My girlfriend (Fiance) just broke up with me over myspace... - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

poornpig · 07-30-2008, 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by NinjaSteve

omg, get back at her, put single on your myspace too

... wouldn't it be cool if myspace would make this on its own, and send you a message to your phone: "Message from Tom: Now you are single have fun"

florin · 07-30-2008, 12:42 AM

that sucks big time,hehe

Ross · 07-30-2008, 04:39 AM

If the pics of your parties are anything to go by, I wouldn't exactly be worrying about picking up a new chick... unless you really liked this one. Just throw a kick ass party at your house, get the girls in the tub naked and have some fun. Oh and please invite me, my accent would close the deal

Farang · 07-30-2008, 04:41 AM

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Originally Posted by pr0

you're young & rich.....

as one of those types

i gotta ask ya....wtf are you doing with a girlfriend anyways!

keep playing on playa....till you hit 50, you're dick barely works anymore & you need someone to talk to everday

Exactly.

u-Bob · 07-30-2008, 05:08 AM

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Originally Posted by mrkris

u-Bob · 07-30-2008, 05:09 AM

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Originally Posted by gadawg14

Best revenge is to post her nude pic

tranza · 07-30-2008, 05:44 AM

That sucks man..

selena · 07-30-2008, 06:32 AM

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Originally Posted by HighEnergy

"And his xselling, or lack thereof has nothing to do with it."

And I am old enough to be your Daddy blondie.
Water seeks it's own level Selena. - Go for it! - Water seeks it's own level
Trash runs with trash. Thieves run with thieves.

Uh

okay there, cowboy.

Whatever you say.

jscott · 07-30-2008, 06:51 AM

My gf attempted suicide when she seen my Myspace page

She slit her wrists

Seriously

CyberHustler · 07-30-2008, 06:58 AM

selena · 07-30-2008, 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by mrkris

That rocks, sweetheart.

Vicious_B · 07-30-2008, 07:16 AM

Whether or not you think you are at fault thats some fucked up cold shit. Fuck her, move on.

datatank · 07-30-2008, 07:22 AM

You better hurry and repo the rock before its in some pawn store in the valley

Cyndalie · 07-30-2008, 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Take it up a level, post a pic of you nailing another girl on myspace. See her reaction.
WG

Damn WG that's cold! I'm shocked!

Jay you can just send those pics to me, I'll enjoy them

kelly kola · 07-30-2008, 07:29 AM

WRONG...just WRONG! I"m a female and just like everyone else I know I'm capable of being a bitch as well....but NEVER would I act childish like that no matter how pissed I was! Communication!!! How long have you been together???? It's a good thing this happened before you married her! All the money you would have lost

I have a great friend of mine who spent over 30,000.00 on a wedding to have her walk out 3 months later!!! IMAGINE THAT!!!! People can be upright ridiculous

O MARINA · 07-30-2008, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by cherrylula

now all you need is a text message confirmation.

i LOL'd =)

but good luck Jay =)

JayDeeZee · 07-30-2008, 07:47 AM

It sounds like she has no class.

You can do better.

Andy Servers4Less · 07-30-2008, 07:50 AM

Bang her sluttiest friend immediately

raven1083 · 07-30-2008, 07:51 AM

well thats pretty sad but I'm sure you'll be able to find another!

DatingGameExpert · 07-30-2008, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Penny Flame

You are a way worse influence than I could ever hope to be.

Every day you amaze me PD.

xxxJay......

Don't fucking worry.

As a bitch, there ain't a bitch that can't be a bitch,
if a bitch decides to be a motherfucker.
But motherfuck a bitch that's acting like a trick,
fake ass games, like myspace and shit,
you best move on, grab a new bitch and fuck her,

get her on that real dick sucking
so you can show that other fucking
ho, she's a bitch.

So don't trip.

(still in the Dear Trisha mode....sorry about the rhyming)

Worst rap ever.

SCORE Ralph · 07-30-2008, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Penny Flame

xxxJay......

Don't fucking worry.

As a bitch, there ain't a bitch that can't be a bitch,
if a bitch decides to be a motherfucker.
But motherfuck a bitch that's acting like a trick,
fake ass games, like myspace and shit,
you best move on, grab a new bitch and fuck her,

get her on that real dick sucking
so you can show that other fucking
ho, she's a bitch.

