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Joke for the Day
Well, my sales are in the shitter, figured I needed a laugh, so my sister sent me this one.
While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10mph over the limit),
I
noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.
The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car, and asked me, "What's the
hurry?"
I replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah?" said the cop. "What do you do?"
I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher."
The cop said, "What? A rectum stretcher? And what does a rectum
stretcher
do?"
I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two
fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I
can
get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6
feet
wide."
The cop asked me, "What the heck do you do with a 6-foot asshole?"
I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a
bridge..."
The ticket - $95 dollars.
The look on his face, PRICELESS.
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