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  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992
    #1

    my anus is itchy ...

    i need some hookers to scratch it
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    • Phil
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2004
      • 7659
      #2
      I thought you went to strip club?
      Ask Phil

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        • Juicy D. Links
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2001
          • 122992
          #3
          i think that's why my anus is itchy ... may have gone to the wrong oneeeeeeee

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            • d-null
              . . .
              • Apr 2007
              • 13724
              #4
              Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
              i think that's why my anus is itchy ... may have gone to the wrong oneeeeeeee
              you better get that checked out, and next time when you decide to do the catching you should insist on a rubber

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                • Persius
                  Tap into MOBILE!
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 11779
                  #5
                  Shave it .. ingrowns hairs cause itchyness...

                  then top it off with some anal bleach and baby powder and your good to get some rimming

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                    • aico
                      Moo Moo Cow
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 14748
                      #6
                      Slap some old spice on there. Stings at first, but then your farts will smell like cookies.

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                        • Juicy D. Links
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Apr 2001
                          • 122992
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Persius
                          Shave it .. ingrowns hairs cause itchyness...

                          then top it off with some anal bleach and baby powder and your good to get some rimming
                          i got a brazillian ass wax last night ..... maybe thats why???????????????????

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                            • Persius
                              Tap into MOBILE!
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 11779
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                              i got a brazillian ass wax last night ..... maybe thats why???????????????????
                              that's why!

                              top it off with some goldbonds powder for relief of itching... (green bottle) minty fresh too

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                                • OG LennyT
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                                  • Jun 2003
                                  • 14345
                                  #9
                                  take a shower.. clean that ass
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                                    • Dagwolf
                                      President of Canada
                                      • Sep 2003
                                      • 23141
                                      #10
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                                        • BusterBunny
                                          perverted justice decoy
                                          • Aug 2005
                                          • 19291
                                          #11
                                          fuck paying a hooker...pull the lizard out out like a set of anal beads and try not to break the tail off...the scales will shave the hemorrhoids right off
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                                            • gandalfuy
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jun 2005
                                              • 4686
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                              i think that's why my anus is itchy ... may have gone to the wrong oneeeeeeee
                                              I'm not back.

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                                                • martinsc
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Jun 2005
                                                  • 27043
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by aico
                                                  Slap some old spice on there. Stings at first, but then your farts will smell like cookies.
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                                                    • Vendot
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • May 2002
                                                      • 3376
                                                      #14
                                                      Theres a famous chinese proverb that goes something like this:

                                                      Man go to sleep with itchy anus. Wake up with stinky finger.
                                                      "In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act." - George Orwell

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                                                        • Manowar
                                                          jellyfish  
                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                          • 71528
                                                          #15
                                                          use lotion on it

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                                                            • seeandsee
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                                                                • CaptainHowdy
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                  • 94032
                                                                  #17
                                                                  I suggest you get some midget hookers...

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                                                                    • NicAngel
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                                                                      • Jun 2008
                                                                      • 817
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Persius
                                                                      Shave it .. ingrowns hairs cause itchyness...

                                                                      then top it off with some anal bleach and baby powder and your good to get some rimming
                                                                      wow...u sound like a pro
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                                                                        • Vegas Ken
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                                                                          • Sep 2006
                                                                          • 4151
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Thanks for sharing? lol
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                                                                            • SeizeTheDomain
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                                                                              • Aug 2008
                                                                              • 753
                                                                              #20
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                                                                                • J$tyle$
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                                                  • 11500
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  great thread!

                                                                                  lololololol

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                                                                                    • Spunky
                                                                                      I need a beer
                                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                                      • 133978
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Use Preperation H and drink lots more water

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                                                                                        • Grapesoda
                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                                          • 46234
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                                          i need some hookers to scratch it

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                                                                                            • Juicy D. Links
                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                                                              • 122992
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Spunky
                                                                                              Use Preperation H and drink lots more water
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                                                                                                • RMK
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                                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                                  • 107
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  that's gross juicy

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                                                                                                    • WWC
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                                                                                                      • 11577
                                                                                                      #26
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                                                                                                        • Shey
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                                                                                                          • Aug 2005
                                                                                                          • 1654
                                                                                                          #27


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                                                                                                            • J$tyle$
                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                                                                              • 11500
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              confucious say, "man with itchy anus end up with smelly finger!"

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