My girlfriend (Fiance) just broke up with me over myspace...

**nosey** · 07-29-2008, 07:02 PM

is this the new boyfriend?

**Spunky** · 07-29-2008, 07:02 PM

Damn she devils every one of them

**pr0** · 07-29-2008, 07:03 PM

you're young & rich.....

as one of those types

i gotta ask ya....wtf are you doing with a girlfriend anyways!

keep playing on playa....till you hit 50, you're dick barely works anymore & you need someone to talk to everday

**nosey** · 07-29-2008, 07:05 PM

Originally posted by Spunky

Damn she devils every one of them

indeed

**tony286** · 07-29-2008, 07:06 PM

no posting the link? lol

**cherrylula** · 07-29-2008, 07:08 PM

now all you need is a text message confirmation.

**Eriic** · 07-29-2008, 07:08 PM

Why is it your fault = Pussy whipped?

Get a new and better girlfriend = Fuck her......

**xxxjay** · 07-29-2008, 07:09 PM

Originally posted by pr0

you're young & rich.....

as one of those types

i gotta ask ya....wtf are you doing with a girlfriend anyways!

keep playing on playa....till you hit 50, you're dick barely works anymore & you need someone to talk to everday

Great advice. I need to talk to you soon about doing some business.

**C-Luv** · 07-29-2008, 07:10 PM

That sucks : (

**Porno Dan** · 07-29-2008, 07:11 PM

Best way to get over a girl is to do something to occupy for mind and time.

Want to go drink and pick up porn chicks tonight?

**Scroto** · 07-29-2008, 07:12 PM

same one that was snooping through your phone?

**Official Babe** · 07-29-2008, 07:20 PM

how old are you?

**WebCashMaker** · 07-29-2008, 07:24 PM

Did you check her Facebook ?

**baddog** · 07-29-2008, 07:27 PM

Originally posted by Scroto

same one that was snooping through your phone?

Signs, signs everywhere a sign.

**Mr Pheer** · 07-29-2008, 07:27 PM

Best revenge is showing her that you just dont care.

**selena** · 07-29-2008, 07:28 PM

Imho, you are too hot to have a girlfriend. Wait until you are ready to do the settle down thing, then get one. Before that, there really isn't much point to having one that I can see.

**NinjaSteve** · 07-29-2008, 07:32 PM

omg, get back at her, put single on your myspace too

**scubadiver626** · 07-29-2008, 07:32 PM

Originally posted by pr0

you're young & rich.....

as one of those types

i gotta ask ya....wtf are you doing with a girlfriend anyways!

keep playing on playa....till you hit 50, you're dick barely works anymore & you need someone to talk to everday

this is the best advice in the world...Now get out there and plow some skanks...

**Scroto** · 07-29-2008, 07:33 PM

Originally posted by baddog

Signs, signs everywhere a sign.

indeed

**clickyoucutie** · 07-29-2008, 07:35 PM

Sounds like she wasn't worth your time anyway if she didn't at least have the courtesy to break up with you in person and did so by expecting you to see her new "single" status on myspace.

**NickRac** · 07-29-2008, 08:05 PM

I'm confused by your thread title...shouldn't it say "My EX-girlfriend (EX-Fiance) just broke up with me over myspace... "?

**CaptainHowdy** · 07-29-2008, 08:09 PM

Welcome to the 21th. century ...

**Snake Doctor** · 07-29-2008, 08:09 PM

Well you didn't really want to be with her anyways, so no big deal.

**gadawg14** · 07-29-2008, 08:14 PM

Best revenge is to post her nude pic

**jimbowski** · 07-29-2008, 08:19 PM

Originally posted by Spunky

Damn she devils every one of them

**Huggles** · 07-29-2008, 08:30 PM

Originally posted by xxxjay

I hadn't been able to get hold of her for a few days, so I looked at her myspace and it said "single".

I'm sure whatever made it happen was my fault.

Now have your way with me.

LOL

Similar thing happened to me recently, but I think it had something to do with a couple txts I sent the girl I was seeing while HIGH AS FUCK at 6 am.

Shitty deal.

**munki** · 07-29-2008, 08:32 PM

Sux dawg... that's a real fuckin' class act...

Lose the allotted amount of sleep necessary for such bullshit, and get up and on.

**gornyhuy** · 07-29-2008, 08:34 PM

Well technically you aren't married, right? so that means she's still single. Maybe you are over reacting.

**hypedough** · 07-29-2008, 08:39 PM

That's some bullshit son!

**sexxxydesign.com** · 07-29-2008, 08:45 PM

I know someone that can take care of her for 50 bucks !

**WiredGuy** · 07-29-2008, 08:50 PM

Take it up a level, post a pic of you nailing another girl on myspace. See her reaction.
WG

**Penny Flame** · 07-29-2008, 08:50 PM

Originally posted by Porno Dan

Best way to get over a girl is to do something to occupy for mind and time.

