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Compdoctor 08-22-2008 12:05 PM
Friday's Joke
 
Little Johnny?s sitting on the street corner playin with battery acid, when a priest walked up and said, ?Johnny, you should play with holy water instead.?

Little Johnny says, ?Why is that??.

The priest replies, ?I put holy water on a pregnant lady and she passed a baby?.

Little Johnny says to the priest, ?That ain?t shit. I put battery acid on a cat?s ass and he passed a Volkswagon

tranza 08-22-2008 12:10 PM
I didn't get it

2012 08-22-2008 12:11 PM
its friday, happy birthday

Zuzana Designs 08-22-2008 12:18 PM
I'm lost :(

pornguy 08-22-2008 12:18 PM
hahha. thats a good one.

Intrinsic 08-22-2008 12:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tranza (Post 14647921)
I didn't get it
im assuming the cat took off and ran faster than a car :helpme

2012 08-22-2008 12:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Intrinsic (Post 14647974)
im assuming the cat took off and ran faster than a car :helpme
bagging on the Germans, I just didn't get it:1orglaugh or how

ali25extreme 08-22-2008 12:27 PM
Groaner..but cute!

TubeTitans_SusieQ 08-22-2008 12:44 PM
mozaltov

woj 08-22-2008 12:48 PM
heh .....

aico 08-22-2008 12:52 PM
I think you left out the part about the Priest asking little johnny to pull down his pants.

Dagwolf 08-22-2008 12:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fartfly (Post 14648002)
bagging on the Germans, I just didn't get it:1orglaugh or how
No, it's not ethnic. It would have been just as funny with an Oldsmobile or a Toyota.

sniperwolf 08-22-2008 01:43 PM
lol, poor cat!

seeandsee 08-22-2008 01:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Compdoctor (Post 14647902)
Little Johnny?s sitting on the street corner playin with battery acid, when a priest walked up and said, ?Johnny, you should play with holy water instead.?

Little Johnny says, ?Why is that??.

The priest replies, ?I put holy water on a pregnant lady and she passed a baby?.

Little Johnny says to the priest, ?That ain?t shit. I put battery acid on a cat?s ass and he passed a Volkswagon
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ISPrime_dimi 08-22-2008 01:50 PM
good joke
a quick one, lol :)

Violetta 08-22-2008 01:55 PM
hahhaa...

fatfoo 08-22-2008 02:25 PM
Check out these battery acid burns

http://www.boomer-books.com/assets/skincancerface.jpg

Iron Fist 08-22-2008 02:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by aico (Post 14648169)
I think you left out the part about the Priest asking little johnny to pull down his pants.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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