The big 'ol biblical rant - GoFuckYourself.com

Jakke PNG · 11-05-2002, 10:36 AM

What are your thoughts about the bible, and jesus and other biblical things? This question just came to mind when some sorry-ass couple started ranting to me about me not getting into heaven because I had a shirt that had a picture of satan.

I personally cannot comprehend people who blindly believe in god almighty, jesus and follow his orders to the extreme. It just is amazing. Why would they do that? Will that make them feel better about themselves? Superior to those that do not believe?
I'd like to know.

What about the bible then? what do you think about that? I think it is just a collection of old stories made by good writers, what I don't grasp is why people think the text is from God, or prophets. It might have been a book of stories for children for all I know.

I don't mean to upset anyone who wishes to believe in god, I'm just saying I don't, atleast in the way the bible shows him. I also don't believe in Jesus, he might have existed, but no way am I going to believe he was born from a virgin.. and was the son of God.

I just thought I'd share. Feel free to comment, I wanna see other points of view.

dragonx · 11-05-2002, 10:38 AM

i cannot understand how people can believe in "god" and stuff like that..?

EscortBiz · 11-05-2002, 10:39 AM

people with problems start talking about god so they have some hope in something like guys in prison for life become gods people and bullshit

Like son of sam lol

pimplink · 11-05-2002, 10:49 AM

Although many of the "facts" that religions are based on may be scientifically/historically/archaeologically be proven to be false or exaggerated, no one can argue that the core psychological needs that religion fills are "hard wired" in human beings. These needs are 1) the need for meaning and purpose 2) the need for continuity with the past and [after death] the future. This is what forms the core of spirituality. You can fill it with religion...or if you're an atheist, fill it with philosophy. But these needs persist and they are part of what makes us human.

What irritates me is when people attack spiritual needs on their way to attack religion. This strikes me as irrational and ignorant of human nature. They should spill the wine, but leave the bottle alone.

juxtapoz · 11-05-2002, 11:43 AM

2000 years ago Christianity was a cult!

Fletch XXX · 11-05-2002, 11:47 AM

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so what? so what?

so what, it's your problem to learn to live with
destroy us, or make us saints
we don't care, it's not our fault that we were born too late
a screaming headache on the brow of the state
killing time is appropriate
to make a mess and fuck all the rest, we say, we say
so what? so what?

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i'll kill them all if i like
i'm a time bomb inside
no one listens to reason,
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UnseenWorld · 11-05-2002, 11:53 AM

You guys are all going to Hell!

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archer · 11-05-2002, 12:25 PM

damn... that's funny....literalism always is.

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RedShoe · 11-05-2002, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by UnseenWorld
You guys are all going to Hell!

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/...OM=bibleseries

Damn, that's my line!

http://BornAgain-Christians.com

"Jesus was an architect previous to his career as aprophet." There was a Jesus. That is a fact. However, he was just a rebel that became a martyr.

There's KP in the bible?
"30 Lot and his two daughters left Zoar and settled in the mountains... 32 Let's get our father to drink wine and then lie with him and preserve our family line through our father."
Genesis 19:30-32

Good! Bitches better know their roles in life!
"Wives be subordinate to husbands...As the church is subordinate to Christ,"
Ephesians 5:22

WoHoo. More Bitch smackdown.
"Women are to wear a veil as a sign that a man maintains authority over her."
I Corinthians 11:10
Maybe those crazy muslums know something we don't.

Bitch best keep your mouth shut up in this fuckin church, or your gonna get to taste the back of my hand, bitch!
"Women keep silent in the churches."
I Corinthians 14:34

Well, this explains my father's rage.
"Murder your own son...if he's rebellious."
Deuteronomy 21:18

And this explains why moms drown their kids. BECASUE THE BIBLE TOLD HER TO!
"Murder your own family and friends if any one of them attempts to persuade you to abandon Christianity."
Deuteronomy13

Isn't that the day that all priests work?
"God commands murder for working on the Sabbath."
Exodus 35:2

All you believers of any religion not of the same religion in which this book is based, shall DIE!!
"Murder is the sentence for practicing any other religion."
Deuteronomy 13 and Numbers 25

Scat lovers unite!
"I will rebuke your descendants and splatter your faces with the dung of your festival sacrifices, and I will add you to the dung" heap
Malachi 2:3

Ouch!
"The people of Samaria must bear their guilt,
because they have rebelled against their God.
They will fall by the sword;
their little ones will be dashed to the ground,
their pregnant women ripped open."
Hosea 13:16

And quite possibly the best bible quote EVER!!!
It references a woman who basically loves big cock. She lusts for guys who have big ass donkey dicks, and guys who can cum like a horse.
"Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses"
Ezekiel 23:20

Don't believe me? Look it up in your stolen hotel room bibles. Or here http://bible.gospelcom.net/

[Labret] · 11-05-2002, 01:18 PM

Please note that everything he pointed out, aside from Ephesians and Corin, is from the Torah. Yet the attack is levelled at Christians. And even then, Ephesians and Corinthians are Pauline Epistles and should not be seen as indicitive of Christian thought.

