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Spunky · 05-01-2008, 07:39 PM

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halfpint · 05-01-2008, 07:46 PM

When I was 16 worked as an usher/counter assistant for a cinema it wasent to bad, I was just shit scared of the projectionist as he was gay, he used to allways come over and talk and say shit like you should come up and have a look at the projection room, anyway the popcorn was good so that made up for it...I lasted about a month then worked with my dad on building sites..that was a fucking disaster to because he would get pissed off at something and start taking it out on me.

Vendzilla · 05-01-2008, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by ismokeblunts

I worked two years operating machinery on a tie gang. It was the BEST job I have ever had. I seriously LOVED the tie gang, and I am sitting right now seriously considering going back if I can find an operators position again. though I think i can understand what you're saying. They sent me a brand new Nordco CX Spiker and a rep from the company to work with me for a week. When he saw that i knew all the mechanics of the machine already he was in total shock. So i got him baked and he explained all the electronics and diagnostics of the machine to me. He told me that on the american crews he would nailpolish overtop of all the electronic settings in the panel so the mexicans wouldn't be able to find them...

Thats funny!
I hated that job but the money was good when we were out of town. Best job is what I do now, Playboy Webmaster

Bridgette · 05-01-2008, 08:54 PM

I worked at Harrods in London during the summer sales for exactly one day. I nearly got trampled by a mob of crazy ladies who all wanted the same purse desperately. English women are vicious animals during the sales!!!!!

tony286 · 05-01-2008, 08:57 PM

Once I was there I found something enjoyable about every job I worked. First I thought the fish store but had alot of laughs. I would say working at a flower shop in NYC after I lost my job and everything I had basically in the recession in the late eighties early 90's. Went from making about $900 a week as a service advisor to $4 a hour worked 70 hrs a week for almost a year. Lived with 3 guys in a one bedroom apt, it sucked huge.The car business opened up again and I was out of there.

SiMpLe · 05-01-2008, 09:02 PM

I worked at a Jewesh Funeral Home in Miami Beach FL for 6 months in 1992 - Graveyard shift from 10pm to 7am in the morning taking first calls. First calls are when your loved one dies and you call me to pick them up. BRUTLE!

My other shitty job was a mover for United Van Lines but I got ripped at the same time so it evened out lol

Robatolla · 05-01-2008, 09:03 PM

mouse pad factory! was the worst for me.left at lunch and never came back after four days

Warren · 05-01-2008, 09:12 PM

I Never had a job, always employed people, dont get me wrong, I think people can learn a lot from working in different jobs.

qxm · 05-01-2008, 09:27 PM

... I worked at a "Credit Union" which was ran from a 1 bedroom apartment, there were 5 people working (6 including me) in this 15x30 room with one window looking at a mulslim mesquite ... Besides being canned tighter than a tuna... the boss was a real ass (or pussy), he was a nasty homo (nothing against gays... but if you can imagine a gay going through a "menstrual period" then you know what kind of a biatch I dealt with for 1 day)

It was funny because the people who would come in to deposit some checks would see us all cramped and trying to look good with our ties and long shirt sleeves ... (Hr pay = $8) ..lol

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 05-01-2008, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

Thats funny!
I hated that job but the money was good when we were out of town. Best job is what I do now, Playboy Webmaster

The money was great working on the road, with my living allowance, and side incomes i was just about making $10k a month as an operator...

kane · 05-02-2008, 01:48 AM

Worst short job: Telemarketer. I started on monday and they had me calling people for the Red Cross to remind them it was time to come in and donate blood again. Did the same on Tuesday. Those days were fine. On Weds they had me calling people in Florida on behalf of Phillip Morris tobacco urging them to call their representative and tell him/her to vote against the increase in cigarette taxes. I made it about two hours (got hung up on a lot) then I asked for the name on the screen. The woman said he wasn't there and asked who I was. I told her who I was and who I was calling for. She then told me he had died about 8 months ago from lung cancer and proceeded to lay into me about how cigarettes had killed him. I asked to be moved to a different job, they said no so I quit.

