Best Cancel Email EVER.

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  • jimmy-3-way
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2001
    • 3861

    #1

    Best Cancel Email EVER.

    "I canceled because I could not be bothered with the hassle of entering my password (correctly) and not being able to access the site."

    Shit - he's got us there.
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  • CaptainHowdy
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2004
    • 94722

    #2
    ROFL ... I would cancel for the same reason btw.

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    • Adult Creative Labs
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2008
      • 221

      #3
      Hahaha... Incredible...
      .



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      • budz
        Disruptive Innovator
        • Sep 2003
        • 4230

        #4
        call him a liar because there aren't any typos in the e-mail, lol.
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        • seeandsee
          Check SIG!
          • Mar 2006
          • 50945

          #5
          Originally posted by jimmy-3-way
          "I canceled because I could not be bothered with the hassle of entering my password (correctly) and not being able to access the site."

          Shit - he's got us there.
          What a cunt
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          • x-rate
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2008
            • 725

            #6
            oh man.... wonder if one day someone gonna beat this!
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            • gleem
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2001
              • 5593

              #7
              lol that's a good one. My favorite on RevengeTV.com was:

              "I need to cancel because you have too many videos to see, and I don't have time to watch them all so I can't be asked to pay for them"

              I told him I would remove the ones he "didn't have time to see" but he still canceled




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              • Juicy D. Links
                So Fucking Banned
                • Apr 2001
                • 122992

                #8
                lololol thats a good one

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                • jakethedog
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 2497

                  #9
                  I had one that said the guys kid stole his credit card and used it .....and no names mentioned .. BUT one of my processors fucking credited him .. seems my sites are now free .. fucking idiots.. funny how they are moving out of my cascade ..
                  No sig .. just me

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                  • Paco, of Large Cash.
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jun 2002
                    • 2267

                    #10
                    They do not fall far from the tree.

                    I nominate the pylon as THE poster child, displaying the result of bad parenting!

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                    • Phil
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 7659

                      #11
                      I had one that fucked with me for 3 days saying he can’t login to his account and I can clearly see all logins and data that was transferred. On 3rd day he threatened to cancel and he sure did called for refund.
                      Ask Phil

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                      • mattsbeachhouse
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Jul 2008
                        • 177

                        #12
                        should have updated or provided better content.

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                        • duff
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 248

                          #13
                          haha classic!

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                          • fuzebox
                            making it rain
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 22351

                            #14
                            Originally posted by jakethedog
                            I had one that said the guys kid stole his credit card and used it .....and no names mentioned .. BUT one of my processors fucking credited him .. seems my sites are now free .. fucking idiots.. funny how they are moving out of my cascade ..
                            Man do you know how bad a chargeback is for the merchant? both $ wise and % wise... It's in both your best interests to give those type of customers refunds.

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                            • LB-69
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2005
                              • 1322

                              #15
                              Originally posted by jimmy-3-way
                              "I canceled because I could not be bothered with the hassle of entering my password (correctly) and not being able to access the site."

                              Shit - he's got us there.
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