how old are you going to be when you die?
 

only TRUE estimates, please, no shaving!

Posts from dead people are welcome too!

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cause of death: Drowning after driving off a bridge because a tire from a big truck flew off and hit my car, causing me to loose control.

Only 4 years left to live, very sad.

Gary,
when are you sending invitations to your funeral?

Do you want Irish or Viking funeral?

38 (5 years time)... my body is breaking down at an alarming rate

Serge,

After I have made enough money to comfortably retire, I expect to die within 30 days.

Luckily, that means I have a long time to go! :winkwink:

Greetings,

Art

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cause of death: Drowning after driving off a bridge because one of my big trucks tires flew off, causing me to loose control.

Only 4 years left to live, very sad.

Good thing I won't die alone that day...

Art,
do you beleive in reincarnation?

"Dream as if you will live forever
and live as if you will die today." - James Dean

you forgot..
"...and leave a beautiful corpse." part
;-))

anybody know where I can borrow a beautiful corpse?

Serge,

I think one time here is more than enough. I don't even want to THINK about reincarnation.

Greetings,

Art

too bad...
I have obtained $50,000 grant to research if identical twins reincarnate in identical pairs...

I am looking for volunteers,
GFY memebrs only need bother to apply...

OK, I asked my evil twin and we now agree that we totally believe in reincarnation, provided death is by natural causes. And we also want to contribute to science by participating in your experiment.

We'll take half of the money up front, and half after completion. Do you mind if we reincarnate as the barbie twins? :eyecrazy

Greetings,

Art (the Dutch Pussy, not the evil one)

Art, I don't mind to pay upfront upon completion of post mortem...
;-)))

Ah, go fuck yourself Serge! :321GFY

Forget it. I'll dress up as barbie right now and forget about the reincarnation stuff.

BTW: who made that nice drawing/cartoon (I'm not sure what the right name is for such artwork) of you?

Greetings,

Art

Art, this si combined effort between Fred from Netpond and mutt from Oprano
;-)

it's a take of SergesMuseum.com logo
;-))

Well done to those guys then. I love it! :thumbsup

Greetngs,

Art

older than i am today

28-29

K-Man, this is BULLSHIT, you are OLDER than that NOW!
;-))

How many burial plots can I put you for?

I think I'll either die before 40 or after 80... Sorry, I cant choose between the two but either I make it out alive of my youthly years or I die before I lose my crazy ways

im a bit pessimistic on this :-(

guys, would you follow each other to the other side?

need a double burial plot at 20% discount?

76. Why?

Colin,
I am inspired by
"6 feet Under" and decided to go into a burial business,
and GFY seems to be the logical place to start
;-)))

20% sounds good :glugglug

you see, Colin,
I am getting commitments already!

live fast, die young, and leave a good looking corpse

You should open on November 15 then.

life's a bitch then you die

need funeral flowers arrangements at 30% discount?

no thanks
i grow my own
i do that on the side

Colin,
are you teaching me marketing?????

who the hell gonna have money on 15th?????

Why do you think I give discounts on prepayments???

"Broken cookie is better than no cookie"!

(---Lady Law)
;-)))

do you smoke your "flowers" too?

that crop is too risky :(

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sell burial plots,
it's LIFE TIME retantion!

Don't you know it's difficult to sell living people burial plots when they are so young?

According to "A Study of American Attitudes Toward Ritualization and Memorialization"
only 15% of those under 40 have made some pre-arrangements for burial.

Colin,
if selling cremations was easy -
everybody would do it!

I found untapped market on GFY and have affiliate program too!

we pay $1000 per join!

I'm in if you do it MLM style.

i was thinking of "Cremation Urns"

less overhead

"Cremation Bus"

"The original true story of 2 whacky morticians, a video camera, a big fucking bus and a world full of corpses."

whoops,
9:30, market is open,
I think we scared entire GFY population with our thread...

People, cheer up,
YOU ALL GONNA DIE sooner or later, I GUARANTEE YOU that!

smile, Serge loves you....

Or

"Cremation Bus"

Oven on wheels, hot as HELL:feels-hot and what a way to go!

lol

I am wondering about epitaph for your tombstone.

Are you supposed to write one up and hand it to your loved one or does someone do this for you to sum you up in a quote? I will be 38 in a few days so its about time I found this info. out.

Damn, that's what I meant. -- edit --

I wrote mine:
"here is Serge,
he loves you all and can't wait to see you all on the other side.
Hurry up!"

Death is the beginning, merely part of the circle or a transition depending upon how look at it!

that's what I told to Labret, I wanna be burried next to him!

is that your epitaph?
i guess you would have some perspective on that quote having just had a child.

If that makes you feel better.

It would be an apt epitaph.

I have an affinity with much native wisdom.

The Sioux belive that life is a circle from childhood to manhood back to childhood.

The Christians believe as the bible attributes Jesus saying; "You will not enter unto the kingdom of heaven unless you change and become like little children."

Many other belief sytems and cultures reinforce this belief, the circularity of life.:)