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Serge_Oprano · 10-28-2002, 05:15 AM

only TRUE estimates, please, no shaving!

Posts from dead people are welcome too!

Gary · 10-28-2002, 05:19 AM

31
cause of death: Drowning after driving off a bridge because a tire from a big truck flew off and hit my car, causing me to loose control.

Only 4 years left to live, very sad.

Serge_Oprano · 10-28-2002, 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary
31
cause of death: Drowning after driving off a bridge because a tire from a big truck flew off and hit my car, causing me to loose control.

Only 4 years left to live, very sad.

Gary,
when are you sending invitations to your funeral?

Do you want Irish or Viking funeral?

bawdy · 10-28-2002, 05:22 AM

38 (5 years time)... my body is breaking down at an alarming rate

artware · 10-28-2002, 05:23 AM

Serge,

After I have made enough money to comfortably retire, I expect to die within 30 days.

Luckily, that means I have a long time to go!

Greetings,

Art

Seb From Holland · 10-28-2002, 05:24 AM

25
cause of death: Drowning after driving off a bridge because one of my big trucks tires flew off, causing me to loose control.

Only 4 years left to live, very sad.

Good thing I won't die alone that day...

Serge_Oprano · 10-28-2002, 05:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by artware
Serge,

After I have made enough money to comfortably retire, I expect to die within 30 days.

Luckily, that means I have a long time to go!

Greetings,

Art

Art,
do you beleive in reincarnation?

Firehorse · 10-28-2002, 05:37 AM

"Dream as if you will live forever
and live as if you will die today." - James Dean

Serge_Oprano · 10-28-2002, 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Firehorse
"Dream as if you will live forever
and live as if you will die today." - James Dean

you forgot..
"...and leave a beautiful corpse." part
;-))

anybody know where I can borrow a beautiful corpse?

artware · 10-28-2002, 05:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

Art,
do you beleive in reincarnation?

Serge,

I think one time here is more than enough. I don't even want to THINK about reincarnation.

Greetings,

Art

Serge_Oprano · 10-28-2002, 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by artware

Serge,

I think one time here is more than enough. I don't even want to THINK about reincarnation.

Greetings,

Art

too bad...
I have obtained $50,000 grant to research if identical twins reincarnate in identical pairs...

I am looking for volunteers,
GFY memebrs only need bother to apply...

artware · 10-28-2002, 06:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

too bad...
I have obtained $50,000 grant to research if identical twins reincarnate in identical pairs...

I am looking for volunteers,
GFY memebrs only need bother to apply...

OK, I asked my evil twin and we now agree that we totally believe in reincarnation, provided death is by natural causes. And we also want to contribute to science by participating in your experiment.

We'll take half of the money up front, and half after completion. Do you mind if we reincarnate as the barbie twins?

Greetings,

Art (the Dutch Pussy, not the evil one)

Serge_Oprano · 10-28-2002, 06:01 AM

Art, I don't mind to pay upfront upon completion of post mortem...
;-)))

artware · 10-28-2002, 06:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
Art, I don't mind to pay upfront upon completion of post mortem...
;-)))

Ah, go fuck yourself Serge!

Forget it. I'll dress up as barbie right now and forget about the reincarnation stuff.

BTW: who made that nice drawing/cartoon (I'm not sure what the right name is for such artwork) of you?

Greetings,

Art

Serge_Oprano · 10-28-2002, 06:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by artware

Ah, go fuck yourself Serge!

Forget it. I'll dress up as barbie right now and forget about the reincarnation stuff.

BTW: who made that nice drawing/cartoon (I'm not sure what the right name is for such artwork) of you?

Greetings,

Art

Art, this si combined effort between Fred from Netpond and mutt from Oprano
;-)

it's a take of SergesMuseum.com logo
;-))

artware · 10-28-2002, 06:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

Art, this si combined effort between Fred from Netpond and mutt from Oprano
;-)

it's a take of SergesMuseum.com logo
;-))

Well done to those guys then. I love it!

Greetngs,

Art

CharlieBrown · 10-28-2002, 06:24 AM

older than i am today

kmanrox · 10-28-2002, 06:36 AM

28-29

Serge_Oprano · 10-28-2002, 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
28-29

K-Man, this is BULLSHIT, you are OLDER than that NOW!
;-))

How many burial plots can I put you for?

