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  • Compdoctor
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2001
    • 1937

    #1

    Friday's Joke

    Little Johnny?s sitting on the street corner playin with battery acid, when a priest walked up and said, ?Johnny, you should play with holy water instead.?

    Little Johnny says, ?Why is that??.

    The priest replies, ?I put holy water on a pregnant lady and she passed a baby?.

    Little Johnny says to the priest, ?That ain?t shit. I put battery acid on a cat?s ass and he passed a Volkswagon
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  • tranza
    ICQ: 197-556-237
    • Jun 2003
    • 57559

    #2
    I didn't get it
    I'm just a newbie.

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    • 2012
      So Fucking What
      • Jul 2006
      • 17189

      #3
      its friday, happy birthday
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      • Zuzana Designs
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        • Feb 2005
        • 20900

        #4
        I'm lost

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        • pornguy
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          • Mar 2003
          • 62912

          #5
          hahha. thats a good one.
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          • Intrinsic
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2008
            • 1589

            #6
            Originally posted by tranza
            I didn't get it
            im assuming the cat took off and ran faster than a car

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            • 2012
              So Fucking What
              • Jul 2006
              • 17189

              #7
              Originally posted by Intrinsic
              im assuming the cat took off and ran faster than a car
              bagging on the Germans, I just didn't get it or how
              Last edited by 2012; 08-22-2008, 11:26 AM. Reason: doh
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              • ali25extreme
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                • Mar 2008
                • 188

                #8
                Groaner..but cute!

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                • TubeTitans_SusieQ
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                  • May 2007
                  • 3884

                  #9
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                  • woj
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                    • Jul 2002
                    • 47882

                    #10
                    heh .....
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                    • aico
                      Moo Moo Cow
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 14748

                      #11
                      I think you left out the part about the Priest asking little johnny to pull down his pants.

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                      • Dagwolf
                        President of Canada
                        • Sep 2003
                        • 23141

                        #12
                        Originally posted by fartfly
                        bagging on the Germans, I just didn't get it or how
                        No, it's not ethnic. It would have been just as funny with an Oldsmobile or a Toyota.
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                        • sniperwolf
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                          • Mar 2005
                          • 17743

                          #13
                          lol, poor cat!
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                          • seeandsee
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                            • Mar 2006
                            • 50945

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Compdoctor
                            Little Johnny?s sitting on the street corner playin with battery acid, when a priest walked up and said, ?Johnny, you should play with holy water instead.?

                            Little Johnny says, ?Why is that??.

                            The priest replies, ?I put holy water on a pregnant lady and she passed a baby?.

                            Little Johnny says to the priest, ?That ain?t shit. I put battery acid on a cat?s ass and he passed a Volkswagon
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                            • ISPrime_dimi
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                              • Jul 2008
                              • 228

                              #15
                              good joke
                              a quick one, lol

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                              • Violetta
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                                • Jul 2004
                                • 28735

                                #16
                                hahhaa...
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                                • fatfoo
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                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 27763

                                  #17
                                  Check out these battery acid burns

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                                  • Iron Fist
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                                    • Dec 2006
                                    • 23400

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by aico
                                    I think you left out the part about the Priest asking little johnny to pull down his pants.
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