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Old 11-26-2008, 01:36 PM   #1
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****In case you missed my first attempt at writing webmaster articles! (PIXS)****

I know that not all webmasters read trade magazines so I wanted to share with you a few tips and tricks I have picked up over the years.

AS a webmaster myself i know its hard to calibrate the information so it pertains to everyone so I kept them really simple and straight ahead.

The first one is called 10 Things You Need to Know About: Message boards
http://www.klixxx.com/new/index.php?...84& Itemid=39


this month, I wanted to give everyone from the newbie to the seasoned board poster 10 tips to maximize your time spent on forums.

1. Pick a screen name/alias that does not represent the company you are affiliated with at the time. High turnover rates, new ventures and unprecedented opportunities may signify the need to alter your name/alias, which in turn means having to re brand yourself. Pick a name and stick to it, it is not to late.
2. Join dates and post counts DO have an effect on the response rate and quality of your replies. Join up and get active.
3. Introduce yourself to the moderator and owner of the board! It is not only a polite and professional thing to do, even in the online arena, but it can help in times of need.
4. Add an avatar and have a signature. These features are on the board for a reason. Take advantage of their existence to show off your personality, products and/or services.
5. Pick a handful of boards and focus on those rather than doing a shot gun approach. Discover the personality and vibe of each board, and hang out where it works for you. If you aren?t being received, then just move on! There are over 70 adult boards, and one is bound to mirror your personality.
6. Do not use the more popular boards as a ticket system or support forum for your favorite program. Contact your affiliate manager, email, instant message or check if they have a system in place. It is unfair to assume that your program lurks the board daily.
7. Do a little investigation to discover who are the board whores, haters and jokers. That way, you can filter out the people that will not move your venture in the right direction.
8. Give a little bit of yourself away in your posts. Some of my biggest affliates or business partners came to gather over a mutual love of music or particular hobby and not because we have the best or the biggest this or that.
9. ?None of the big boys read the message boards? is a common saying among webmasters, but after going to trade shows for the past 7 years, I can assure you otherwise. Something to think about...
10. Check people's signature spots (sig spot). Find out who they are and how you can work together. Add them to icq and talk it out. Contacts are powerful in the industry, so use them to your advantage.

Message boards aren?t the end-all be-all of your adult online success, and some would even argue they have very limited use. However, with my tips tucked away in your arsenal, you can maximize the lost art of message board marketing.
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Old 11-26-2008, 01:40 PM   #2
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Good Stuff Dwreck. I think the new guys will really appreciate your advice.
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Good job on your first article Dwreck! You always give good advice.
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Old 11-26-2008, 01:56 PM   #4
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Good Stuff Dwreck. I think the new guys will really appreciate your advice.
thanks Brad! There is alot more coming and I hope to share it with you.
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Old 11-26-2008, 01:59 PM   #5
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thats a lovely post dwreck.

well played.
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Old 11-26-2008, 02:04 PM   #6
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Good job on your first article Dwreck! You always give good advice.
i thought we talked about you posting in my threads Monique. Are you teasing me cause im white??
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you did a good job pretty useful tips
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Those are all great newbie tips... great job
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You forgot to tell people to add FfVb to their Firefox

Just kidding, very well done man. All true
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Very nice piece. I'm impressed! Hopefully some people will utilize some of the great information you've presented, because it really is solid advice.
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Old 11-27-2008, 09:44 AM   #11
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Hey Dwreck

Got some advice on HTML?
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Says the guy with the "Fuck You" avatar... hmmm
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thats a lovely post dwreck.

well played.


Hey Nick I will never forget the time you walked right up to me introduced yourself. It was nice to see a go getter!

Thanks for your comment.
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you did a good job pretty useful tips
Fresh I really want to work out a deal with you this week.. Im nto that famillair with your program and I want to learn.
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Those are all great newbie tips... great job

Thanks but I wouldn't consider them just for newbies but a reminder for the old school guys that need a reminder.
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Very nice piece. I'm impressed! Hopefully some people will utilize some of the great information you've presented, because it really is solid advice.
Gunner taught me so much and to have him comment means alot to me. Thanks!
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Hey Dwreck

Got some advice on HTML?

Hey Bryan! i sure do. You don't have to be a master of html to get adult sites online and with the vast majority of online tutorials online and the introduction of wysisyg editor's out there even you can learn the basics in no time.

