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Exactly Why Thanksgiving Sucks Turkey Balls
Exactly Why Thanksgiving Sucks Turkey Balls
1. It gives the lame duck something to do in his last 60 days in office (like pardon turkeys – I’m sure he can ruin that! too!).
2. We celibate one country taking another’s land with a feast. (Iraq – 5.0 with worse food anyone?)
3. Turkey sucks.
4. Face facts of #3, you WOULDN’T eat it the rest of the year!
5. It’s too god damned close to Christmas! (Especially when you live 2500+ miles from your family)
6. Did I mention #3 and 4?
7. Did I mention #1?
8. How about #2?
9. I am sure I mentioned #3!!!
10. I’m at 10. That’s a good, even, number.
Add more if you think you can…you will fail!
Peas out,
Jay
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