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Voodoo · 10-31-2008, 04:23 AM

I'm looking for a designer who doesn't speak English that will have a near impossible time understanding my requests in this thread, someone that can use a lot of Photoshop plugins, and obnoxious premade styles. You must misspell everything and be completely clueless about the "concept" of a site, let alone layout. Maybe even throw in a generic looking logo and hideous color combinations to top it off.

Please spam me with your portfolios and pricing if this sounds like you.

Thanks.
-V

P.S. You must be WAY overpriced for your qualifications.

kmanrox · 10-31-2008, 04:24 AM

i love this thread.. because voodoo, i'm also looking for these type of QUALITY DESIGNERS to SPAM ME on this thread.

thx in advance!

Jack Sparrow · 10-31-2008, 04:29 AM

And tables, he must use tables for everything too please.

DamageX · 10-31-2008, 04:31 AM

If you're interested in full-time outsourced workers, try iWebmasters!

Nishville · 10-31-2008, 04:48 AM

Jeeez how creative you have to be these days to hire a designer. Nice thread.

Voodoo · 10-31-2008, 04:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nishville

Jeeez how creative you have to be these days to hire a designer. Nice thread.

Your skills seem to suit what I'm looking for... are you overpriced as requested?

Mssimpson · 10-31-2008, 05:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo

P.S. You must be WAY overpriced for your qualifications.

or maybe people are just so used to hiring $100 ghetto phillepean designers that they don't understand what good design really costs?

just a though

Zuzana Designs · 10-31-2008, 05:03 AM

lolz

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Nishville · 10-31-2008, 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo

Your skills seem to suit what I'm looking for... are you overpriced as requested?

Me skillz pwn Sir! No me not overprized i charg $200 p/h
Hait meh up plax

JimmiDean · 10-31-2008, 05:21 AM

You should be able to find a ton here.
However you left out the very important "able to miss every deadline" for no good reason part.

Lace · 10-31-2008, 06:09 AM

Its festival time in India right now....Give it a week.

cardinalvices · 10-31-2008, 06:20 AM

I'm about to get a brain damage from reading the GFY today... I had to reread the first sentence in this thread a few times to figure out if it makes any sence. We are nicely overpriced, and have a special dedicated copywriter that doesn't speak English to make sure you get all kinds of possible mistakes in every line on your site.

cherrylula · 10-31-2008, 07:21 AM

sounds good, and we will deliver your designs in about 6 months, we are very booked.

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10-31-2008, 04:23 AM	#1
Voodoo ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠ Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Porn Valley, CA Posts: 10,590	Are there any designers available for... I'm looking for a designer who doesn't speak English that will have a near impossible time understanding my requests in this thread, someone that can use a lot of Photoshop plugins, and obnoxious premade styles. You must misspell everything and be completely clueless about the "concept" of a site, let alone layout. Maybe even throw in a generic looking logo and hideous color combinations to top it off. Please spam me with your portfolios and pricing if this sounds like you. Thanks. -V P.S. You must be WAY overpriced for your qualifications. __________________ "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1." Last edited by Voodoo; 10-31-2008 at 04:25 AM..

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cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	sounds good, and we will deliver your designs in about 6 months, we are very booked. default ps plugins ready to go