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Friday's Joke
Little Johnny?s sitting on the street corner playin with battery acid, when a priest walked up and said, ?Johnny, you should play with holy water instead.?
Little Johnny says, ?Why is that??.
The priest replies, ?I put holy water on a pregnant lady and she passed a baby?.
Little Johnny says to the priest, ?That ain?t shit. I put battery acid on a cat?s ass and he passed a Volkswagon
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