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Old 12-12-2008, 03:34 PM   #51
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Sure lets talk about the fleshlight Jim!

The fleshlight is an amazing product and always a great conversation piece so here are the 10 things you need to know about Fleshlights and thier use.

1. Keep two fleshlights around one you use one on display in your room. Its a great conversation piece and always get the sexual energy going.

2. Getting caught masterbating is one thing but get caught masterbating with a male sex toy is another beast all together and you will be the butt of all jokes for a long time. Make sure your door is LOCKED!

3. talk to the rep at fleshlight before you buy before you get it. there are many different models. Roger is the man and its ok to have very candid in depth questions. When it comes to personal sexual pleasure im not shy at all. I ask the questions people are afraid too.

4. there is some set up involved and weather your circumcised or not you will need lube. DO not try to use it dry!

5. Girls are fascinated by them but their initial reaction will be of disgust and shock. Remind them that they have a pink bunny or blue butterfly toy at home. They love touching them! So give them the clean one!

6. Remember the top pops off and you can adjust the amout of air. This affects succution and makes for a better experience.

7. They tend to get heavy after a while so you may go lefty for a bit or get your lover to help you out

8. Painting your fingernails red doesn't help the experience ! but adding the vibrating egg does!

9. Clean up is a bitch so if have good aim pull out before you cum it, will make cleaning it easier. Cleaning it is not fun and take 24 hours to completely dry out. They are dishwasher safe but somehow that doesn't appeal to me.

10. Your only going to get anywhere between 5 -10 uses of of it before it starts to get sticky and its time to buy a new insert.
You are a virtual cornucopia of knowledge Dwreck!

Good to hear that Klixxx is publishing someone that has Real "Hands On" experience.
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Old 12-12-2008, 03:47 PM   #52
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You are a virtual cornucopia of knowledge Dwreck!

Good to hear that Klixxx is publishing someone that has Real "Hands On" experience.
That's exactly what we were looking for

Challenge: 10 Ten Reasons Why Red Heads Rock
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Old 12-12-2008, 03:49 PM   #53
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very well done Dwreck. 2000 bro points! 36000 more and you get a free drink from Ryulion at the show of your choice.
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Old 12-12-2008, 04:18 PM   #54
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I know that not all webmasters read trade magazines so I wanted to share with you a few tips and tricks I have picked up over the years.

AS a webmaster myself i know its hard to calibrate the information so it pertains to everyone so I kept them really simple and straight ahead.

The first one is called 10 Things You Need to Know About: Message boards
http://www.klixxx.com/new/index.php?...84& Itemid=39


this month, I wanted to give everyone from the newbie to the seasoned board poster 10 tips to maximize your time spent on forums.

1. Pick a screen name/alias that does not represent the company you are affiliated with at the time. High turnover rates, new ventures and unprecedented opportunities may signify the need to alter your name/alias, which in turn means having to re brand yourself. Pick a name and stick to it, it is not to late.
2. Join dates and post counts DO have an effect on the response rate and quality of your replies. Join up and get active.
3. Introduce yourself to the moderator and owner of the board! It is not only a polite and professional thing to do, even in the online arena, but it can help in times of need.
4. Add an avatar and have a signature. These features are on the board for a reason. Take advantage of their existence to show off your personality, products and/or services.
5. Pick a handful of boards and focus on those rather than doing a shot gun approach. Discover the personality and vibe of each board, and hang out where it works for you. If you aren?t being received, then just move on! There are over 70 adult boards, and one is bound to mirror your personality.
6. Do not use the more popular boards as a ticket system or support forum for your favorite program. Contact your affiliate manager, email, instant message or check if they have a system in place. It is unfair to assume that your program lurks the board daily.
7. Do a little investigation to discover who are the board whores, haters and jokers. That way, you can filter out the people that will not move your venture in the right direction.
8. Give a little bit of yourself away in your posts. Some of my biggest affliates or business partners came to gather over a mutual love of music or particular hobby and not because we have the best or the biggest this or that.
9. ?None of the big boys read the message boards? is a common saying among webmasters, but after going to trade shows for the past 7 years, I can assure you otherwise. Something to think about...
10. Check people's signature spots (sig spot). Find out who they are and how you can work together. Add them to icq and talk it out. Contacts are powerful in the industry, so use them to your advantage.

Message boards aren?t the end-all be-all of your adult online success, and some would even argue they have very limited use. However, with my tips tucked away in your arsenal, you can maximize the lost art of message board marketing.
I missed this thread DWreck. Looks like I'm late.
But better late than never, right?

Great job bro!
I wish we had this kinda article when I started in the biz.
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Old 12-12-2008, 04:26 PM   #55
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Well said my friend! There are definitely smart ways to conduct yourself in this community and at shows. You give sage advice on both.





Now let's make redhead ninja babies.
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Old 12-12-2008, 04:34 PM   #56
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I missed this thread DWreck. Looks like I'm late.
But better late than never, right?

Great job bro!
I wish we had this kinda article when I started in the biz.
He's got a column every month in Klixxx (yes Derek, I'm kinda whoring you out, but I think you may like it...)

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Now let's make redhead ninja babies.
That's what I keep suggesting too! Little ginger ones
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Old 12-12-2008, 05:10 PM   #57
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He's got a column every month in Klixxx (yes Derek, I'm kinda whoring you out, but I think you may like it...)



That's what I keep suggesting too! Little ginger ones
Hey Mona, I added you on ICQ last month but have not heard back.
I also replied to your email.

Please hit me up so we can get more than one subscriptions for your magazine?
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Old 12-12-2008, 05:11 PM   #58
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Dwreck taught me everything I know!
Miss you man, can't wait to see you in Vegas
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Old 12-12-2008, 05:35 PM   #59
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Dwreck taught me everything I know!
Miss you man, can't wait to see you in Vegas
Laurel taught everything he knows.
So she taught everything you know.
HAHAHAHHAHA

Just kidding DWreck..., the good ol days huh?

What's up Raj!!!
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Old 12-12-2008, 05:39 PM   #60
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So she taught everything you know.
HAHAHAHHAHA

Just kidding DWreck..., the good ol days huh?

What's up Raj!!!
LOL. I did learn a lot from Laurel.
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Old 12-12-2008, 05:53 PM   #61
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Hey Mona, I added you on ICQ last month but have not heard back.
I also replied to your email.

Please hit me up so we can get more than one subscriptions for your magazine?
Yes, I got your email, thanks!!!

Hmmm, not sure what's up with ICQ...I'll investigate.

Do you want it sent to DG address? Just let me know and it's yours
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