Best Cancel Email EVER. - GoFuckYourself.com

jimmy-3-way · 08-06-2008, 10:16 AM

"I canceled because I could not be bothered with the hassle of entering my password (correctly) and not being able to access the site."

Shit - he's got us there.

CaptainHowdy · 08-06-2008, 10:20 AM

ROFL ... I would cancel for the same reason btw.

Adult Creative Labs · 08-06-2008, 10:24 AM

Hahaha... Incredible...

budz · 08-06-2008, 10:26 AM

call him a liar because there aren't any typos in the e-mail, lol.

seeandsee · 08-06-2008, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way

"I canceled because I could not be bothered with the hassle of entering my password (correctly) and not being able to access the site."

Shit - he's got us there.

What a cunt

x-rate · 08-06-2008, 10:34 AM

oh man.... wonder if one day someone gonna beat this!

gleem · 08-06-2008, 10:38 AM

lol that's a good one. My favorite on RevengeTV.com was:

"I need to cancel because you have too many videos to see, and I don't have time to watch them all so I can't be asked to pay for them"

I told him I would remove the ones he "didn't have time to see" but he still canceled

Juicy D. Links · 08-06-2008, 10:39 AM

lololol thats a good one

jakethedog · 08-06-2008, 10:41 AM

I had one that said the guys kid stole his credit card and used it .....and no names mentioned .. BUT one of my processors fucking credited him .. seems my sites are now free .. fucking idiots.. funny how they are moving out of my cascade ..

Paco, of Large Cash. · 08-06-2008, 10:45 AM

They do not fall far from the tree.

I nominate the pylon as THE poster child, displaying the result of bad parenting!

Phil · 08-06-2008, 10:48 AM

I had one that fucked with me for 3 days saying he can’t login to his account and I can clearly see all logins and data that was transferred. On 3rd day he threatened to cancel and he sure did called for refund.

mattsbeachhouse · 08-06-2008, 10:52 AM

should have updated or provided better content.

duff · 08-06-2008, 10:58 AM

haha classic!

fuzebox · 08-06-2008, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jakethedog

I had one that said the guys kid stole his credit card and used it .....and no names mentioned .. BUT one of my processors fucking credited him .. seems my sites are now free .. fucking idiots.. funny how they are moving out of my cascade ..

Man do you know how bad a chargeback is for the merchant? both $ wise and % wise... It's in both your best interests to give those type of customers refunds.

LB-69 · 08-06-2008, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way

"I canceled because I could not be bothered with the hassle of entering my password (correctly) and not being able to access the site."

Shit - he's got us there.

Our customers are such a blessing....

Scott McD · 08-06-2008, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way

"I canceled because I could not be bothered with the hassle of entering my password (correctly) and not being able to access the site."

Shit - he's got us there.

You should have offered him 2 months free...

pornguy · 08-06-2008, 11:51 AM

No only should he be able to use the wrong password, but you should go to his house and jerk him off, as he can not be bothered with that either.

DatingGameExpert · 08-06-2008, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mattsbeachhouse

should have updated or provided better content.

You are fast becoming one of the biggest troll annoyances on this forum. I know a lot of people agree with me on this. Your retarded advice is not welcome here.

DaddyHalbucks · 08-06-2008, 12:00 PM

Some good ones there, LOL.

jhauser · 08-06-2008, 12:04 PM

Well you know how pesky those passwords are these days. Its hard to type error free lol.

Eriic · 08-06-2008, 12:07 PM

If your system is so fucked up that your password program doesn't work for his browser he deserves his money back.

Some sites don't work with all browsers, does yours?????

Swish · 08-06-2008, 12:11 PM

I have a bunch of these, but here is one of the more non-sensical ones from the other day:

Quote:

have yall look on the other side of the computer every one of those girls are getting people in to troubleyall getting people into trouble alot
sending people to jail for life an its not fair that yall sending people to jail for yals mistakes

WTF?!

Eriic · 08-06-2008, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swish

I have a bunch of these, but here is one of the more non-sensical ones from the other day:

WTF?!

He means you got c.p. on your site,,,= Do you?

iMind · 08-06-2008, 12:17 PM

The way I read this , he's inputting his password ( correctly ) and not able to access the site...

I'd cancel too ;)

clickyoucutie · 08-06-2008, 12:19 PM

Hilarious!

