my anus is itchy ...
 

i need some hookers to scratch it

I thought you went to strip club?

i think that's why my anus is itchy ... may have gone to the wrong oneeeeeeee

you better get that checked out, and next time when you decide to do the catching you should insist on a rubber :1orglaugh

Shave it .. ingrowns hairs cause itchyness...

then top it off with some anal bleach and baby powder and your good to get some rimming

Slap some old spice on there. Stings at first, but then your farts will smell like cookies.

i got a brazillian ass wax last night ..... maybe thats why???????????????????

that's why! :1orglaugh

top it off with some goldbonds powder for relief of itching... (green bottle) minty fresh too

take a shower.. clean that ass

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fuck paying a hooker...pull the lizard out out like a set of anal beads and try not to break the tail off...the scales will shave the hemorrhoids right off :2 cents:

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Theres a famous chinese proverb that goes something like this:

Man go to sleep with itchy anus. Wake up with stinky finger.

use lotion on it

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Too much time in front of pc :)

I suggest you get some midget hookers...

wow...u sound like a pro

Thanks for sharing? lol

Doctors diagnosis, you might have ringworms. Easy fix can be found @ vetinfo4cats.com/cworms.html

Good luck with that!

great thread!

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Use Preperation H and drink lots more water

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that's gross juicy

i thought your buddies are there?

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These usually work for me :2 cents:

confucious say, "man with itchy anus end up with smelly finger!"