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Old 10-12-2008, 05:25 AM   #1
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I love the job ads like these...
I'm looking for PHP/MySQL programming work, and come across lots of ads like these:

Linux/PHP Developer Specialist wanted

- Must have 10,000+ years experience and at least 4 doctorates in Computer Science. Nuclear Physicist and Brain Surgeon a plus.
- Must know PHP, javascript, ASP .NET, MySQL, Photoshop, Dreamweaver, C++, D++, E++, ... Z++
- Able to decode JPG images from raw Hex output in your head.
- Must have good communication skills, speaking at least 8 languages in at 12 dialects. Japanese, German, French etc. Swahili and Xhosa a bonus. (look it up)
- Full-time, 9-5. Starting at $28,000 annual salary.

What are these guys thinking??? This isn't a sign of the times, I see this year after year...
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Old 10-12-2008, 05:31 AM   #2
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Yeah gotta speak xhosa thats for sure.
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Old 10-12-2008, 05:32 AM   #3
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I'm looking for PHP/MySQL programming work, and come across lots of ads like these:

Linux/PHP Developer Specialist wanted

- Must have 10,000+ years experience and at least 4 doctorates in Computer Science. Nuclear Physicist and Brain Surgeon a plus.
- Must know PHP, javascript, ASP .NET, MySQL, Photoshop, Dreamweaver, C++, D++, E++, ... Z++
- Able to decode JPG images from raw Hex output in your head.
- Must have good communication skills, speaking at least 8 languages in at 12 dialects. Japanese, German, French etc. Swahili and Xhosa a bonus. (look it up)
- Full-time, 9-5. Starting at $28,000 annual salary.

What are these guys thinking??? This isn't a sign of the times, I see this year after year...
Funny... but very common online.... there are many people who want to pay pennies for this type of work........ especially if they then turn around and resell your services for a lot more.....u just have to set your price and not settle for shit like this even if u need the money.....
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Old 10-12-2008, 05:37 AM   #4
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- Must have 10,000+ years experience

I read that part and thought the whole thing to be a joke ad
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Old 10-12-2008, 06:08 AM   #5
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I read that part and thought the whole thing to be a joke ad
Well what I was trying to get at is they want top knotch programmers, but pay pennies for it. Maybe I exaggerated. And these are not small guys that I am talking about, but established companies with 100+ employees.
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Old 10-12-2008, 10:16 AM   #6
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whats the url to the ad?
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Old 10-12-2008, 10:38 AM   #7
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It's great when they have something like this too:
- relocation to Middleofnowhere, IN required
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Old 10-12-2008, 11:59 AM   #12
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Haha Who posted that to Craigslist?! I so want that job now!
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Old 10-12-2008, 12:42 PM   #14
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I love the tv/film/video jobs that say "No pay, Free lunch and IMDB Credit"
...and it's an anal scene...
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...and it's an anal scene...
and the ATM is what they call lunch

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So many flakes show up in that category.. lol
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