Damn, that's my line!
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"Jesus was an architect previous to his career as aprophet." There was a Jesus. That is a fact. However, he was just a rebel that became a martyr.
There's KP in the bible?
"30 Lot and his two daughters left Zoar and settled in the mountains... 32 Let's get our father to drink wine and then lie with him and preserve our family line through our father."
Genesis 19:30-32
Good! Bitches better know their roles in life!
"Wives be subordinate to husbands...As the church is subordinate to Christ,"
Ephesians 5:22
WoHoo. More Bitch smackdown.
"Women are to wear a veil as a sign that a man maintains authority over her."
I Corinthians 11:10
Maybe those crazy muslums know something we don't.
Bitch best keep your mouth shut up in this fuckin church, or your gonna get to taste the back of my hand, bitch!
"Women keep silent in the churches."
I Corinthians 14:34
Well, this explains my father's rage.
"Murder your own son...if he's rebellious."
Deuteronomy 21:18
And this explains why moms drown their kids. BECASUE THE BIBLE TOLD HER TO!
"Murder your own family and friends if any one of them attempts to persuade you to abandon Christianity."
Deuteronomy13
Isn't that the day that all priests work?
"God commands murder for working on the Sabbath."
Exodus 35:2
All you believers of any religion not of the same religion in which this book is based, shall DIE!!
"Murder is the sentence for practicing any other religion."
Deuteronomy 13 and Numbers 25
Scat lovers unite!
"I will rebuke your descendants and splatter your faces with the dung of your festival sacrifices, and I will add you to the dung" heap
Malachi 2:3
Ouch!
"The people of Samaria must bear their guilt,
because they have rebelled against their God.
They will fall by the sword;
their little ones will be dashed to the ground,
their pregnant women ripped open."
Hosea 13:16
And quite possibly the best bible quote EVER!!!
It references a woman who basically loves big cock. She lusts for guys who have big ass donkey dicks, and guys who can cum like a horse.
"Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses"
Ezekiel 23:20
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