Are there any designers available for...
 

I'm looking for a designer who doesn't speak English that will have a near impossible time understanding my requests in this thread, someone that can use a lot of Photoshop plugins, and obnoxious premade styles. You must misspell everything and be completely clueless about the "concept" of a site, let alone layout. Maybe even throw in a generic looking logo and hideous color combinations to top it off.

Please spam me with your portfolios and pricing if this sounds like you.

Thanks.
-V

P.S. You must be WAY overpriced for your qualifications.

i love this thread.. because voodoo, i'm also looking for these type of QUALITY DESIGNERS to SPAM ME on this thread.

thx in advance!

And tables, he must use tables for everything too please.

If you're interested in full-time outsourced workers, try iWebmasters! :thumbsup

:1orglaugh

Jeeez how creative you have to be these days to hire a designer. Nice thread.

Your skills seem to suit what I'm looking for... are you overpriced as requested?

or maybe people are just so used to hiring $100 ghetto phillepean designers that they don't understand what good design really costs?

just a though :Oh crap

lolz :)........

Me skillz pwn Sir! No me not overprized i charg $200 p/h
Hait meh up plax

You should be able to find a ton here.
However you left out the very important "able to miss every deadline" for no good reason part.

Its festival time in India right now....Give it a week. :1orglaugh

I'm about to get a brain damage from reading the GFY today... I had to reread the first sentence in this thread a few times to figure out if it makes any sence. We are nicely overpriced, and have a special dedicated copywriter that doesn't speak English to make sure you get all kinds of possible mistakes in every line on your site.

sounds good, and we will deliver your designs in about 6 months, we are very booked. :1orglaugh

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