If you need some links hit me up young jedi.
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Says the guy with the "Fuck You" avatar... hmmm

Hey Sharphead the board is called Gofuckyourself its a small tribute.

Im sure you can respect that.
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i thought we talked about you posting in my threads Monique. Are you teasing me cause im white??
Look at you. Using my real name like you know me and shit.
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Lets hug it out.....lol
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I may not agree with everything you say, but I'll defend with my li..... oh wait.
I do agree with everything you said.
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I may not agree with everything you say, but I'll defend with my li..... oh wait.
I do agree with everything you said.

Thanks for taking the time to read it. I didn't expect this to get alot of views so its a pleasant surprise to see some of you reading it.
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Though to me it's all common-sense, I find more people everyday who are lacking that basic attribute. Thus, for them, I find your advice to be real solid and some of the members here should print the article out and staple it to their foreheads
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Though to me it's all common-sense, I find more people everyday who are lacking that basic attribute. Thus, for them, I find your advice to be real solid and some of the members here should print the article out and staple it to their foreheads

well said Kieth.... i just hit you up on icq. hit me back!
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a good one for a newbie like me!!!!!!
now get back to work!

...that's your other one-liner of the day!!
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I must say, my life got that much better when I met Derek...mwak!

His articles are great, for both newbies AND all you seasoned veterans out there. He's doing a Top Ten column in Klixxx every month, and I feel very lucky to have a reason to bug the hell out of him on ICQ ;o)

The one for December is something that will interest MANY of you out there...

THANKS DEREK, YOU ROCK!
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Thanks so so much Mona!

10 Things You Need to KNOW about Buying traffic

1. Have a pre defined budget before you go in. This seems like a no brainer but I have seen too many people lose their shirts from UN monitored campaigns.
2. Last Minute deals- having money set away for last minute traffic deals are important. They come up when a client doesn?t pay or bails out last minute. They can be really good and I would hate to lose out on them.
3. Know the different types of traffic and how they convert. Banners, pop ups, pop unders, text links, exit consoles etc.
4. Deal with established players and if they are not do reference checks, do a search for them on message boards and ask for references
5. Track your ad buys don?t assume anything. Url tracking and server stats are a good start.
6. Alexa ranking doesn?t mean anything don?t get fooled.
7. If your buying traffic for a certain program make your affiliate manager knows and demand an increased payout.
8. Quality over Quantity its easily to fall in the trap of getting a ton of hits thinking ones bound to covert. Not the case.
9. When applicable, use campaign link codes so that you can see which traffic purchased provide you with the best ROI.
9.5. Do not throw all your money at unknowed traffic sources if they are a legit source they will give some sort of test
10. If it?s too good to be true it probably is.
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Good read! Very helpful and interesting.

Your article on 10 things you need to know when getting a hooker is also great!!
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Hey Nick I will never forget the time you walked right up to me introduced yourself. It was nice to see a go getter!

Thanks for your comment.
Dwreck, I will never forget the time you walked right up to me and introduced yourself ;)

I always enjoy reading your tips
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Good read! Very helpful and interesting.

Your article on 10 things you need to know when getting a hooker is also great!!
Has he posted the 10 Best Ways to utilize a Fleshlight yet?



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j/k Dwreck.

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Good read! Very helpful and interesting.

Your article on 10 things you need to know when getting a hooker is also great!!
I didnt print that one but if I would do it heres what you need to know.


1. Know the different terminology, girlfreind experience, BBJ bare back blowjob etc
2. Keep the money in an envelope by the couch, bed in plain view and do not make reference to it. She will see it.
3. Shower before
4. Offer the girl a drink!
5. If you uncomfortable thats ok and normal let her take over and do her *JOB*
6. Be very clear in what you want and what your comfortable with
7. Do not let her sleep over
8. Do not let her in if she is not what you requested. Call the agency and make them aware why.
9. Make sure your place is clean
10. Have Fun!

this is not based on experience.... its what i heard
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Dwreck, I will never forget the time you walked right up to me and introduced yourself ;)

I always enjoy reading your tips
Right thats story is now of legend and I try not telling it to anyone. Its kinda embarrassing and i try to forget it every chance i can get!
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QUOTE=AlmightyJim;15185438]Has he posted the 10 Best Ways to utilize a Fleshlight yet?



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Sure lets talk about the fleshlight Jim!

The fleshlight is an amazing product and always a great conversation piece so here are the 10 things you need to know about Fleshlights and thier use.

