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xNetworx · 05-01-2008, 11:52 AM

For 3 days when I was 14, I worked at Chuck E. Cheese

I had to do the Macarena in the mouse suit for Birthday Parties.

Can anybody do worse than that?

BradM · 05-01-2008, 11:54 AM

I worked at Dairy Queen for 4 days making dilly bars. Not worse than dressing like a gay rat, but it sucked either way.

ADL Colin · 05-01-2008, 12:01 PM

I cleaned ash trays at 4am at a 64 lane bowling alley before taking a public bus to college.

OldJeff · 05-01-2008, 12:02 PM

Cove Shoe Factory, Martinsburg Pa

$3.35 per hour, and you got fired for missing 1 day without a doctors note

Babaganoosh · 05-01-2008, 12:04 PM

Roofing. I made it almost 10 days in the 100+ degree Kansas heat.

ADL Colin · 05-01-2008, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldJeff

Cove Shoe Factory, Martinsburg Pa

$3.35 per hour, and you got fired for missing 1 day without a doctors note

My first job was $3.35/hour too

ADL Colin · 05-01-2008, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

Roofing. I made it almost 10 days in the 100+ degree Kansas heat.

I did roofing for one day in Florida. Being a little afraid of heights didn't help but it is fucking HOT up there.

fallenmuffin · 05-01-2008, 12:10 PM

I've been self-employed (software development) since I was 15.

I've only had this job.

payd2purv · 05-01-2008, 12:11 PM

I've never had a bad job.

brandonstills · 05-01-2008, 12:11 PM

Tech support.

Dvae · 05-01-2008, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin

I've been self-employed (software development) since I was 15.

I've only had this job.

And now you are 16.
Congratulations on holding a job for 1 year.

GAMEFINEST · 05-01-2008, 12:17 PM

fast food joint...

fallenmuffin · 05-01-2008, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dvae

And now you are 16.
Congratulations on holding a job for 1 year.

I wish I was 16 again, lol.

wanted · 05-01-2008, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM

I worked at Dairy Queen for 4 days making dilly bars. Not worse than dressing like a gay rat, but it sucked either way.

hahaha

Brad · 05-01-2008, 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin

I wish I was 16 again, lol.

Why don't you put up a more professional looking resume on your site?

ManHuntSteve · 05-01-2008, 12:31 PM

Telemarketer for the Republicans.

Kudles · 05-01-2008, 12:32 PM

I worked at Red Lobster pulling veins out of fish. Yummy!!

SykkBoy · 05-01-2008, 12:33 PM

Paper stuffer/press runner for a local newspaper
like Colin and Jeff, I made a whopping $3.35 an hour

Dvae · 05-01-2008, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin

I wish I was 16 again, lol.

haha. I'd settle for 25

nico-t · 05-01-2008, 01:08 PM

one of my first jobs was cleaning the office building of the local garbage dump. Yes, including the fucking toilets. I never wanna be reminded of that period again and try to block it out of my memory.

CaptainHowdy · 05-01-2008, 01:12 PM

Cleaned cars in a parking lot almost for the tips when I was 13-14, didn't make enough for the bus fare and had to go back home walking.

MichaelP · 05-01-2008, 01:21 PM

Washing dishes in a hot restaurant kitchen for 2 weeks... I think I was 16 at that time

sniperwolf · 05-01-2008, 01:26 PM

i once had been a telemarketer..

marcop · 05-01-2008, 02:44 PM

I was a clerical assistant in the Dept. Health & Social Security in England. My job was matching incoming mail with the person's folder, and it was incredibly boring.

Profits of Doom · 05-01-2008, 02:55 PM

Most of my way through high school I worked in movie theaters, which was actually the best job you could have as a teen. Then my first year of college I worked at the UPS plant in Deerfield Beach, Fl. loading the semi trucks. It paid almost $10 an hour, which in the early '90's wasn't a bad gig for an 18 year old, but you had to stand in the back of the trucks while these conveyor belts shot packages at you at 100 MPH and dodge them. Some of the packages were labeled explosive, biohazard, etc. but they would still shoot at you with little to no safety precautions. Then if the conveyor belt got jammed you had to climb up it and remove the package causing the jam, after which 10 thousand packages that were building up all shot at you at once. It was quite the workout...

VicD · 05-01-2008, 03:00 PM

I worked in the harbor for a while when i was young, a real hell...

