 2004
                                                                                    • 5883

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by 2HousePlague









                                                                                    2hp



                                                                                    i'd hit it!
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                                                                                    • sumphatpimp
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                                      • 5235

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      pssssssssssssssssst!

                                                                                      1. Slow response (time delay) on every page (20 to 60 seconds default).
                                                                                      2. A chance they will get the "server busy" message (50% by default).
                                                                                      3. A chance that no search facilities will be available (75% by default).
                                                                                      4. A chance they will get redirected to another preset page (25% & homepage by default).
                                                                                      5. A chance they will simply get a blank page (25% by default).
                                                                                      6. Post flood limit increased by a defined factor (10 times by default).
                                                                                      7. If they get past all this okay, then they will be served up their proper page.

                                                                                      whoever told you that user satisfaction is that high lied to you.



                                                                                      your problem is not bumping Amp threads.
                                                                                      you problem is allowing drama threads.

                                                                                      GFY may have started out as a webmaster board, but for the sake of page views has morphed into a sigwhore/kiddie board.

                                                                                      shame really.

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                                                                                      • woj
                                                                                        <&(©¿©)&>
                                                                                        • Jul 2002
                                                                                        • 47880

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                                                                        How can I get out of this group? LOL.
                                                                                        WG
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                                                                                        • DamageX
                                                                                          Marketing & Strategy
                                                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                                                          • 14293

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                                          coming from the asshat who tries to recruit people from GFY to go onto his forum...

                                                                                          and dont forget about your skeletons in your closest.....tsk tsk my foreign friend
                                                                                          Watch your tongue, boy, I am not your mother. Come back and talk to me when you can cut it as a webmaster and no longer have to kiss ass and resort to playing clown on a board, in order to make rent, or freeload on other people to go to shows. Skeletons in MY closet? The info you can find about me is also available to everyone else, I have never tried to hide anything. Unlike you, my foreign friend.
                                                                                          Whitehat is for chumps

                                                                                          If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

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                                                                                          • DEA - banned for life
                                                                                            V.I.P.
                                                                                            • Nov 2004
                                                                                            • 7886

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            well atleast some drama is coming out of this thread

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                                                                                            • CheneyRumsfeld
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Sep 2004
                                                                                              • 1341

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              here it comes!
                                                                                              drama thread!

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                                                                                              • dynastoned
                                                                                                mmm yeah!
                                                                                                • Feb 2005
                                                                                                • 5061

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by gornyhuy
                                                                                                You've just described everyone's typical GFY experience.

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                                                                                                • seeric
                                                                                                  ..........
                                                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                                                  • 41917

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  how about a group for people testing bots with stupid ass replies like

                                                                                                  Looks great.

                                                                                                  Nice one.

                                                                                                  Good work.


                                                                                                  ROFL!!!!!!!!!

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                                                                                                  • Devsh0p
                                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                    • Mar 2006
                                                                                                    • 21

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    bump.






                                                                                                    fucking idiots.

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