Shap · 08-06-2008, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jakethedog

I had one that said the guys kid stole his credit card and used it .....and no names mentioned .. BUT one of my processors fucking credited him .. seems my sites are now free .. fucking idiots.. funny how they are moving out of my cascade ..

Actually you should be happy they credited him.

spacedog · 08-06-2008, 12:22 PM

I had in the terms and conditions of membership that any requests for chargeback or cancellations seeking refund would be prosecuted for fraud and theft of services.

Never had a single chargeback

qxm · 08-06-2008, 12:26 PM

hahah!!! those are good cancellation emails ..l LOL'ed

Swish · 08-06-2008, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eriic

He means you got c.p. on your site,,,= Do you?

Uh no. Not even close. We are a long standing reputable program with zero associations to anything like that. I think he is just a drunken hillbilly

Sansa · 08-06-2008, 12:36 PM

Well sure tube sites don't ask for passwords.

Eriic · 08-06-2008, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swish

Uh no. Not even close. We are a long standing reputable program with zero associations to anything like that. I think he is just a drunken hillbilly

Well maybe he is mad that you don't have that??

woj · 08-06-2008, 01:29 PM

Some of the passwords ARE actually a bitch to type in... 1t0IYOlmT|r!
good luck typing something like that in without copying/pasting..

Socks · 08-06-2008, 01:31 PM

Tell them to upgrade their browser so it will remember the passwords, or get RoboForm

jakethedog · 08-06-2008, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shap

Actually you should be happy they credited him.

it was just a bad week .. assholes where using a new cheque option I had put in and it was like one after the other bounce... and then the credit and then another one because of a password issue .. I was pissed but actually ya I have thought about it more and more lately ...
..and what I have come up with is ... truthfully I don't believe the whole "kid got my card" bullshit ... deal is ..kid gets your card .. you tan his ass and keep him of teh net and make sure that card doesn't rebill ..end of story ..not grab a few days of content, KID or not .. it is the fucking parents responsibility to monitor what their children are doing on the net .. down the street and with their friends .. its called Parenting ..

Eriic · 08-06-2008, 02:26 PM

I got a charge back and it pissed me off big time....
The credit card company sided with him = the Piece of shit!

The cc company told me, " His mother said he didn't do it and we believe her and since you don't have a signature nor a picture of him to prove your case we are refunding his money!"

That was one of several reasons I no longer have any sites on the Internet, I am now just a troll.

Eriic · 08-06-2008, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eriic

I got a charge back and it pissed me off big time....
The credit card company sided with him = the Piece of shit!

The cc company told me, " His mother said he didn't do it and we believe her and since you don't have a signature nor a picture of him to prove your case we are refunding his money!"

That was one of several reasons I no longer have any sites on the Internet, I am now just a troll.

I also told her that I was going to retool the site torequire signatures and she said that still would not be enough proof for me, I think she was just being a cunt cause I ran a porn site.

jimmy-3-way · 08-06-2008, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iMind

The way I read this , he's inputting his password ( correctly ) and not able to access the site...

I'd cancel too ;)

Well I might have clarified, that's the way it reads, in fact Strongbox just showed him entering wrong PW after wrong PW.

Violetta · 08-06-2008, 02:33 PM

haha... lazy!

Andy CHOOPA · 08-06-2008, 02:51 PM

LOL.. hard to argue that one.

D Ghost · 08-06-2008, 04:45 PM

lmfao ahahahahaha

Brad Mitchell · 08-06-2008, 04:53 PM

Thats hillarious! I should post some of the 123Bill support/collection emails someday - that would be great for a laugh.

Brad

Iron Fist · 08-06-2008, 04:55 PM

I think for the ultimate is customer satisfaction, you should remove the logins and passwords. Revenue might go down a bit, but you'll have alot of happy campers!

j/k

08-06-2008, 10:16 AM	#1
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08-06-2008, 10:20 AM	#2
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08-06-2008, 10:24 AM	#3
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08-06-2008, 10:26 AM	#4
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08-06-2008, 10:38 AM	#7
gleem Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Sunny Land Posts: 5,593	lol that's a good one. My favorite on RevengeTV.com was: "I need to cancel because you have too many videos to see, and I don't have time to watch them all so I can't be asked to pay for them" I told him I would remove the ones he "didn't have time to see" but he still canceled __________________ Contact me: \\// E: webmaster /at/ unprofessional.com

08-06-2008, 10:34 AM	#6
x-rate Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Montreal Posts: 725	oh man.... wonder if one day someone gonna beat this!

