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Old 04-01-2008, 06:58 PM   #1
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Everyone (including me) said it would never happen, but
I am getting married.

Last week in L.A. I met a hot, recently divorced 42 year old at Mulberry Street Pizza (great pizza by the way) in Beverly Hills. I hooked up with her, and she was so fucking hot that I decided to keep in touch with her. I told her that she should come out to Hawaii for awhile, and she did. She flew in Saturday night and this morning I woke up with keys to a new Range Rover and a marriage proposal.
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Old 04-01-2008, 06:59 PM   #2
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I know this is an April Fools joke.
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Old 04-01-2008, 07:00 PM   #3
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I know this is an April Fools joke.
What makes you say that? Other than the fact that today is April 1st?
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Old 04-01-2008, 07:04 PM   #4
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What makes you say that? Other than the fact that today is April 1st?
You come across as too smart to go for a "recently divorced 42 year old" no matter how hot she was. She would have to be more than "Range Rover" wealthy.
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Old 04-01-2008, 07:05 PM   #5
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She flew in Saturday night and this morning I woke up with keys to a new Range Rover and a marriage proposal.
Which model?

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Old 04-01-2008, 07:06 PM   #6
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You come across as too smart to go for a "recently divorced 42 year old" no matter how hot she was. She would have to be more than "Range Rover" wealthy.
Damn you're good.
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Old 04-01-2008, 07:06 PM   #7
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Old 04-01-2008, 07:07 PM   #8
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And I thought Range Rover was going to make the story more believable than a Bugatti.
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Old 04-01-2008, 07:07 PM   #9
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Damn you're good.
Even I have a price.
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Old 04-01-2008, 07:08 PM   #10
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And I thought Range Rover was going to make the story more believable than a Bugatti.
Maybe a Land Rover and a Range Rover.
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Old 04-01-2008, 07:09 PM   #12
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Even I have a price.
Here's your can of Pabst, sir. Would you care for me to open your hooch, or would you wish to pour it into the dirty glass, yourself.
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Old 04-01-2008, 07:15 PM   #13
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LOL, That joke didnt last long...
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Old 04-01-2008, 07:20 PM   #14
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I know this is an April Fools joke.
I agree.
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