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xxxjay 07-29-2008 08:00 PM

My girlfriend (Fiance) just broke up with me over myspace...
 
I hadn't been able to get hold of her for a few days, so I looked at her myspace and it said "single".

I'm sure whatever made it happen was my fault.

Now have your way with me.

LOL

nosey 07-29-2008 08:02 PM

is this the new boyfriend?

http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/a...r/PenisMan.jpg

Spunky 07-29-2008 08:02 PM

Damn she devils every one of them

pr0 07-29-2008 08:03 PM

you're young & rich.....

as one of those types

i gotta ask ya....wtf are you doing with a girlfriend anyways!

keep playing on playa....till you hit 50, you're dick barely works anymore & you need someone to talk to everday

nosey 07-29-2008 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 14529251)
Damn she devils every one of them

indeed :disgust

tony286 07-29-2008 08:06 PM

no posting the link? lol

cherrylula 07-29-2008 08:08 PM

now all you need is a text message confirmation.

Eriic 07-29-2008 08:08 PM

Why is it your fault = Pussy whipped?

Get a new and better girlfriend = Fuck her......

xxxjay 07-29-2008 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0 (Post 14529258)
you're young & rich.....

as one of those types

i gotta ask ya....wtf are you doing with a girlfriend anyways!

keep playing on playa....till you hit 50, you're dick barely works anymore & you need someone to talk to everday

Great advice. I need to talk to you soon about doing some business.

C-Luv 07-29-2008 08:10 PM

That sucks : (

Porno Dan 07-29-2008 08:11 PM

Best way to get over a girl is to do something to occupy for mind and time.

Want to go drink and pick up porn chicks tonight?

Scroto 07-29-2008 08:12 PM

same one that was snooping through your phone?

Official Babe 07-29-2008 08:20 PM

how old are you?

WebCashMaker 07-29-2008 08:24 PM

Did you check her Facebook ?

baddog 07-29-2008 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scroto (Post 14529295)
same one that was snooping through your phone?

Signs, signs everywhere a sign.

Mr Pheer 07-29-2008 08:27 PM

Best revenge is showing her that you just dont care.

selena 07-29-2008 08:28 PM

Imho, you are too hot to have a girlfriend. Wait until you are ready to do the settle down thing, then get one. Before that, there really isn't much point to having one that I can see.


:2 cents:

NinjaSteve 07-29-2008 08:32 PM

omg, get back at her, put single on your myspace too

scubadiver626 07-29-2008 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0 (Post 14529258)
you're young & rich.....

as one of those types

i gotta ask ya....wtf are you doing with a girlfriend anyways!

keep playing on playa....till you hit 50, you're dick barely works anymore & you need someone to talk to everday

this is the best advice in the world...Now get out there and plow some skanks...:winkwink::winkwink:

Scroto 07-29-2008 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 14529372)
Signs, signs everywhere a sign.

indeed :thumbsup

clickyoucutie 07-29-2008 08:35 PM

Sounds like she wasn't worth your time anyway if she didn't at least have the courtesy to break up with you in person and did so by expecting you to see her new "single" status on myspace. :2 cents:

NickRac 07-29-2008 09:05 PM

I'm confused by your thread title...shouldn't it say "My EX-girlfriend (EX-Fiance) just broke up with me over myspace... "?

CaptainHowdy 07-29-2008 09:09 PM

Welcome to the 21th. century ...

Snake Doctor 07-29-2008 09:09 PM

Well you didn't really want to be with her anyways, so no big deal.

gadawg14 07-29-2008 09:14 PM

Best revenge is to post her nude pic :winkwink:

jimbowski 07-29-2008 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 14529251)
Damn she devils every one of them

:thumbsup:thumbsup

Huggles 07-29-2008 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 14529244)
I hadn't been able to get hold of her for a few days, so I looked at her myspace and it said "single".

I'm sure whatever made it happen was my fault.

Now have your way with me.

LOL



Similar thing happened to me recently, but I think it had something to do with a couple txts I sent the girl I was seeing while HIGH AS FUCK at 6 am.

Shitty deal.

munki 07-29-2008 09:32 PM

Sux dawg... that's a real fuckin' class act...

Lose the allotted amount of sleep necessary for such bullshit, and get up and on.

gornyhuy 07-29-2008 09:34 PM

Well technically you aren't married, right? so that means she's still single. Maybe you are over reacting.

hypedough 07-29-2008 09:39 PM

That's some bullshit son!

sexxxydesign.com 07-29-2008 09:45 PM

I know someone that can take care of her for 50 bucks !

