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Old 08-22-2008, 12:05 PM   #1
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Little Johnny?s sitting on the street corner playin with battery acid, when a priest walked up and said, ?Johnny, you should play with holy water instead.?

Little Johnny says, ?Why is that??.

The priest replies, ?I put holy water on a pregnant lady and she passed a baby?.

Little Johnny says to the priest, ?That ain?t shit. I put battery acid on a cat?s ass and he passed a Volkswagon
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Old 08-22-2008, 12:10 PM   #2
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I didn't get it
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Old 08-22-2008, 12:11 PM   #3
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its friday, happy birthday
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Old 08-22-2008, 12:18 PM   #4
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Old 08-22-2008, 12:18 PM   #5
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hahha. thats a good one.
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Old 08-22-2008, 12:21 PM   #6
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I didn't get it
im assuming the cat took off and ran faster than a car
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Old 08-22-2008, 12:26 PM   #7
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im assuming the cat took off and ran faster than a car
bagging on the Germans, I just didn't get it or how
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Old 08-22-2008, 12:27 PM   #8
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Old 08-22-2008, 12:44 PM   #9
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Old 08-22-2008, 12:52 PM   #11
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I think you left out the part about the Priest asking little johnny to pull down his pants.
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Old 08-22-2008, 12:58 PM   #12
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bagging on the Germans, I just didn't get it or how
No, it's not ethnic. It would have been just as funny with an Oldsmobile or a Toyota.
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Old 08-22-2008, 01:43 PM   #13
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lol, poor cat!
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Old 08-22-2008, 01:46 PM   #14
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Little Johnny?s sitting on the street corner playin with battery acid, when a priest walked up and said, ?Johnny, you should play with holy water instead.?

Little Johnny says, ?Why is that??.

The priest replies, ?I put holy water on a pregnant lady and she passed a baby?.

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Old 08-22-2008, 01:50 PM   #15
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good joke
a quick one, lol
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Old 08-22-2008, 01:55 PM   #16
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Old 08-22-2008, 02:25 PM   #17
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Old 08-22-2008, 02:25 PM   #18
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I think you left out the part about the Priest asking little johnny to pull down his pants.
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