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11-27-2008, 05:13 AM
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Exactly Why Thanksgiving Sucks Turkey Balls
Exactly Why Thanksgiving Sucks Turkey Balls
1. It gives the lame duck something to do in his last 60 days in office (like pardon turkeys – I’m sure he can ruin that! too!). 2. We celibate one country taking another’s land with a feast. (Iraq – 5.0 with worse food anyone?) 3. Turkey sucks. 4. Face facts of #3, you WOULDN’T eat it the rest of the year! 5. It’s too god damned close to Christmas! (Especially when you live 2500+ miles from your family) 6. Did I mention #3 and 4? 7. Did I mention #1? 8. How about #2? 9. I am sure I mentioned #3!!! 10. I’m at 10. That’s a good, even, number. Add more if you think you can…you will fail! Peas out, Jay |
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11-27-2008, 05:21 AM
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hahahahahahahaha
very funny
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11-27-2008, 05:21 AM
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Do Fun Shit.
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Turducken Save....
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11-27-2008, 05:26 AM
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Tube groupie.
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11-27-2008, 07:39 AM
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Turkeys are nasty creatures.
I remember how we used to fight them with mops with my countryside buddy as kids. Once, one of those bastards was hacking on a pole and shitted on my buddy's dog's head below him. This state of art foxhound got ridiculously disgraced. fat bastard birds!
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11-27-2008, 07:48 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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But I'm cooking a turkey and celebrating today anway. :D (because I like turkey) (and football)
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11-27-2008, 08:04 AM
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dude my deep fried turkey brings all the girls to the yard and damn right its better then yours i would teach you but id have to charge
la la la la
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11-27-2008, 08:15 AM
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11-27-2008, 08:21 AM
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gobble fuckin' gobble
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11-27-2008, 10:15 AM
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How big are turkey balls?
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11-27-2008, 10:17 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Balls. Don't you mean giblets?
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11-27-2008, 10:22 AM
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I looooooooooooove turkey.
I eat it constantly.
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11-27-2008, 12:32 PM
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Two fresh affiliate progs
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I saw some turkey testicles being cooked on TV the other day.
http://weirdeats.typepad.com/my_webl..._testicle.html 
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11-27-2008, 01:05 PM
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11-27-2008, 01:19 PM
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Swap the turkey with pheasant and your all set.
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11-27-2008, 01:36 PM
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It's the tryptophan that makes you sleepy
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11-27-2008, 01:44 PM
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eating quail
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11-27-2008, 01:47 PM
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around here we have turkey a few times a year. easter, thanksgiving and christmas. i enjoy it.
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11-27-2008, 01:51 PM
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fuck thanksgiving. if people were taught the real story of what this day means, people would be wearing black and be ashamed of those "settlers" to this country. it makes me sick what we teach our children in this country. as long as the population stays "dumb" i guess its all gravy and giblets.
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11-27-2008, 01:51 PM
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11-27-2008, 04:43 PM
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11-27-2008, 04:50 PM
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I'll add:
#11: Almost every single restaurant is closed, even fast food drive thrus, so you have to drive around for an hour and then settle on some seedy mexican drive thru in the bad area of town to keep from starving... either that or eat 7-11 food. (but actually, I am surprised that this burrito doesn't taste all that bad right now)
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