08-06-2008, 10:39 AM	#8
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	lololol thats a good one

08-06-2008, 10:41 AM	#9
jakethedog Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Vancouver B.C. Posts: 2,497	I had one that said the guys kid stole his credit card and used it .....and no names mentioned .. BUT one of my processors fucking credited him .. seems my sites are now free .. fucking idiots.. funny how they are moving out of my cascade .. __________________ No sig .. just me

08-06-2008, 10:45 AM	#10
Paco, of Large Cash. Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: --> . <-- Posts: 2,267	They do not fall far from the tree. I nominate the pylon as THE poster child, displaying the result of bad parenting!

08-06-2008, 10:48 AM	#11
Phil Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,659	I had one that fucked with me for 3 days saying he can’t login to his account and I can clearly see all logins and data that was transferred. On 3rd day he threatened to cancel and he sure did called for refund. __________________ Ask Phil

08-06-2008, 10:52 AM	#12
mattsbeachhouse So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Miami Posts: 177	should have updated or provided better content.

08-06-2008, 10:58 AM	#13
duff Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 248	haha classic!

08-06-2008, 11:51 AM	#17
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08-06-2008, 12:00 PM	#19
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08-06-2008, 12:04 PM	#20
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08-06-2008, 12:07 PM	#21
Eriic So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 2,995	If your system is so fucked up that your password program doesn't work for his browser he deserves his money back. Some sites don't work with all browsers, does yours?????

08-06-2008, 12:17 PM	#24
iMind Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 937	The way I read this , he's inputting his password ( correctly ) and not able to access the site... I'd cancel too ;)

08-06-2008, 12:19 PM	#25
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08-06-2008, 12:22 PM	#27
spacedog Yes that IS me. Bitch. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 14,149	I had in the terms and conditions of membership that any requests for chargeback or cancellations seeking refund would be prosecuted for fraud and theft of services. Never had a single chargeback

08-06-2008, 12:26 PM	#28
qxm Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: NoHo Posts: 5,970	hahah!!! those are good cancellation emails ..l LOL'ed __________________ ICQ: 266990876

08-06-2008, 12:36 PM	#30
Sansa Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 293	Well sure tube sites don't ask for passwords. __________________ Beat the shitty economy by becoming a loan shark.

08-06-2008, 01:29 PM	#32
woj <&(©¿©)&> Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Chicago Posts: 47,882	Some of the passwords ARE actually a bitch to type in... 1t0IYOlmT\|r! good luck typing something like that in without copying/pasting.. __________________ Custom Software Development, email: woj#at#wojfun#.#com to discuss details or skype: wojl2000 or gchat: wojfun or telegram: wojl2000 Affiliate program tools: Hosted Galleries Manager Banner Manager Video Manager Wordpress Affiliate Plugin Pic/Movie of the Day Fansign Generator Zip Manager

08-06-2008, 01:31 PM	#33
Socks Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 8,475	Tell them to upgrade their browser so it will remember the passwords, or get RoboForm

08-06-2008, 02:26 PM	#35
Eriic So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 2,995	I got a charge back and it pissed me off big time.... The credit card company sided with him = the Piece of shit! The cc company told me, " His mother said he didn't do it and we believe her and since you don't have a signature nor a picture of him to prove your case we are refunding his money!" That was one of several reasons I no longer have any sites on the Internet, I am now just a troll.

08-06-2008, 02:33 PM	#38
Violetta Affiliate Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 28,735	haha... lazy! __________________ M&A Queen

08-06-2008, 02:51 PM	#39
Andy CHOOPA Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Red Bank NJ Posts: 1,156	LOL.. hard to argue that one. __________________ Andy Choopa ICQ: 412-203-056 DUAL XEONS W/100 Mbps UNMETERED- $199/ month!!

08-06-2008, 04:45 PM	#40
D Ghost null Industry Role: Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 9,820	lmfao ahahahahaha

08-06-2008, 04:53 PM	#41
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08-06-2008, 04:55 PM	#42
Iron Fist Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 23,400	I think for the ultimate is customer satisfaction, you should remove the logins and passwords. Revenue might go down a bit, but you'll have alot of happy campers! j/k __________________ i like waffles