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Old 09-17-2008, 10:51 PM   #1
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my anus is itchy ...

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Old 09-17-2008, 10:53 PM   #2
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Old 09-17-2008, 10:57 PM   #3
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i think that's why my anus is itchy ... may have gone to the wrong oneeeeeeee
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Old 09-17-2008, 11:00 PM   #4
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i think that's why my anus is itchy ... may have gone to the wrong oneeeeeeee
you better get that checked out, and next time when you decide to do the catching you should insist on a rubber
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Old 09-17-2008, 11:00 PM   #5
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Shave it .. ingrowns hairs cause itchyness...

then top it off with some anal bleach and baby powder and your good to get some rimming
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Old 09-17-2008, 11:01 PM   #6
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Slap some old spice on there. Stings at first, but then your farts will smell like cookies.
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Old 09-17-2008, 11:03 PM   #7
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Shave it .. ingrowns hairs cause itchyness...

then top it off with some anal bleach and baby powder and your good to get some rimming
i got a brazillian ass wax last night ..... maybe thats why???????????????????
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Old 09-17-2008, 11:04 PM   #8
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i got a brazillian ass wax last night ..... maybe thats why???????????????????
that's why!

top it off with some goldbonds powder for relief of itching... (green bottle) minty fresh too
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Old 09-17-2008, 11:04 PM   #9
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Old 09-17-2008, 11:11 PM   #10
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Old 09-17-2008, 11:22 PM   #11
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fuck paying a hooker...pull the lizard out out like a set of anal beads and try not to break the tail off...the scales will shave the hemorrhoids right off
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Old 09-17-2008, 11:53 PM   #12
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Old 09-18-2008, 07:25 AM   #14
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Theres a famous chinese proverb that goes something like this:

Man go to sleep with itchy anus. Wake up with stinky finger.
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Old 09-18-2008, 07:28 AM   #15
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Old 09-18-2008, 07:28 AM   #16
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Old 09-18-2008, 09:12 AM   #18
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Shave it .. ingrowns hairs cause itchyness...

then top it off with some anal bleach and baby powder and your good to get some rimming
wow...u sound like a pro
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Old 09-18-2008, 09:14 AM   #19
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Old 09-18-2008, 09:14 AM   #20
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Old 09-18-2008, 08:27 PM   #21
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Old 09-18-2008, 08:30 PM   #22
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Old 09-18-2008, 11:19 PM   #24
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