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Voodoo · 10-31-2008, 04:23 AM

I'm looking for a designer who doesn't speak English that will have a near impossible time understanding my requests in this thread, someone that can use a lot of Photoshop plugins, and obnoxious premade styles. You must misspell everything and be completely clueless about the "concept" of a site, let alone layout. Maybe even throw in a generic looking logo and hideous color combinations to top it off.

Please spam me with your portfolios and pricing if this sounds like you.

Thanks.
-V

P.S. You must be WAY overpriced for your qualifications.

10-31-2008, 04:23 AM
Voodoo ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠ Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Porn Valley, CA Posts: 10,590	Are there any designers available for... I'm looking for a designer who doesn't speak English that will have a near impossible time understanding my requests in this thread, someone that can use a lot of Photoshop plugins, and obnoxious premade styles. You must misspell everything and be completely clueless about the "concept" of a site, let alone layout. Maybe even throw in a generic looking logo and hideous color combinations to top it off. Please spam me with your portfolios and pricing if this sounds like you. Thanks. -V P.S. You must be WAY overpriced for your qualifications. __________________ "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1." Last edited by Voodoo; 10-31-2008 at 04:25 AM..