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Shoehorn! 04-01-2008 06:58 PM
Everyone (including me) said it would never happen, but
 
I am getting married.

Last week in L.A. I met a hot, recently divorced 42 year old at Mulberry Street Pizza (great pizza by the way) in Beverly Hills. I hooked up with her, and she was so fucking hot that I decided to keep in touch with her. I told her that she should come out to Hawaii for awhile, and she did. She flew in Saturday night and this morning I woke up with keys to a new Range Rover and a marriage proposal.

baddog 04-01-2008 06:59 PM
I know this is an April Fools joke.

Shoehorn! 04-01-2008 07:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by baddog (Post 14012186)
I know this is an April Fools joke.
What makes you say that? Other than the fact that today is April 1st?

baddog 04-01-2008 07:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shoehorn! (Post 14012192)
What makes you say that? Other than the fact that today is April 1st?
You come across as too smart to go for a "recently divorced 42 year old" no matter how hot she was. She would have to be more than "Range Rover" wealthy.

L-Pink 04-01-2008 07:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shoehorn! (Post 14012180)
She flew in Saturday night and this morning I woke up with keys to a new Range Rover and a marriage proposal.
Which model?

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Shoehorn! 04-01-2008 07:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by baddog (Post 14012205)
You come across as too smart to go for a "recently divorced 42 year old" no matter how hot she was. She would have to be more than "Range Rover" wealthy.
Damn you're good.

SomeCreep 04-01-2008 07:06 PM
http://fc01.deviantart.com/images/sh...aprilfools.jpg

Shoehorn! 04-01-2008 07:07 PM
And I thought Range Rover was going to make the story more believable than a Bugatti. :Oh crap

baddog 04-01-2008 07:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shoehorn! (Post 14012214)
Damn you're good.
Even I have a price.

Shoehorn! 04-01-2008 07:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SomeCreep (Post 14012217)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

baddog 04-01-2008 07:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shoehorn! (Post 14012219)
And I thought Range Rover was going to make the story more believable than a Bugatti. :Oh crap
Maybe a Land Rover and a Range Rover.

GrouchyAdmin 04-01-2008 07:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by baddog (Post 14012221)
Even I have a price.
Here's your can of Pabst, sir. Would you care for me to open your hooch, or would you wish to pour it into the dirty glass, yourself.

AdPatron 04-01-2008 07:15 PM
LOL, That joke didnt last long...

Chio 04-01-2008 07:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by baddog (Post 14012186)
I know this is an April Fools joke.
I agree.

shekinah 04-01-2008 07:32 PM
lol.. nice try!:thumbsup


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