Undutchable · 10-28-2002, 06:50 AM

I think I'll either die before 40 or after 80... Sorry, I cant choose between the two but either I make it out alive of my youthly years or I die before I lose my crazy ways

Theo · 10-28-2002, 06:52 AM

im a bit pessimistic on this :-(

Serge_Oprano · 10-28-2002, 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
im a bit pessimistic on this :-(

guys, would you follow each other to the other side?

need a double burial plot at 20% discount?

ADL Colin · 10-28-2002, 07:03 AM

76. Why?

Serge_Oprano · 10-28-2002, 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Colin
76. Why?

Colin,
I am inspired by
"6 feet Under" and decided to go into a burial business,
and GFY seems to be the logical place to start
;-)))

Theo · 10-28-2002, 07:05 AM

20% sounds good

Serge_Oprano · 10-28-2002, 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
20% sounds good

you see, Colin,
I am getting commitments already!

BV · 10-28-2002, 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

you forgot..
"...and leave a beautiful corpse." part
;-))

anybody know where I can borrow a beautiful corpse?

live fast, die young, and leave a good looking corpse

ADL Colin · 10-28-2002, 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

Colin,
I am inspired by
"6 feet Under" and decided to go into a burial business,
and GFY seems to be the logical place to start
;-)))

You should open on November 15 then.

BV · 10-28-2002, 07:11 AM

life's a bitch then you die

Serge_Oprano · 10-28-2002, 07:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BV

live fast, die young, and leave a good looking corpse

need funeral flowers arrangements at 30% discount?

BV · 10-28-2002, 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

need funeral flowers arrangements at 30% discount?

no thanks
i grow my own
i do that on the side

Serge_Oprano · 10-28-2002, 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Colin

You should open on November 15 then.

Colin,
are you teaching me marketing?????

who the hell gonna have money on 15th?????

Why do you think I give discounts on prepayments???

"Broken cookie is better than no cookie"!

(---Lady Law)
;-)))

Serge_Oprano · 10-28-2002, 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BV

no thanks
i grow my own
i do that on the side

do you smoke your "flowers" too?

BV · 10-28-2002, 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

do you smoke your "flowers" too?

that crop is too risky

Serge_Oprano · 10-28-2002, 07:18 AM

Bikinivoyeur 100/50 Webmaster Program! 8 month average retain = Boo Koo Bucks!
*****************************

sell burial plots,
it's LIFE TIME retantion!

ADL Colin · 10-28-2002, 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

Colin,
are you teaching me marketing?????

who the hell gonna have money on 15th?????

Why do you think I give discounts on prepayments???

"Broken cookie is better than no cookie"!

(---Lady Law)
;-)))

Don't you know it's difficult to sell living people burial plots when they are so young?

According to "A Study of American Attitudes Toward Ritualization and Memorialization"
only 15% of those under 40 have made some pre-arrangements for burial.

Serge_Oprano · 10-28-2002, 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Colin

Don't you know it's difficult to sell living people burial plots when they are so young?

According to "A Study of American Attitudes Toward Ritualization and Memorialization"
only 15% of those under 40 have made some pre-arrangements for burial.

Colin,
if selling cremations was easy -
everybody would do it!

I found untapped market on GFY and have affiliate program too!

we pay $1000 per join!

ADL Colin · 10-28-2002, 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

Colin,
if selling cremations was easy -
everybody would do it!

I found untapped market on GFY and have affiliate program too!

we pay $1000 per join!

I'm in if you do it MLM style.

BV · 10-28-2002, 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
Bikinivoyeur 100/50 Webmaster Program! 8 month average retain = Boo Koo Bucks!
*****************************

sell burial plots,
it's LIFE TIME retantion!

i was thinking of "Cremation Urns"

less overhead

ADL Colin · 10-28-2002, 07:28 AM

"Cremation Bus"

"The original true story of 2 whacky morticians, a video camera, a big fucking bus and a world full of corpses."

Serge_Oprano · 10-28-2002, 07:30 AM

whoops,
9:30, market is open,
I think we scared entire GFY population with our thread...

People, cheer up,
YOU ALL GONNA DIE sooner or later, I GUARANTEE YOU that!

smile, Serge loves you....

BV · 10-28-2002, 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Colin
"Creation Bus"

"The original true story of 2 whacky morticians, a video camera, a big fucking bus and a world full of corpses."