Want to go drink and pick up porn chicks tonight?

You are a way worse influence than I could ever hope to be.

Every day you amaze me PD.

xxxJay......

Don't fucking worry.

As a bitch, there ain't a bitch that can't be a bitch,
if a bitch decides to be a motherfucker.
But motherfuck a bitch that's acting like a trick,
fake ass games, like myspace and shit,
you best move on, grab a new bitch and fuck her,

get her on that real dick sucking
so you can show that other fucking
ho, she's a bitch.

So don't trip.

(still in the Dear Trisha mode....sorry about the rhyming)

**iheartbucks** · 07-29-2008, 08:53 PM

damn I thought phone was bad, then text, now myspace?!?!?

**selena** · 07-29-2008, 08:56 PM

Originally posted by WiredGuy

Take it up a level, post a pic of you nailing another girl on myspace. See her reaction.
WG

You are evil.

I so like that in a person.

**HighEnergy** · 07-29-2008, 08:59 PM

Cheating, lying, affiliate fucking, content fucking, client fucking, dope head motherfucker.
selena must be totally desperate.
u r a fuckwad ............
xsell this u fuckin theavin' asswipe ..........

**buzzy** · 07-29-2008, 09:02 PM

Originally posted by nosey

is this the new boyfriend?

WTF

**sicone** · 07-29-2008, 09:03 PM

Originally posted by HighEnergy

Cheating, lying, affiliate fucking, content fucking, client fucking, dope head motherfucker.
selena must be totally desperate.
u r a fuckwad ............
xsell this u fuckin theavin' asswipe ..........

upset about something?

**selena** · 07-29-2008, 09:07 PM

Originally posted by HighEnergy

Cheating, lying, affiliate fucking, content fucking, client fucking, dope head motherfucker.
selena must be totally desperate.
u r a fuckwad ............
xsell this u fuckin theavin' asswipe ..........

That is funny.

I think looks-wise he has a bad boy appeal.

I am probably old enough to be his mom, or close to it.

And his xselling, or lack thereof has nothing to do with it.

**starpimps** · 07-29-2008, 09:36 PM

girlfriends are the biggest cockblocks known to man...have a huge orgy and you will be good to go

**HighEnergy** · 07-29-2008, 09:48 PM

Originally posted by sicone

upset about something?

Not at all, just "call em like ya' see em".
A rose is a rose, by any other name.

**V_RocKs** · 07-29-2008, 09:56 PM

1-800-580-0tom

**HighEnergy** · 07-29-2008, 10:07 PM

Originally posted by selena

That is funny.

I think looks-wise he has a bad boy appeal.

I am probably old enough to be his mom, or close to it.

And his xselling, or lack thereof has nothing to do with it.

"And his xselling, or lack thereof has nothing to do with it."

And I am old enough to be your Daddy blondie.
Water seeks it's own level Selena. - Go for it! - Water seeks it's own level
Trash runs with trash. Thieves run with thieves.

**Altheon** · 07-29-2008, 10:11 PM

Does someone have the pornstar to gansta' to English decoder ring handy?

Originally posted by Penny Flame

Don't fucking worry.

As a bitch, there ain't a bitch that can't be a bitch,
if a bitch decides to be a motherfucker.
But motherfuck a bitch that's acting like a trick,
fake ass games, like myspace and shit,
you best move on, grab a new bitch and fuck her,

get her on that real dick sucking
so you can show that other fucking
ho, she's a bitch.

So don't trip.

**mrkris** · 07-29-2008, 10:14 PM

Originally posted by HighEnergy

"And his xselling, or lack thereof has nothing to do with it."

And I am old enough to be your Daddy blondie.
Water seeks it's own level Selena. - Go for it! - Water seeks it's own level
Trash runs with trash. Thieves run with thieves.

**cranki** · 07-29-2008, 10:20 PM

Originally posted by mrkris

**Wiseman** · 07-29-2008, 10:47 PM

Originally posted by nosey

is this the new boyfriend?

I absolutely have to have this for halloween. anyone know where I can get one?

**Porno Dan** · 07-29-2008, 11:17 PM

Originally posted by Penny Flame

You are a way worse influence than I could ever hope to be.

Every day you amaze me PD.

XXX Jay is still safe in Vegas away from my positive influences.

To quote Sir-Slap-A-Ho, "If your going to be dumped at least I am in a great city to get dumped in".

Have fun in Vegas tonight!!!!!

**NY Jester** · 07-29-2008, 11:21 PM

had another buddy of mine get his walking papers via email...technology has its drawbacks too LOL

Youll find better Jay

**The Judge** · 07-29-2008, 11:35 PM

fiance you say? get the ring back

My girlfriend (Fiance) just broke up with me over myspace...

My girlfriend (Fiance) just broke up with me over myspace...

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