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  • jimmy-3-way
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2001
    • 3861

    #1

    Best Cancel Email EVER.

    "I canceled because I could not be bothered with the hassle of entering my password (correctly) and not being able to access the site."

    Shit - he's got us there.
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  • CaptainHowdy
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2004
    • 94026

    #2
    ROFL ... I would cancel for the same reason btw.

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    • Adult Creative Labs
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2008
      • 221

      #3
      Hahaha... Incredible...
      .



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      • budz
        Disruptive Innovator
        • Sep 2003
        • 4230

        #4
        call him a liar because there aren't any typos in the e-mail, lol.
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        • seeandsee
          Check SIG!
          • Mar 2006
          • 50945

          #5
          Originally posted by jimmy-3-way
          "I canceled because I could not be bothered with the hassle of entering my password (correctly) and not being able to access the site."

          Shit - he's got us there.
          What a cunt
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          • x-rate
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2008
            • 725

            #6
            oh man.... wonder if one day someone gonna beat this!
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            • gleem
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2001
              • 5593

              #7
              lol that's a good one. My favorite on RevengeTV.com was:

              "I need to cancel because you have too many videos to see, and I don't have time to watch them all so I can't be asked to pay for them"

              I told him I would remove the ones he "didn't have time to see" but he still canceled




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              • Juicy D. Links
                So Fucking Banned
                • Apr 2001
                • 122992

                #8
                lololol thats a good one

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                • jakethedog
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 2497

                  #9
                  I had one that said the guys kid stole his credit card and used it .....and no names mentioned .. BUT one of my processors fucking credited him .. seems my sites are now free .. fucking idiots.. funny how they are moving out of my cascade ..
                  No sig .. just me

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                  • Paco, of Large Cash.
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jun 2002
                    • 2267

                    #10
                    They do not fall far from the tree.

                    I nominate the pylon as THE poster child, displaying the result of bad parenting!

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                    • Phil
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 7659

                      #11
                      I had one that fucked with me for 3 days saying he can’t login to his account and I can clearly see all logins and data that was transferred. On 3rd day he threatened to cancel and he sure did called for refund.
                      Ask Phil

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                      • mattsbeachhouse
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Jul 2008
                        • 177

                        #12
                        should have updated or provided better content.

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                        • duff
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 248

                          #13
                          haha classic!

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                          • fuzebox
                            making it rain
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 22353

                            #14
                            Originally posted by jakethedog
                            I had one that said the guys kid stole his credit card and used it .....and no names mentioned .. BUT one of my processors fucking credited him .. seems my sites are now free .. fucking idiots.. funny how they are moving out of my cascade ..
                            Man do you know how bad a chargeback is for the merchant? both $ wise and % wise... It's in both your best interests to give those type of customers refunds.

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                            • LB-69
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2005
                              • 1322

                              #15
                              Originally posted by jimmy-3-way
                              "I canceled because I could not be bothered with the hassle of entering my password (correctly) and not being able to access the site."

                              Shit - he's got us there.
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                              • Scott McD
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Nov 2002
                                • 67792

                                #16
                                Originally posted by jimmy-3-way
                                "I canceled because I could not be bothered with the hassle of entering my password (correctly) and not being able to access the site."

                                Shit - he's got us there.
                                You should have offered him 2 months free...


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                                • pornguy
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 62910

                                  #17
                                  No only should he be able to use the wrong password, but you should go to his house and jerk him off, as he can not be bothered with that either.
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                                  • DatingGameExpert
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jun 2008
                                    • 1089

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by mattsbeachhouse
                                    should have updated or provided better content.
                                    You are fast becoming one of the biggest troll annoyances on this forum. I know a lot of people agree with me on this. Your retarded advice is not welcome here.

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                                    • DaddyHalbucks
                                      A freakin' legend!
                                      • Feb 2004
                                      • 18975

                                      #19
                                      Some good ones there, LOL.
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                                      • jhauser
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Dec 2002
                                        • 2924

                                        #20
                                        Well you know how pesky those passwords are these days. Its hard to type error free lol.
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                                        • Eriic
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Jan 2008
                                          • 2995

                                          #21
                                          If your system is so fucked up that your password program doesn't work for his browser he deserves his money back.

                                          Some sites don't work with all browsers, does yours?????

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                                          • Swish
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Mar 2006
                                            • 1421

                                            #22
                                            I have a bunch of these, but here is one of the more non-sensical ones from the other day:

                                            have yall look on the other side of the computer every one of those girls are getting people in to troubleyall getting people into trouble alot
                                            sending people to jail for life an its not fair that yall sending people to jail for yals mistakes
                                            WTF?!


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                                            • Eriic
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Jan 2008
                                              • 2995

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Swish
                                              I have a bunch of these, but here is one of the more non-sensical ones from the other day:



                                              WTF?!
                                              He means you got c.p. on your site,,,= Do you?

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                                              • iMind
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Nov 2007
                                                • 937

                                                #24
                                                The way I read this , he's inputting his password ( correctly ) and not able to access the site...