Worst long job. I worked for Radio Shack right out of high school. They underpay, treat their employees like shit and sell products that they know are broken. It was terrible but somehow I stuck it out for a year and a half. About a year into it we moved the store. I was told I would make more because we would have more traffic. Instead they hired another person so I actually made less. When we moved the store I worked about 75 hours one week including 36 straight as we did the actual move and they were pissed at me for claiming the hours. My manager and the district manager told me not to claim them. I told them if they didn't pay me for them I would turn them into OSHA. We had a stand off and they finally gave in. I quit about 2 months later.

CyberHustler · 05-02-2008, 02:00 AM

U.S. Army

rvincent · 05-02-2008, 02:22 AM

working in a farm...
(ok, driving a tractor was fun during the first 5 minutes...)

sicone · 05-02-2008, 02:24 AM

Transportation and clean up for the Medical Examiners office... anyone want to compare horror stories?

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 05-02-2008, 02:51 AM

i don't know how the suicide rate for telemarketers is not like 9/10

ideaworx · 05-02-2008, 03:01 AM

Selling sheepskins on the side of the highway, or door to door meat sales in the low income neighborhoods, 16years old, and taking any job my brother gave me, ufff, surfice it to say, i lasted 3 days w/ the sheepskins (too many women and their stories of being born on one), and about 5 days selling meat ( I realized the guy i was working with had to pack a gun with him b/c when he got jumped by what looked like a gang)... ahhh the fond memories of being a kid :D :D

dynastoned · 05-02-2008, 04:00 AM

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Originally Posted by jscott

I picked up range balls at a golf range when I was like 16yo, asshole golf dudes aimed their balls at me, I was hit once in the leg, yes it hurt!!

60yo rich golfers aiming their balls at a 16year old kids head, sad

i am a pretty good golfer and have been since i was about 10 years old. i used to fuck around on the driving range for hours everyday. my favorite thing to do was hit punch 4 irons at the jerk off cart boys as they drove around to pick up balls. there was nothing better than hitting a 150 yard 8ft off the ground line drive shot right into the glass of their cart. lolllllll

Madame0120 · 05-02-2008, 05:00 AM

I was a Secty for a Karate School, run by the craziest man ever. My duties included getting people to sign contracts and giving them a "1st Lesson", so they couldn't slip away.

He screamed at me all the time and when I was fired, decided to file for unemployment. I was surprised when I got it, and found out he was such an asshole to the investagater - that they gave me the benifit of the doubt - when I called him abusive.

JasonSmokes · 05-02-2008, 06:41 AM

I worked at the Holiday INN Express once, for 6 hours dressed in a suit and tie trying to up sell poor tired travelers to deluxe rooms that didn't want in the first place. Making $6.85 an hour.

I also picked dew worms and sold them during the summer months to fishermen. My back still hates me.

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halfpint GFY's Halfpint Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: UK Posts: 15,223	When I was 16 worked as an usher/counter assistant for a cinema it wasent to bad, I was just shit scared of the projectionist as he was gay, he used to allways come over and talk and say shit like you should come up and have a look at the projection room, anyway the popcorn was good so that made up for it...I lasted about a month then worked with my dad on building sites..that was a fucking disaster to because he would get pissed off at something and start taking it out on me. __________________ Get FREE website listings on Cryptocoinshops.net

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Bridgette Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 299	I worked at Harrods in London during the summer sales for exactly one day. I nearly got trampled by a mob of crazy ladies who all wanted the same purse desperately. English women are vicious animals during the sales!!!!! __________________ Get THREE MONTHS free with coupon code SIZZLIN09...visit AmeriNOC! Check out what people are saying about our Sizzling Summer Special! Email: [email protected] ICQ: 421864528 AmeriNOC.com Managed Hosting (formerly Phatservers.com)

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tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	Once I was there I found something enjoyable about every job I worked. First I thought the fish store but had alot of laughs. I would say working at a flower shop in NYC after I lost my job and everything I had basically in the recession in the late eighties early 90's. Went from making about $900 a week as a service advisor to $4 a hour worked 70 hrs a week for almost a year. Lived with 3 guys in a one bedroom apt, it sucked huge.The car business opened up again and I was out of there. Last edited by tony299; 05-01-2008 at 08:58 PM..