WiredGuy 07-29-2008 09:50 PM

Take it up a level, post a pic of you nailing another girl on myspace. See her reaction.
WG

Penny Flame 07-29-2008 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porno Dan (Post 14529290)
Best way to get over a girl is to do something to occupy for mind and time.

Want to go drink and pick up porn chicks tonight?


You are a way worse influence than I could ever hope to be.

Every day you amaze me PD.

xxxJay......

Don't fucking worry.

As a bitch, there ain't a bitch that can't be a bitch,
if a bitch decides to be a motherfucker.
But motherfuck a bitch that's acting like a trick,
fake ass games, like myspace and shit,
you best move on, grab a new bitch and fuck her,

get her on that real dick sucking
so you can show that other fucking
ho, she's a bitch.

So don't trip.

(still in the Dear Trisha mode....sorry about the rhyming)

iheartbucks 07-29-2008 09:53 PM

damn I thought phone was bad, then text, now myspace?!?!?

selena 07-29-2008 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 14529695)
Take it up a level, post a pic of you nailing another girl on myspace. See her reaction.
WG


You are evil.

I so like that in a person. :thumbsup

HighEnergy 07-29-2008 09:59 PM

Cheating, lying, affiliate fucking, content fucking, client fucking, dope head motherfucker.
selena must be totally desperate.
u r a fuckwad ............
xsell this u fuckin theavin' asswipe ..........

buzzy 07-29-2008 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nosey (Post 14529250)

WTF :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

sicone 07-29-2008 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HighEnergy (Post 14529716)
Cheating, lying, affiliate fucking, content fucking, client fucking, dope head motherfucker.
selena must be totally desperate.
u r a fuckwad ............
xsell this u fuckin theavin' asswipe ..........

upset about something?

selena 07-29-2008 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HighEnergy (Post 14529716)
Cheating, lying, affiliate fucking, content fucking, client fucking, dope head motherfucker.
selena must be totally desperate.
u r a fuckwad ............
xsell this u fuckin theavin' asswipe ..........


That is funny.

I think looks-wise he has a bad boy appeal.

I am probably old enough to be his mom, or close to it.

And his xselling, or lack thereof has nothing to do with it.

starpimps 07-29-2008 10:36 PM

girlfriends are the biggest cockblocks known to man...have a huge orgy and you will be good to go

HighEnergy 07-29-2008 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone (Post 14529723)
upset about something?

Not at all, just "call em like ya' see em".
A rose is a rose, by any other name.

V_RocKs 07-29-2008 10:56 PM

1-800-580-0tom

HighEnergy 07-29-2008 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by selena (Post 14529732)
That is funny.

I think looks-wise he has a bad boy appeal.

I am probably old enough to be his mom, or close to it.

And his xselling, or lack thereof has nothing to do with it.

"And his xselling, or lack thereof has nothing to do with it."

And I am old enough to be your Daddy blondie.
Water seeks it's own level Selena. - Go for it! - Water seeks it's own level
Trash runs with trash. Thieves run with thieves.

Altheon 07-29-2008 11:11 PM

Does someone have the pornstar to gansta' to English decoder ring handy?


Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame (Post 14529702)
Don't fucking worry.

As a bitch, there ain't a bitch that can't be a bitch,
if a bitch decides to be a motherfucker.
But motherfuck a bitch that's acting like a trick,
fake ass games, like myspace and shit,
you best move on, grab a new bitch and fuck her,

get her on that real dick sucking
so you can show that other fucking
ho, she's a bitch.

So don't trip.


mrkris 07-29-2008 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HighEnergy (Post 14529881)
"And his xselling, or lack thereof has nothing to do with it."

And I am old enough to be your Daddy blondie.
Water seeks it's own level Selena. - Go for it! - Water seeks it's own level
Trash runs with trash. Thieves run with thieves.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...s-emo-wall.jpg

cranki 07-29-2008 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrkris (Post 14529907)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Wiseman 07-29-2008 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nosey (Post 14529250)

I absolutely have to have this for halloween. anyone know where I can get one?

Porno Dan 07-30-2008 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame (Post 14529702)
You are a way worse influence than I could ever hope to be.

Every day you amaze me PD.

XXX Jay is still safe in Vegas away from my positive influences.

To quote Sir-Slap-A-Ho, "If your going to be dumped at least I am in a great city to get dumped in".

Have fun in Vegas tonight!!!!!

NY Jester 07-30-2008 12:21 AM

had another buddy of mine get his walking papers via email...technology has its drawbacks too LOL

Youll find better Jay

The Judge 07-30-2008 12:35 AM

fiance you say? get the ring back


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