Joke for the Day
 

Well, my sales are in the shitter, figured I needed a laugh, so my sister sent me this one.

While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10mph over the limit),
I
noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.

The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car, and asked me, "What's the
hurry?"

I replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah?" said the cop. "What do you do?"

I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher."

The cop said, "What? A rectum stretcher? And what does a rectum
stretcher
do?"

I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two
fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I
can
get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6
feet
wide."

The cop asked me, "What the heck do you do with a 6-foot asshole?"

I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a
bridge..."

The ticket - $95 dollars.

The look on his face, PRICELESS.

Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: A Lick-a-lota-puss.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A: A Mega-sore-ass.



:glugglug

Nice!

heard the first one, never heard the second one

What's the black version of foreplay?

"You scream and I'll kill you!"



:glugglug

Well,

Anyone have any others to add?

:1orglaugh

Nice