So don't trip.

Im sorry... but what the f...

Bryan G · 07-30-2008, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by DatingGameExpert

Worst rap ever.

its not rap lol

pornbling · 07-30-2008, 09:11 AM

Let me tell you a nice one;
A dad and his son:
Son:"Dad I want to know what real love is !";
Dad:"Here take $200 and fuck some bitches";
Son:"Not that kind of love dad";
Dad:"Son let me tell you a secret love doesn't exist, men invented it so that they won't pay anymore";

Jay just get another girl...

GTS Mark · 07-30-2008, 09:21 AM

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0TLA_f7S0cw&feature=related

seeric · 07-30-2008, 09:24 AM

yo, hit me back on the new celly.

BradM · 07-30-2008, 09:26 AM

You were going to marry someone that immature? That's frightening. You may want to rethink your relationship tactics a tad.

_Richard_ · 07-30-2008, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by nosey

is this the new boyfriend?

haha.. wow. now i know what i'm going to be for halloween

Kudles · 07-30-2008, 11:06 AM

Thats sucks!!!

Libertine · 07-30-2008, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Take it up a level, post a pic of you nailing another girl on myspace. See her reaction.
WG

This. Seriously. Do it.

Mohawk Steve · 07-30-2008, 11:15 AM

When you get back into town, let's go rip Sunset a new one.

woj · 07-30-2008, 11:16 AM

lets see her pics...

Penny Flame · 07-30-2008, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Steve PP

When you get back into town, let's go rip Sunset a new one.

I'll go out with y'all.....I'm a good ass wingman.

seeric · 07-30-2008, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Porno Dan

XXX Jay is still safe in Vegas away from my positive influences.

To quote Sir-Slap-A-Ho, "If your going to be dumped at least I am in a great city to get dumped in".

Have fun in Vegas tonight!!!!!

you talked to him?

jmk · 07-30-2008, 11:21 AM

Don't despair. I wanna make you babies Jay

SirMoby · 07-30-2008, 11:32 AM

Time to upgrade to a new improved model.

Biggy · 07-30-2008, 12:15 PM

jay will be back together with her by the time this thread hits 150 replies.
by the time it hits 200 replies, they will be married.
by the time it hits 250 replies, she will be pregnant.
and by the time it hits 350 replies, there will be a bathroom abortion.
by the time 400 replies, we will see the receipt from said bathroom abortion at one of jay's parties.

Hell House Vic · 07-30-2008, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay

I hadn't been able to get hold of her for a few days, so I looked at her myspace and it said "single".

I'm sure whatever made it happen was my fault.

Now have your way with me.

LOL

I know it's bad, but that's funny.

JFK · 07-30-2008, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Signs, signs everywhere a sign.

good one

tehHinjew · 07-30-2008, 01:50 PM

thats insanly immature

Doctor Feelgood · 07-30-2008, 02:10 PM

american pervert · 07-30-2008, 04:49 PM

as long as you don't take her back....

Porno Dan · 07-30-2008, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

you talked to him?

Yeah around 9 pm last night. He said he would be back tomorrow, as in Thursday.

shekinah · 07-30-2008, 05:24 PM

Say sorry, you say it's your fault right?

mek · 07-30-2008, 06:26 PM

The best revenge in this case is indifference.

Don't let it bother you, move on and have fun!

seeric · 07-30-2008, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Porno Dan

Yeah around 9 pm last night. He said he would be back tomorrow, as in Thursday.

cool thnks. texted today.

EroticistFilms · 07-30-2008, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay

Now have your way with me.

Somehow, I feel obligated to repost this...............

cranki · 07-30-2008, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by EroticistFilms

Somehow, I feel obligated to repost this...............

rofl evil

NinjaSteve · 07-31-2008, 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by jscott

My gf attempted suicide when she seen my Myspace page

She slit her wrists

Seriously

Slitting anything = termination of relationship.

jscott · 07-31-2008, 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted by NinjaSteve

Slitting anything = termination of relationship.

i agree man, but now when i try to break up with her she'll drink a bottle of toilet bowl cleaner

munki · 07-31-2008, 01:47 AM

99 responses but a bitch ain't one!

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