RayBonga · 05-01-2008, 03:02 PM

This one:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Bi9gR_uHFG0

MandyBlake · 05-01-2008, 03:29 PM

morning shift at a fast food place for like 2 weeks. lol

aico · 05-01-2008, 03:34 PM

construction laborer

MaDalton · 05-01-2008, 03:35 PM

opening boxes with 50 pounds of instant coffee and pouring it into a funnel - 8 hours a day

the dust of the coffee goes everywhere, you sweat and the caffeine goes directly into your body. i couldn't sleep at night cause i was so high. on the third day i got itching rash everywhere, said "fuck you" and quit

manual labour no good

Fucksakes · 05-01-2008, 04:08 PM

I was really bad for quiting jobs I didnt like to much.

worst job would be.. waiting in this small office all day with my hard hat and safty boots for my name to be called for a 3 hour job, that was 2 hour bus ride away. and it would be some kinda hard labour job. this is something I did when I was very poor and I had to start somewhere.. woke up every morning 5am and went and sat in this office all day, some days didnt even get a job..

but from that I got better jobs from proving myself to others

fuzebox · 05-01-2008, 04:20 PM

Never had a bad job, my first jobs were freelance web design contracts until I got part time telecommuting programming work.

I did work for 1 day as a caller for a political party though... Had to phone people and ask which representative they were going to vote for. It sucked a lot, but it definitely doesn't hold a candle to roofing and at least paid $8/hr

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 05-01-2008, 04:23 PM

I scrubbed oil off absorbant booms on an oilspill for 20 minutes before quitting once. They wrapped you up in three layers of completely sealed rubber suit than slapped a big hardhat and faceshield on you, then sent you to goto town on these big oilslicked booms with a squirt bottle and a kitchen sponge. It was about 35 degrees out when me and two buddies started the job. About 20 minutes in a look over to one buddy and ask him if he's quitting, he says 'fuck ya', i look at other buddy scrubbing away and tell him 'we're quitting'. he asks 'right now?' and i say 'might as well' and that was that. 20 minutes.... i wish i could sauy it was the shortest timeframe i ever held a job for, but it' wouldn't be true, haha...

aico · 05-01-2008, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

opening boxes with 50 pounds of instant coffee and pouring it into a funnel - 8 hours a day

the dust of the coffee goes everywhere, you sweat and the caffeine goes directly into your body. i couldn't sleep at night cause i was so high. on the third day i got itching rash everywhere, said "fuck you" and quit

manual labour no good

Are you sure it was the coffee, and not the cocaine you were trying to conceal that got you so high?

Aquarius · 05-01-2008, 04:31 PM

Polsishing floors at a Ford's dealer.

D Ghost · 05-01-2008, 04:32 PM

pretty intense

Vendzilla · 05-01-2008, 04:35 PM

working for the railroad on a tie crew and being the only guy there that didn't speak spanish

MaDalton · 05-01-2008, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

Are you sure it was the coffee, and not the cocaine you were trying to conceal that got you so high?

it was colombian coffee - so who knows...

dynastoned · 05-01-2008, 04:42 PM

stocking and cleaning for a chevron gas station when i was 16 for like 2 months. not that bad but the people there sucked.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 05-01-2008, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla

working for the railroad on a tie crew and being the only guy there that didn't speak spanish

I worked two years operating machinery on a tie gang. It was the BEST job I have ever had. I seriously LOVED the tie gang, and I am sitting right now seriously considering going back if I can find an operators position again. though I think i can understand what you're saying. They sent me a brand new Nordco CX Spiker and a rep from the company to work with me for a week. When he saw that i knew all the mechanics of the machine already he was in total shock. So i got him baked and he explained all the electronics and diagnostics of the machine to me. He told me that on the american crews he would nailpolish overtop of all the electronic settings in the panel so the mexicans wouldn't be able to find them...

Fap · 05-01-2008, 04:43 PM

Nothing wrong with Chuckie cheese!

xNetworx · 05-01-2008, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by banthis

Nothing wrong with Chuckie cheese!

Making $4/hr was problem #1.

Problem #2 was that the the fucking mouse suit was 120 degrees inside and you couldn't see shit in that fucking mouse head.

Problem #3 Little brats think its funny to punch me in my mouse balls.

jscott · 05-01-2008, 04:58 PM

I picked up range balls at a golf range when I was like 16yo, asshole golf dudes aimed their balls at me, I was hit once in the leg, yes it hurt!!

60yo rich golfers aiming their balls at a 16year old kids head, sad

gadabout · 05-01-2008, 04:58 PM

I was a gas station clerk. That was the worst one. I also worked at a roller rink and had to dress up as a bear and do the hookie pookie on skates. That sucked but was only once or twice a month.

xNetworx · 05-01-2008, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gadabout

I was a gas station clerk. That was the worst one. I also worked at a roller rink and had to dress up as a bear and do the hookie pookie on skates. That sucked but was only once or twice a month.

I feel your pain with the bear thing

Spunky · 05-01-2008, 05:13 PM

I built wodden crates for mining samples for 1 day

Miss Munki · 05-01-2008, 05:41 PM

That's so funny, my older brother was Chuck E. Cheese for a little while too! I remember the first time I went to visit him at work I found him dancing on a chair doing the Macarena (of course we teased him endlessly). Poor guy got kicked and punched in the balls regularly by kids...probably one of many reasons you only stayed for only 3 days

RTP · 05-01-2008, 06:05 PM

back in 97 driving "escorts" around the valley and up to oc...worst job but fun too lol...imagine having to revive a comatose girl and convincing her it's time for work or having to explain why at 3am you are driving around with 2 passed out naked girls in the back seat to the CHP

Reak AGV · 05-01-2008, 06:09 PM

Self-employed right from the start

WoWMediaCash · 05-01-2008, 07:30 PM

Pizza maker !