1. Keep two fleshlights around one you use one on display in your room. Its a great conversation piece and always get the sexual energy going.

2. Getting caught masterbating is one thing but get caught masterbating with a male sex toy is another beast all together and you will be the butt of all jokes for a long time. Make sure your door is LOCKED!

3. talk to the rep at fleshlight before you buy before you get it. there are many different models. Roger is the man and its ok to have very candid in depth questions. When it comes to personal sexual pleasure im not shy at all. I ask the questions people are afraid too.

4. there is some set up involved and weather your circumcised or not you will need lube. DO not try to use it dry!

5. Girls are fascinated by them but their initial reaction will be of disgust and shock. Remind them that they have a pink bunny or blue butterfly toy at home. They love touching them! So give them the clean one!

6. Remember the top pops off and you can adjust the amout of air. This affects succution and makes for a better experience.

7. They tend to get heavy after a while so you may go lefty for a bit or get your lover to help you out

8. Painting your fingernails red doesn't help the experience ! but adding the vibrating egg does!

9. Clean up is a bitch so if have good aim pull out before you cum it, will make cleaning it easier. Cleaning it is not fun and take 24 hours to completely dry out. They are dishwasher safe but somehow that doesn't appeal to me.

10. Your only going to get anywhere between 5 -10 uses of of it before it starts to get sticky and its time to buy a new insert.







j/k Dwreck.

Thanks for 3 great years of advice my friend!!!
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Old 12-12-2008, 02:29 PM   #42
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great job.. culero!!!!
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Old 12-12-2008, 02:29 PM   #43
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Sure lets talk about the fleshlight Jim!

The fleshlight is an amazing product and always a great conversation piece so here are the 10 things you need to know about Fleshlights and thier use.

1. Keep two fleshlights around one you use one on display in your room. Its a great conversation piece and always get the sexual energy going.

2. Getting caught masterbating is one thing but get caught masterbating with a male sex toy is another beast all together and you will be the butt of all jokes for a long time. Make sure your door is LOCKED!

3. talk to the rep at fleshlight before you buy before you get it. there are many different models. Roger is the man and its ok to have very candid in depth questions. When it comes to personal sexual pleasure im not shy at all. I ask the questions people are afraid too.

4. there is some set up involved and weather your circumcised or not you will need lube. DO not try to use it dry!

5. Girls are fascinated by them but their initial reaction will be of disgust and shock. Remind them that they have a pink bunny or blue butterfly toy at home. They love touching them! So give them the clean one!

6. Remember the top pops off and you can adjust the amout of air. This affects succution and makes for a better experience.

7. They tend to get heavy after a while so you may go lefty for a bit or get your lover to help you out

8. Painting your fingernails red doesn't help the experience ! but adding the vibrating egg does!

9. Clean up is a bitch so if have good aim pull out before you cum it, will make cleaning it easier. Cleaning it is not fun and take 24 hours to completely dry out. They are dishwasher safe but somehow that doesn't appeal to me.

10. Your only going to get anywhere between 5 -10 uses of of it before it starts to get sticky and its time to buy a new insert.
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Old 12-12-2008, 02:30 PM   #44
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great job.. culero!!!!
Puta get out of my threads!
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Nice thread Dwreck
Big Red! remember the time i was at the party and I showered during the middle of the day without notice and it wasnt even my room.

Being around i feel dirty! lol
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Old 12-12-2008, 02:38 PM   #47
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I didnt print that one but if I would do it heres what you need to know.


1. Know the different terminology, girlfreind experience, BBJ bare back blowjob etc
2. Keep the money in an envelope by the couch, bed in plain view and do not make reference to it. She will see it.
3. Shower before
4. Offer the girl a drink!
5. If you uncomfortable thats ok and normal let her take over and do her *JOB*
6. Be very clear in what you want and what your comfortable with
7. Do not let her sleep over
8. Do not let her in if she is not what you requested. Call the agency and make them aware why.
9. Make sure your place is clean
10. Have Fun!

this is not based on experience.... its what i heard
Let me know if this works for you tonite
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Cuidado pandejo
Yo solo estaba jugando. no te queria ofender.
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Let me know if this works for you tonite
Your sister wanted me to pick her up from ballet. who needs hookers terry when you have friends that trust you enuff to pick up their 18 year old sisters.
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Right thats story is now of legend and I try not telling it to anyone. Its kinda embarrassing and i try to forget it every chance i can get!
ha i love it!
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