Originally Posted by PussyMan

Rufus' good toilet hygiene Manifesto:

1 - Always leave the toilet paper flap hanging in the front so that in the case of "Dirty Hands" the back cover of the toilet paper holder will not be contaminated.
2 - Wipe front to back so as to not contaminate genitals in case of "overload".
3 - If you use disposable wet towels, make sure you use the newer models which allow you to pull one at a time without having to open and close the dispenser with "contaminated" hands.
4 - Make sure you do not use "contaminated" areas on your hands, wrists and arms to turn on the water faucet and to dispense soap.