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Old 04-01-2008, 06:58 PM  
Shoehorn!
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Everyone (including me) said it would never happen, but

I am getting married.

Last week in L.A. I met a hot, recently divorced 42 year old at Mulberry Street Pizza (great pizza by the way) in Beverly Hills. I hooked up with her, and she was so fucking hot that I decided to keep in touch with her. I told her that she should come out to Hawaii for awhile, and she did. She flew in Saturday night and this morning I woke up with keys to a new Range Rover and a marriage proposal.
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