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So Fucking What
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What is the worst job you have ever had?
For 3 days when I was 14, I worked at Chuck E. Cheese
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I worked at Dairy Queen for 4 days making dilly bars. Not worse than dressing like a gay rat, but it sucked either way.
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I cleaned ash trays at 4am at a 64 lane bowling alley before taking a public bus to college.
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Big Fucking hahahaha
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Cove Shoe Factory, Martinsburg Pa
$3.35 per hour, and you got fired for missing 1 day without a doctors note
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♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥
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Roofing. I made it almost 10 days in the 100+ degree Kansas heat.
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My first job was $3.35/hour too
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I did roofing for one day in Florida. Being a little afraid of heights didn't help but it is fucking HOT up there.
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I've been self-employed (software development) since I was 15.
I've only had this job. |
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I've never had a bad job.
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Tech support.
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Make STACK$
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fast food joint...
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Compound interest. |
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Certified Asshole
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Living the dream. |
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Why don't you put up a more professional looking resume on your site?
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Telemarketer for the Republicans.
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I worked at Red Lobster pulling veins out of fish. Yummy!!
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Jesus loves bacon
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Paper stuffer/press runner for a local newspaper
like Colin and Jeff, I made a whopping $3.35 an hour
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emperor of my world
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one of my first jobs was cleaning the office building of the local garbage dump. Yes, including the fucking toilets. I never wanna be reminded of that period again and try to block it out of my memory.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Cleaned cars in a parking lot almost for the tips when I was 13-14, didn't make enough for the bus fare and had to go back home walking.
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Washing dishes in a hot restaurant kitchen for 2 weeks... I think I was 16 at that time
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i once had been a telemarketer..
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Content Producer
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I was a clerical assistant in the Dept. Health & Social Security in England. My job was matching incoming mail with the person's folder, and it was incredibly boring.
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Monster Rain
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Most of my way through high school I worked in movie theaters, which was actually the best job you could have as a teen. Then my first year of college I worked at the UPS plant in Deerfield Beach, Fl. loading the semi trucks. It paid almost $10 an hour, which in the early '90's wasn't a bad gig for an 18 year old, but you had to stand in the back of the trucks while these conveyor belts shot packages at you at 100 MPH and dodge them. Some of the packages were labeled explosive, biohazard, etc. but they would still shoot at you with little to no safety precautions. Then if the conveyor belt got jammed you had to climb up it and remove the package causing the jam, after which 10 thousand packages that were building up all shot at you at once. It was quite the workout...
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ICQ: 304-611-162
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I worked in the harbor for a while when i was young, a real hell...
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too cool for highschool
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This one:
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The one and only!
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morning shift at a fast food place for like 2 weeks. lol
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Moo Moo Cow
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construction laborer
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I am Amazing Content!
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opening boxes with 50 pounds of instant coffee and pouring it into a funnel - 8 hours a day
the dust of the coffee goes everywhere, you sweat and the caffeine goes directly into your body. i couldn't sleep at night cause i was so high. on the third day i got itching rash everywhere, said "fuck you" and quit manual labour no good
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Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
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I was really bad for quiting jobs I didnt like to much.
worst job would be.. waiting in this small office all day with my hard hat and safty boots for my name to be called for a 3 hour job, that was 2 hour bus ride away. and it would be some kinda hard labour job. this is something I did when I was very poor and I had to start somewhere.. woke up every morning 5am and went and sat in this office all day, some days didnt even get a job.. but from that I got better jobs from proving myself to others ![]() |
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making it rain
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Never had a bad job, my first jobs were freelance web design contracts until I got part time telecommuting programming work.
I did work for 1 day as a caller for a political party though... Had to phone people and ask which representative they were going to vote for. It sucked a lot, but it definitely doesn't hold a candle to roofing and at least paid $8/hr ![]() |
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(felis madjewicus)
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I scrubbed oil off absorbant booms on an oilspill for 20 minutes before quitting once. They wrapped you up in three layers of completely sealed rubber suit than slapped a big hardhat and faceshield on you, then sent you to goto town on these big oilslicked booms with a squirt bottle and a kitchen sponge. It was about 35 degrees out when me and two buddies started the job. About 20 minutes in a look over to one buddy and ask him if he's quitting, he says 'fuck ya', i look at other buddy scrubbing away and tell him 'we're quitting'. he asks 'right now?' and i say 'might as well' and that was that. 20 minutes.... i wish i could sauy it was the shortest timeframe i ever held a job for, but it' wouldn't be true, haha...
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Moo Moo Cow
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Polsishing floors at a Ford's dealer.
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pretty intense
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Biker Gnome
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working for the railroad on a tie crew and being the only guy there that didn't speak spanish
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I am Amazing Content!
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mmm yeah!
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stocking and cleaning for a chevron gas station when i was 16 for like 2 months. not that bad but the people there sucked.
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(felis madjewicus)
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Just Du It
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Nothing wrong with Chuckie cheese!
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So Fucking What
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So Fucking Banned
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I picked up range balls at a golf range when I was like 16yo, asshole golf dudes aimed their balls at me, I was hit once in the leg, yes it hurt!!
60yo rich golfers aiming their balls at a 16year old kids head, sad |
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I was a gas station clerk. That was the worst one. I also worked at a roller rink and had to dress up as a bear and do the hookie pookie on skates. That sucked but was only once or twice a month.
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So Fucking What
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I need a beer
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I built wodden crates for mining samples for 1 day
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That's so funny, my older brother was Chuck E. Cheese for a little while too! I remember the first time I went to visit him at work I found him dancing on a chair doing the Macarena (of course we teased him endlessly). Poor guy got kicked and punched in the balls regularly by kids...probably one of many reasons you only stayed for only 3 days
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aka Jimmy James
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back in 97 driving "escorts" around the valley and up to oc...worst job but fun too lol...imagine having to revive a comatose girl and convincing her it's time for work or having to explain why at 3am you are driving around with 2 passed out naked girls in the back seat to the CHP
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Self-employed right from the start
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Pizza maker !
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