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Barefootsies · 08-26-2008, 09:23 PM

When the roll runs out, I replace it with the flap in the back (unrolls by the wall).

Every woman I have ever known in my life, from my sister, to girlfriends and female family members, replace it with the flap in the front. Toward the shitter.

Why?

fatfoo · 08-26-2008, 09:26 PM

easier to reach and tear off the thing because it's in the front

L-Pink · 08-26-2008, 09:28 PM

I'm just amazed when someone other than myself replaces the empty roll.

Spunky · 08-26-2008, 09:28 PM

In the back for me

Barefootsies · 08-26-2008, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

I'm just amazed when someone other than myself replaces the empty roll.

Libertine · 08-26-2008, 09:37 PM

The roll is usually sitting on my bathroom sink. Man here, no women living in the house.

uno · 08-26-2008, 09:41 PM

I'm the opposite. Flap in front. My gf drives me insane putting it in the back. How the fuck does that make sense?

Barefootsies · 08-26-2008, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Libertine

The roll is usually sitting on my bathroom sink. Man here, no women living in the house.

That is how my analogy happens. I leave it on the sink. Then a bootie call, my sister, or gf will stop by and put the roll on the rack wrong.

Jim_Gunn · 08-26-2008, 10:00 PM

I'm male and always used to put it towards the front when I used to use dry t.p.. But of course dry toilet paper is simply not suitable for the job it was originally designed for and I always use flushable wet t.p. from a container atop the tank which actually does get your backside clean.

Barefootsies · 08-26-2008, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim_Gunn

I'm male and always used to put it towards the front when I used to use dry t.p.. But of course dry toilet paper is simply not suitable for the job it was originally designed for and I always use flushable wet t.p. from a container atop the tank which actually does get your backside clean.

Smart ass...

MandyBlake · 08-26-2008, 10:23 PM

over and to the front. i hate it when it unrolls in the back. god!

GrouchyAdmin · 08-26-2008, 10:26 PM

I like the flap in the front. That way when bored I can fold the bottom parts in and pretend that I'm hoitey-toitey.

For some reason whenever the flap is towards the back, I have this urge to smack it from the bottom and see how far it will unroll.

Barefootsies · 08-26-2008, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MandyBlake

over and to the front. i hate it when it unrolls in the back. god!

mattz · 08-26-2008, 10:38 PM

in front for me, thats how it is in the charman commercial with the bears, so that has to be the right way

teentime · 08-26-2008, 10:59 PM

I always thought real men didn't wipe their ass

A bear and a rabbit are talking in the woods one day.
The bear says to the rabbit "does shit stick to your fur?"
The rabbit answers "no, never"
So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass.

Reminds me of the charman commercial

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-26-2008, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim_Gunn

I'm male and always used to put it towards the front when I used to use dry t.p.. But of course dry toilet paper is simply not suitable for the job it was originally designed for and I always use flushable wet t.p. from a container atop the tank which actually does get your backside clean.

pornask · 08-27-2008, 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno

I'm the opposite. Flap in front. My gf drives me insane putting it in the back. How the fuck does that make sense?

Same here, she puts new roll in backwards, I change it the moment I go to use the bathroom, we'd be using it like that and when we run out and she'd the one replacing it, she puts it in backwards again - flap in the back. Makes no sense.

webcams_sean · 08-27-2008, 12:25 AM

The better question is, do you fold or crumple your toilet paper?

umbralui · 08-27-2008, 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

In the back for me

same, it looks cool

martinsc · 08-27-2008, 12:37 AM

to be honest... i never thought about that...

thedalmation · 08-27-2008, 01:03 AM

but do you wipe front to back or back to front?

Shey · 08-27-2008, 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webcams_sean

The better question is, do you fold or crumple your toilet paper?

Fold! That's why flap in front is preferred by most women

The Sultan Of Smut · 08-27-2008, 01:17 AM

Hey I've noticed this myself. I roll from the back and you're right now that I think about it every single girl I've dated rolls it from the front. Crazy.

ChrisYAZ · 08-27-2008, 01:43 AM

Has anyone ever pulled the cardboard apart in desperation when the paper runs out and used that instead? Not comfortable, but gets the job done.

After Shock Media · 08-27-2008, 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chris_webcams

Has anyone ever pulled the cardboard apart in desperation when the paper runs out and used that instead? Not comfortable, but gets the job done.

And like ripped it into small triangles and had to scrape your ass like the card board was a corn chip and your ass was a near empty salsa bowl. Though every so often it gets soggy real quick and your finger hits the only poo you somehow missed and no matter how much you wash that hand it smells like shit for a few days?