Or

"Cremation Bus"

Oven on wheels, hot as HELL

and what a way to go!

lol

hershie · 10-28-2002, 07:32 AM

I am wondering about epitaph for your tombstone.

Are you supposed to write one up and hand it to your loved one or does someone do this for you to sum you up in a quote? I will be 38 in a few days so its about time I found this info. out.

ADL Colin · 10-28-2002, 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BV

Or

"Cremation Bus"

Oven on wheels, hot as HELL and what a way to go!

lol

Damn, that's what I meant. -- edit --

Serge_Oprano · 10-28-2002, 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hershie
I am wondering about epitaph for your tombstone.

Are you supposed to write one up and hand it to your loved one or does someone do this for you to sum you up in a quote? I will be 38 in a few days so its about time I found this info. out.

I wrote mine:
"here is Serge,
he loves you all and can't wait to see you all on the other side.
Hurry up!"

Firehorse · 10-28-2002, 07:37 AM

Death is the beginning, merely part of the circle or a transition depending upon how look at it!

Serge_Oprano · 10-28-2002, 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Firehorse
Death is the beginning, merely part of the circle or a transition depending upon how look at it!

that's what I told to Labret, I wanna be burried next to him!

hershie · 10-28-2002, 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Firehorse
Death is the beginning, merely part of the circle or a transition depending upon how look at it!

is that your epitaph?
i guess you would have some perspective on that quote having just had a child.

ADL Colin · 10-28-2002, 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Firehorse
Death is the beginning, merely part of the circle or a transition depending upon how look at it!

If that makes you feel better.

Firehorse · 10-28-2002, 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hershie

is that your epitaph?
i guess you would have some perspective on that quote having just had a child.

It would be an apt epitaph.

I have an affinity with much native wisdom.

The Sioux belive that life is a circle from childhood to manhood back to childhood.

The Christians believe as the bible attributes Jesus saying; "You will not enter unto the kingdom of heaven unless you change and become like little children."

Many other belief sytems and cultures reinforce this belief, the circularity of life.

10-28-2002, 05:15 AM	#1
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10-28-2002, 05:19 AM	#2
Gary Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kimmykims couch Posts: 6,110	31 cause of death: Drowning after driving off a bridge because a tire from a big truck flew off and hit my car, causing me to loose control. Only 4 years left to live, very sad.

10-28-2002, 05:22 AM	#4
bawdy Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,424	38 (5 years time)... my body is breaking down at an alarming rate

10-28-2002, 05:23 AM	#5
artware Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: the Netherlands Posts: 268	Serge, After I have made enough money to comfortably retire, I expect to die within 30 days. Luckily, that means I have a long time to go! Greetings, Art

10-28-2002, 05:24 AM	#6
Seb From Holland Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,747	25 cause of death: Drowning after driving off a bridge because one of my big trucks tires flew off, causing me to loose control. Only 4 years left to live, very sad. Good thing I won't die alone that day...

10-28-2002, 06:01 AM	#13
Serge_Oprano So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 9,820	Art, I don't mind to pay upfront upon completion of post mortem... ;-)))

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Undutchable Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 2,217	I think I'll either die before 40 or after 80... Sorry, I cant choose between the two but either I make it out alive of my youthly years or I die before I lose my crazy ways

10-28-2002, 06:52 AM	#21
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	im a bit pessimistic on this :-(

10-28-2002, 07:05 AM	#25
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	20% sounds good

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Serge_Oprano So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 9,820	Bikinivoyeur 100/50 Webmaster Program! 8 month average retain = Boo Koo Bucks! ***************************** sell burial plots, it's LIFE TIME retantion!

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Serge_Oprano So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 9,820	whoops, 9:30, market is open, I think we scared entire GFY population with our thread... People, cheer up, YOU ALL GONNA DIE sooner or later, I GUARANTEE YOU that! smile, Serge loves you....

10-28-2002, 07:32 AM	#43
hershie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 4,642	I am wondering about epitaph for your tombstone. Are you supposed to write one up and hand it to your loved one or does someone do this for you to sum you up in a quote? I will be 38 in a few days so its about time I found this info. out.

10-28-2002, 07:37 AM	#46
Firehorse Desire it and have it!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.fuckwithfire.com ICQ 512915 Posts: 30,767	Death is the beginning, merely part of the circle or a transition depending upon how look at it! __________________ MySweetEbony