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05-01-2008, 11:52 AM	#1
xNetworx So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Whore Island Posts: 14,445	What is the worst job you have ever had? For 3 days when I was 14, I worked at Chuck E. Cheese I had to do the Macarena in the mouse suit for Birthday Parties. Can anybody do worse than that? Last edited by xNetworx; 05-01-2008 at 11:54 AM..

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BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	I worked at Dairy Queen for 4 days making dilly bars. Not worse than dressing like a gay rat, but it sucked either way.

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nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	one of my first jobs was cleaning the office building of the local garbage dump. Yes, including the fucking toilets. I never wanna be reminded of that period again and try to block it out of my memory.

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CaptainHowdy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Happy in the dark. Posts: 93,575	Cleaned cars in a parking lot almost for the tips when I was 13-14, didn't make enough for the bus fare and had to go back home walking.

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Profits of Doom Monster Rain Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Mongo Posts: 4,978	Most of my way through high school I worked in movie theaters, which was actually the best job you could have as a teen. Then my first year of college I worked at the UPS plant in Deerfield Beach, Fl. loading the semi trucks. It paid almost $10 an hour, which in the early '90's wasn't a bad gig for an 18 year old, but you had to stand in the back of the trucks while these conveyor belts shot packages at you at 100 MPH and dodge them. Some of the packages were labeled explosive, biohazard, etc. but they would still shoot at you with little to no safety precautions. Then if the conveyor belt got jammed you had to climb up it and remove the package causing the jam, after which 10 thousand packages that were building up all shot at you at once. It was quite the workout... __________________ “My Free Cams Affiliate Program by CrakRevenue”

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VicD ICQ: 304-611-162 Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Masterdam Posts: 13,245	I worked in the harbor for a while when i was young, a real hell...

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Fucksakes Shit... Fuck! What the Hell? Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,567	I was really bad for quiting jobs I didnt like to much. worst job would be.. waiting in this small office all day with my hard hat and safty boots for my name to be called for a 3 hour job, that was 2 hour bus ride away. and it would be some kinda hard labour job. this is something I did when I was very poor and I had to start somewhere.. woke up every morning 5am and went and sat in this office all day, some days didnt even get a job.. but from that I got better jobs from proving myself to others

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fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 22,119	Never had a bad job, my first jobs were freelance web design contracts until I got part time telecommuting programming work. I did work for 1 day as a caller for a political party though... Had to phone people and ask which representative they were going to vote for. It sucked a lot, but it definitely doesn't hold a candle to roofing and at least paid $8/hr

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Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	I scrubbed oil off absorbant booms on an oilspill for 20 minutes before quitting once. They wrapped you up in three layers of completely sealed rubber suit than slapped a big hardhat and faceshield on you, then sent you to goto town on these big oilslicked booms with a squirt bottle and a kitchen sponge. It was about 35 degrees out when me and two buddies started the job. About 20 minutes in a look over to one buddy and ask him if he's quitting, he says 'fuck ya', i look at other buddy scrubbing away and tell him 'we're quitting'. he asks 'right now?' and i say 'might as well' and that was that. 20 minutes.... i wish i could sauy it was the shortest timeframe i ever held a job for, but it' wouldn't be true, haha...

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Aquarius Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mom's basement Posts: 4,754	Polsishing floors at a Ford's dealer.

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D Ghost null Industry Role: Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 9,820	pretty intense

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dynastoned mmm yeah! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: roseville, ca Posts: 5,061	stocking and cleaning for a chevron gas station when i was 16 for like 2 months. not that bad but the people there sucked.

05-01-2008, 04:43 PM	#41
Fap Just Du It Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 12,094	Nothing wrong with Chuckie cheese!

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jscott So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Taipei Posts: 25,198	I picked up range balls at a golf range when I was like 16yo, asshole golf dudes aimed their balls at me, I was hit once in the leg, yes it hurt!! 60yo rich golfers aiming their balls at a 16year old kids head, sad

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gadabout Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 329	I was a gas station clerk. That was the worst one. I also worked at a roller rink and had to dress up as a bear and do the hookie pookie on skates. That sucked but was only once or twice a month.

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Miss Munki Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: OC Posts: 1,355	That's so funny, my older brother was Chuck E. Cheese for a little while too! I remember the first time I went to visit him at work I found him dancing on a chair doing the Macarena (of course we teased him endlessly). Poor guy got kicked and punched in the balls regularly by kids...probably one of many reasons you only stayed for only 3 days __________________ Sex Toy Distributing \| [email protected] \| ICQ: 198221207