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Old 12-12-2008, 03:34 PM  
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Sure lets talk about the fleshlight Jim!

The fleshlight is an amazing product and always a great conversation piece so here are the 10 things you need to know about Fleshlights and thier use.

1. Keep two fleshlights around one you use one on display in your room. Its a great conversation piece and always get the sexual energy going.

2. Getting caught masterbating is one thing but get caught masterbating with a male sex toy is another beast all together and you will be the butt of all jokes for a long time. Make sure your door is LOCKED!

3. talk to the rep at fleshlight before you buy before you get it. there are many different models. Roger is the man and its ok to have very candid in depth questions. When it comes to personal sexual pleasure im not shy at all. I ask the questions people are afraid too.

4. there is some set up involved and weather your circumcised or not you will need lube. DO not try to use it dry!

5. Girls are fascinated by them but their initial reaction will be of disgust and shock. Remind them that they have a pink bunny or blue butterfly toy at home. They love touching them! So give them the clean one!

6. Remember the top pops off and you can adjust the amout of air. This affects succution and makes for a better experience.

7. They tend to get heavy after a while so you may go lefty for a bit or get your lover to help you out

8. Painting your fingernails red doesn't help the experience ! but adding the vibrating egg does!

9. Clean up is a bitch so if have good aim pull out before you cum it, will make cleaning it easier. Cleaning it is not fun and take 24 hours to completely dry out. They are dishwasher safe but somehow that doesn't appeal to me.

10. Your only going to get anywhere between 5 -10 uses of of it before it starts to get sticky and its time to buy a new insert.
You are a virtual cornucopia of knowledge Dwreck!

Good to hear that Klixxx is publishing someone that has Real "Hands On" experience.
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