                                                I'd cancel too ;)

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                                                • clickyoucutie
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jul 2008
                                                  • 206

                                                  #25
                                                  Hilarious!

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                                                  • Shap
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • May 2001
                                                    • 8313

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by jakethedog
                                                    I had one that said the guys kid stole his credit card and used it .....and no names mentioned .. BUT one of my processors fucking credited him .. seems my sites are now free .. fucking idiots.. funny how they are moving out of my cascade ..
                                                    Actually you should be happy they credited him.

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                                                    • spacedog
                                                      Yes that IS me. Bitch.
                                                      • Nov 2001
                                                      • 14149

                                                      #27
                                                      I had in the terms and conditions of membership that any requests for chargeback or cancellations seeking refund would be prosecuted for fraud and theft of services.

                                                      Never had a single chargeback

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                                                      • qxm
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jul 2006
                                                        • 5970

                                                        #28
                                                        hahah!!! those are good cancellation emails ..l LOL'ed

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                                                        • Swish
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                          • 1421

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Eriic
                                                          He means you got c.p. on your site,,,= Do you?
                                                          Uh no. Not even close. We are a long standing reputable program with zero associations to anything like that. I think he is just a drunken hillbilly


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                                                          • Sansa
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Apr 2007
                                                            • 293

                                                            #30
                                                            Well sure tube sites don't ask for passwords.
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                                                            • Eriic
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Jan 2008
                                                              • 2995

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Swish
                                                              Uh no. Not even close. We are a long standing reputable program with zero associations to anything like that. I think he is just a drunken hillbilly
                                                              Well maybe he is mad that you don't have that??

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                                                              • woj
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                                                                • Jul 2002
                                                                • 47880

                                                                #32
                                                                Some of the passwords ARE actually a bitch to type in... 1t0IYOlmT|r!
                                                                good luck typing something like that in without copying/pasting..
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                                                                • Socks
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                  • 8475

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Tell them to upgrade their browser so it will remember the passwords, or get RoboForm

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                                                                  • jakethedog
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jun 2004
                                                                    • 2497

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Shap
                                                                    Actually you should be happy they credited him.
                                                                    it was just a bad week .. assholes where using a new cheque option I had put in and it was like one after the other bounce... and then the credit and then another one because of a password issue .. I was pissed but actually ya I have thought about it more and more lately ...
                                                                    ..and what I have come up with is ... truthfully I don't believe the whole "kid got my card" bullshit ... deal is ..kid gets your card .. you tan his ass and keep him of teh net and make sure that card doesn't rebill ..end of story ..not grab a few days of content, KID or not .. it is the fucking parents responsibility to monitor what their children are doing on the net .. down the street and with their friends .. its called Parenting ..
                                                                    No sig .. just me

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                                                                    • Eriic
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Jan 2008
                                                                      • 2995

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I got a charge back and it pissed me off big time....
                                                                      The credit card company sided with him = the Piece of shit!

                                                                      The cc company told me, " His mother said he didn't do it and we believe her and since you don't have a signature nor a picture of him to prove your case we are refunding his money!"

                                                                      That was one of several reasons I no longer have any sites on the Internet, I am now just a troll.

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                                                                      • Eriic
                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                        • Jan 2008
                                                                        • 2995

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Eriic
                                                                        I got a charge back and it pissed me off big time....
                                                                        The credit card company sided with him = the Piece of shit!

                                                                        The cc company told me, " His mother said he didn't do it and we believe her and since you don't have a signature nor a picture of him to prove your case we are refunding his money!"

                                                                        That was one of several reasons I no longer have any sites on the Internet, I am now just a troll.
                                                                        I also told her that I was going to retool the site torequire signatures and she said that still would not be enough proof for me, I think she was just being a cunt cause I ran a porn site.

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                                                                        • jimmy-3-way
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                                          • 3861

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by iMind
                                                                          The way I read this , he's inputting his password ( correctly ) and not able to access the site...

                                                                          I'd cancel too ;)
                                                                          Well I might have clarified, that's the way it reads, in fact Strongbox just showed him entering wrong PW after wrong PW.
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                                                                          • Violetta
                                                                            Affiliate
                                                                            • Jul 2004
                                                                            • 28735

                                                                            #38
                                                                            haha... lazy!
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                                                                            • Andy CHOOPA
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jul 2008
                                                                              • 1156

                                                                              #39
                                                                              LOL.. hard to argue that one.
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                                                                              • D Ghost
                                                                                null
                                                                                • May 2006
                                                                                • 9819

                                                                                #40
                                                                                lmfao ahahahahaha

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                                                                                • Brad Mitchell
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Nov 2001
                                                                                  • 9813

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Thats hillarious! I should post some of the 123Bill support/collection emails someday - that would be great for a laugh.

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                                                                                  • Iron Fist
                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                    • Dec 2006
                                                                                    • 23400

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    I think for the ultimate is customer satisfaction, you should remove the logins and passwords. Revenue might go down a bit, but you'll have alot of happy campers!










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