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macroguru · 10-14-2002, 05:23 PM

Well, my sales are in the shitter, figured I needed a laugh, so my sister sent me this one.

While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10mph over the limit),
I
noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.

The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car, and asked me, "What's the
hurry?"

I replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah?" said the cop. "What do you do?"

I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher."

The cop said, "What? A rectum stretcher? And what does a rectum
stretcher
do?"

I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two
fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I
can
get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6
feet
wide."

The cop asked me, "What the heck do you do with a 6-foot asshole?"

I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a
bridge..."

The ticket - $95 dollars.

The look on his face, PRICELESS.

Turboface · 10-14-2002, 05:32 PM

Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: A Lick-a-lota-puss.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A: A Mega-sore-ass.

macroguru · 10-14-2002, 05:36 PM

Nice!

heard the first one, never heard the second one

Turboface · 10-14-2002, 05:42 PM

What's the black version of foreplay?

"You scream and I'll kill you!"

macroguru · 10-14-2002, 09:53 PM

Well,

Anyone have any others to add?

marty · 10-14-2002, 11:08 PM

Nice

10-14-2002, 05:23 PM	#1
macroguru Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Somewhere out west Posts: 260	Joke for the Day Well, my sales are in the shitter, figured I needed a laugh, so my sister sent me this one. While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10mph over the limit), I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car, and asked me, "What's the hurry?" I replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah?" said the cop. "What do you do?" I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher." The cop said, "What? A rectum stretcher? And what does a rectum stretcher do?" I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 feet wide." The cop asked me, "What the heck do you do with a 6-foot asshole?" I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge..." The ticket - $95 dollars. The look on his face, PRICELESS. __________________ MacroGuru Give Your Surfers Some Portable Strippers - Pocket Strippers

10-14-2002, 05:32 PM	#2
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10-14-2002, 05:36 PM	#3
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10-14-2002, 05:42 PM	#4
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10-14-2002, 09:53 PM	#5
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10-14-2002, 11:08 PM	#6
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