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SiMpLe Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Porn Central - California Posts: 3,221	I worked at a Jewesh Funeral Home in Miami Beach FL for 6 months in 1992 - Graveyard shift from 10pm to 7am in the morning taking first calls. First calls are when your loved one dies and you call me to pick them up. BRUTLE! My other shitty job was a mover for United Van Lines but I got ripped at the same time so it evened out lol __________________ Sean Holland Vice President OrbitalPay / Global Electronic Technology (GET) SKYPE: iam.sean ::: sholland at orbitalpay.com 888-775-1500

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Robatolla Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: vegas Posts: 897	mouse pad factory! was the worst for me.left at lunch and never came back after four days __________________

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qxm Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: NoHo Posts: 5,970	... I worked at a "Credit Union" which was ran from a 1 bedroom apartment, there were 5 people working (6 including me) in this 15x30 room with one window looking at a mulslim mesquite ... Besides being canned tighter than a tuna... the boss was a real ass (or pussy), he was a nasty homo (nothing against gays... but if you can imagine a gay going through a "menstrual period" then you know what kind of a biatch I dealt with for 1 day) It was funny because the people who would come in to deposit some checks would see us all cramped and trying to look good with our ties and long shirt sleeves ... (Hr pay = $8) ..lol __________________ ICQ: 266990876 Last edited by qxm; 05-01-2008 at 09:29 PM..

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kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	Worst short job: Telemarketer. I started on monday and they had me calling people for the Red Cross to remind them it was time to come in and donate blood again. Did the same on Tuesday. Those days were fine. On Weds they had me calling people in Florida on behalf of Phillip Morris tobacco urging them to call their representative and tell him/her to vote against the increase in cigarette taxes. I made it about two hours (got hung up on a lot) then I asked for the name on the screen. The woman said he wasn't there and asked who I was. I told her who I was and who I was calling for. She then told me he had died about 8 months ago from lung cancer and proceeded to lay into me about how cigarettes had killed him. I asked to be moved to a different job, they said no so I quit. Worst long job. I worked for Radio Shack right out of high school. They underpay, treat their employees like shit and sell products that they know are broken. It was terrible but somehow I stuck it out for a year and a half. About a year into it we moved the store. I was told I would make more because we would have more traffic. Instead they hired another person so I actually made less. When we moved the store I worked about 75 hours one week including 36 straight as we did the actual move and they were pissed at me for claiming the hours. My manager and the district manager told me not to claim them. I told them if they didn't pay me for them I would turn them into OSHA. We had a stand off and they finally gave in. I quit about 2 months later.

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sicone Retired Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Sac Posts: 18,453	Transportation and clean up for the Medical Examiners office... anyone want to compare horror stories? __________________

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ideaworx GOW Technician Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 1,132	Selling sheepskins on the side of the highway, or door to door meat sales in the low income neighborhoods, 16years old, and taking any job my brother gave me, ufff, surfice it to say, i lasted 3 days w/ the sheepskins (too many women and their stories of being born on one), and about 5 days selling meat ( I realized the guy i was working with had to pack a gun with him b/c when he got jumped by what looked like a gang)... ahhh the fond memories of being a kid :D :D __________________ Amateur Australian Porn At It's Finest: Girls Out West --> Girls Out West Affiliate Program

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Madame0120 Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: In my own lil World Posts: 1,227	I was a Secty for a Karate School, run by the craziest man ever. My duties included getting people to sign contracts and giving them a "1st Lesson", so they couldn't slip away. He screamed at me all the time and when I was fired, decided to file for unemployment. I was surprised when I got it, and found out he was such an asshole to the investagater - that they gave me the benifit of the doubt - when I called him abusive. __________________ Try Something New! Teasing Bucks Mistress Always Wins!

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JasonSmokes Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 364	I worked at the Holiday INN Express once, for 6 hours dressed in a suit and tie trying to up sell poor tired travelers to deluxe rooms that didn't want in the first place. Making $6.85 an hour. I also picked dew worms and sold them during the summer months to fishermen. My back still hates me. __________________ --- www.angelbutton.com ---