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I love the job ads like these...
I'm looking for PHP/MySQL programming work, and come across lots of ads like these:
Linux/PHP Developer Specialist wanted
- Must have 10,000+ years experience and at least 4 doctorates in Computer Science. Nuclear Physicist and Brain Surgeon a plus.
- Must know PHP, javascript, ASP .NET, MySQL, Photoshop, Dreamweaver, C++, D++, E++, ... Z++
- Able to decode JPG images from raw Hex output in your head.
- Must have good communication skills, speaking at least 8 languages in at 12 dialects. Japanese, German, French etc. Swahili and Xhosa a bonus. (look it up)
- Full-time, 9-5. Starting at $28,000 annual salary.
What are these guys thinking??? This isn't a sign of the times, I see this year after year...
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