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe

Damn, that's my line!

http://BornAgain-Christians.com

"Jesus was an architect previous to his career as aprophet." There was a Jesus. That is a fact. However, he was just a rebel that became a martyr.

There's KP in the bible?
"30 Lot and his two daughters left Zoar and settled in the mountains... 32 Let's get our father to drink wine and then lie with him and preserve our family line through our father."
Genesis 19:30-32

Good! Bitches better know their roles in life!
"Wives be subordinate to husbands...As the church is subordinate to Christ,"
Ephesians 5:22

WoHoo. More Bitch smackdown.
"Women are to wear a veil as a sign that a man maintains authority over her."
I Corinthians 11:10
Maybe those crazy muslums know something we don't.

Bitch best keep your mouth shut up in this fuckin church, or your gonna get to taste the back of my hand, bitch!
"Women keep silent in the churches."
I Corinthians 14:34

Well, this explains my father's rage.
"Murder your own son...if he's rebellious."
Deuteronomy 21:18

And this explains why moms drown their kids. BECASUE THE BIBLE TOLD HER TO!
"Murder your own family and friends if any one of them attempts to persuade you to abandon Christianity."
Deuteronomy13

Isn't that the day that all priests work?
"God commands murder for working on the Sabbath."
Exodus 35:2

All you believers of any religion not of the same religion in which this book is based, shall DIE!!
"Murder is the sentence for practicing any other religion."
Deuteronomy 13 and Numbers 25

Scat lovers unite!
"I will rebuke your descendants and splatter your faces with the dung of your festival sacrifices, and I will add you to the dung" heap
Malachi 2:3

Ouch!
"The people of Samaria must bear their guilt,
because they have rebelled against their God.
They will fall by the sword;
their little ones will be dashed to the ground,
their pregnant women ripped open."
Hosea 13:16

And quite possibly the best bible quote EVER!!!
It references a woman who basically loves big cock. She lusts for guys who have big ass donkey dicks, and guys who can cum like a horse.
"Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses"
Ezekiel 23:20

Don't believe me? Look it up in your stolen hotel room bibles. Or here http://bible.gospelcom.net/

Machete_ · 11-05-2002, 01:26 PM

What does it say about God if he goes to the trouble of creating an existence only to shower it with misery unless they worship him?

Machete_ · 11-05-2002, 01:33 PM

God asked Adam: "What's wrong?" and Adam replied, "I'm lonely." So God said: "Adam, I will make you a partner. She will wash and cook and clean for you, she will listen to what you have to say and never interrupt you. Whe won't nag you about your actions and she will even bear your children. She will stay loyal to you and never be influenced by other men." So Adam asked, "Well, what's his gonna cost me?". "An arm and a leg." And Adam asked: "Well what can I get for an rib?". And the rest is history.

11-05-2002, 10:36 AM	#1
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	The big 'ol biblical rant What are your thoughts about the bible, and jesus and other biblical things? This question just came to mind when some sorry-ass couple started ranting to me about me not getting into heaven because I had a shirt that had a picture of satan. I personally cannot comprehend people who blindly believe in god almighty, jesus and follow his orders to the extreme. It just is amazing. Why would they do that? Will that make them feel better about themselves? Superior to those that do not believe? I'd like to know. What about the bible then? what do you think about that? I think it is just a collection of old stories made by good writers, what I don't grasp is why people think the text is from God, or prophets. It might have been a book of stories for children for all I know. I don't mean to upset anyone who wishes to believe in god, I'm just saying I don't, atleast in the way the bible shows him. I also don't believe in Jesus, he might have existed, but no way am I going to believe he was born from a virgin.. and was the son of God. I just thought I'd share. Feel free to comment, I wanna see other points of view. __________________ ..and I'm off.

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11-05-2002, 10:38 AM	#2
dragonx So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Zealand Posts: 31	i cannot understand how people can believe in "god" and stuff like that..?

11-05-2002, 11:43 AM	#5
juxtapoz Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: canada Posts: 34	2000 years ago Christianity was a cult!

11-05-2002, 12:25 PM	#8
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11-05-2002, 01:26 PM	#11
Machete_ WINNING! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 14,579	What does it say about God if he goes to the trouble of creating an existence only to shower it with misery unless they worship him?

11-05-2002, 01:33 PM	#12
Machete_ WINNING! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 14,579	God asked Adam: "What's wrong?" and Adam replied, "I'm lonely." So God said: "Adam, I will make you a partner. She will wash and cook and clean for you, she will listen to what you have to say and never interrupt you. Whe won't nag you about your actions and she will even bear your children. She will stay loyal to you and never be influenced by other men." So Adam asked, "Well, what's his gonna cost me?". "An arm and a leg." And Adam asked: "Well what can I get for an rib?". And the rest is history.