Um no.

gimo33 · 08-27-2008, 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

And like ripped it into small triangles and had to scrape your ass like the card board was a corn chip and your ass was a near empty salsa bowl. Though every so often it gets soggy real quick and your finger hits the only poo you somehow missed and no matter how much you wash that hand it smells like shit for a few days?

Um no.

Barefootsies · 08-27-2008, 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Sultan Of Smut

Hey I've noticed this myself. I roll from the back and you're right now that I think about it every single girl I've dated rolls it from the front. Crazy.

David! · 08-27-2008, 05:21 AM

Rufus' good toilet hygiene Manifesto:

1 - Always leave the toilet paper flap hanging in the front so that in the case of "Dirty Hands" the back cover of the toilet paper holder will not be contaminated.
2 - Wipe front to back so as to not contaminate genitals in case of "overload".
3 - If you use disposable wet towels, make sure you use the newer models which allow you to pull one at a time without having to open and close the dispenser with "contaminated" hands.
4 - Make sure you do not use "contaminated" areas on your hands, wrists and arms to turn on the water faucet and to dispense soap.

This has been a good toilet hygiene manifesto brought to you by Rufus...

uno · 08-27-2008, 05:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webcams_sean

The better question is, do you fold or crumple your toilet paper?

Crumple. More surface area.

plyndrty · 08-27-2008, 05:32 AM

I can give a fuck how it unrolls. I just want it within arms reach...

tranza · 08-27-2008, 05:32 AM

Hahaha...I just had never paid attention to that!

CurrentlySober · 08-27-2008, 05:50 AM

Dont even wipe...

u-Bob · 08-27-2008, 06:43 AM

<--- puts it with the flap in the front.

Zester · 08-27-2008, 06:44 AM

i declare this thread - thread of the week

rowan · 08-27-2008, 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PussyMan

Rufus' good toilet hygiene Manifesto:

1 - Always leave the toilet paper flap hanging in the front so that in the case of "Dirty Hands" the back cover of the toilet paper holder will not be contaminated.
2 - Wipe front to back so as to not contaminate genitals in case of "overload".
3 - If you use disposable wet towels, make sure you use the newer models which allow you to pull one at a time without having to open and close the dispenser with "contaminated" hands.
4 - Make sure you do not use "contaminated" areas on your hands, wrists and arms to turn on the water faucet and to dispense soap.

5. Don't fix your hair in the mirror BEFORE you wash your hands

Both my wife and daughter do this.

Vicious_B · 08-27-2008, 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

I'm just amazed when someone other than myself replaces the empty roll.

Thats the one I would have to say. The only thing that pisses me off is when I go into the bathroom and there is an empty roll less than one foot from the cabinet that has the toilet paper in it. It just irritates me when someone just leaves it empty.

carol.prime · 08-27-2008, 08:39 AM

I didn't expect that this thread would have 30+ responses..

On of the great topic this day!!

PurrrsianPussyKat · 08-27-2008, 09:02 AM

Flap goes in the front.. ;)

MichaelP · 08-27-2008, 09:09 AM

Flap Front here

sumphatpimp · 08-27-2008, 09:12 AM

you people use toilet paper?
I'm still on the Sears and Roebuck Catalog.

(if you can figure that out, you are one old fart)

CaptainHowdy · 08-27-2008, 09:30 AM

I'm more of a bidet kind of guy...

Dollarmansteve · 08-27-2008, 09:32 AM

There is the right way and the wrong way to hang it. The right way is, of course, with the flap at the back. The rest of y'all are crazy

webcams_sean · 08-27-2008, 09:37 AM

I took film in skewl and they asked us to go out and do a report asking people if they fold or crumpled...

It was interesting...

Kudles · 08-27-2008, 10:41 AM

Because thats the right way

NetwErk GUrl · 08-27-2008, 10:46 AM

Flap in front, where you can grab the end hanging free from the wall easily. Flap against the wall makes no sense... not even these 2

Ananda

firecracker · 08-27-2008, 10:50 AM

I for one, get Charman. I do roll from the top, rather underneath. It works smoother instead of reaching for it and getting the roll to cooperate.

geedub · 08-27-2008, 10:57 AM

i dont like digging towards the back for the start of the roll, especially when im in the middle of wiping my ass..

AnniKN · 08-27-2008, 11:29 AM

Flap in the back for me, don't like it to spin clockwise <_<

Another thing I wonder is, why does everyone mentioning Charmin called it Charman in this thread including the person who posted an image?!

loreen · 08-27-2008, 11:34 AM

You guys are insane. Insane I say!

klaze · 08-27-2008, 11:35 AM

This argument has come up 4200 times on my other forums.

The final decision is always Flap in the Front. Doesn't matter if you are a man or women.

/thread

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