Exactly Why Thanksgiving Sucks Turkey Balls
 

Exactly Why Thanksgiving Sucks Turkey Balls

1. It gives the lame duck something to do in his last 60 days in office (like pardon turkeys – I’m sure he can ruin that! too!).
2. We celibate one country taking another’s land with a feast. (Iraq – 5.0 with worse food anyone?)
3. Turkey sucks.
4. Face facts of #3, you WOULDN’T eat it the rest of the year!
5. It’s too god damned close to Christmas! (Especially when you live 2500+ miles from your family)
6. Did I mention #3 and 4?
7. Did I mention #1?
8. How about #2?
9. I am sure I mentioned #3!!!
10. I’m at 10. That’s a good, even, number.

Add more if you think you can…you will fail!
Peas out,
Jay

hahahahahahahaha
very funny

Turducken Save....

:)

Hey, I came up with 10 vaild points (i think)...if it's good enough for God it's good enough for ME!

Turkeys are nasty creatures.

I remember how we used to fight them with mops with my countryside buddy as kids.

Once, one of those bastards was hacking on a pole and shitted on my buddy's dog's head below him.

This state of art foxhound got ridiculously disgraced.

fat bastard birds!

Couldn't disagree more. I love turkey.

Not true. I'll have a bigass turkey sandwich any time. Turkey-bacon club, turkey on rye, turkey stirfry, whatever. You ever had a turkey steak done on the barbecue? They're fantastic.

This I agree with. We Canadians get poked fun at for having our thanksgiving in October, when in fact YOURS is exactly as you say... too bloody close to Christmas. Ours in my opinion is the more sensibly positioned holiday.

But I'm cooking a turkey and celebrating today anway. :D


(because I like turkey) (and football)

dude my deep fried turkey brings all the girls to the yard and damn right its better then yours i would teach you but id have to charge
la la la la

gobble fuckin' gobble

How big are turkey balls?

Balls. Don't you mean giblets?

:D

I looooooooooooove turkey.
I eat it constantly.

I saw some turkey testicles being cooked on TV the other day.

http://weirdeats.typepad.com/my_webl..._testicle.html

http://www.blork.org/blog/imyjiz3/tu...es-handful.jpg

Yup, that's the pic. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Swap the turkey with pheasant and your all set.

It's the tryptophan that makes you sleepy

eating quail

around here we have turkey a few times a year. easter, thanksgiving and christmas. i enjoy it.

WTF :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

fuck thanksgiving. if people were taught the real story of what this day means, people would be wearing black and be ashamed of those "settlers" to this country. it makes me sick what we teach our children in this country. as long as the population stays "dumb" i guess its all gravy and giblets.

:2 cents:

how do you mean?

I'll add:

#11: Almost every single restaurant is closed, even fast food drive thrus, so you have to drive around for an hour and then settle on some seedy mexican drive thru in the bad area of town to keep from starving... either that or eat 7-11 food.

(but actually, I am surprised that this burrito doesn't taste all that bad right now)