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Die With Your Boots On
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Hawaii
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I am getting married.
Last week in L.A. I met a hot, recently divorced 42 year old at Mulberry Street Pizza (great pizza by the way) in Beverly Hills. I hooked up with her, and she was so fucking hot that I decided to keep in touch with her. I told her that she should come out to Hawaii for awhile, and she did. She flew in Saturday night and this morning I woke up with keys to a new Range Rover and a marriage proposal.
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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: the beach, SoCal
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I know this is an April Fools joke.
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Die With Your Boots On
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Hawaii
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What makes you say that? Other than the fact that today is April 1st?
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So Fucking Banned
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working on my tan
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Florida/Kentucky
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Die With Your Boots On
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Hawaii
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Damn you're good.
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:glugglug
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Where the Wild Things Are
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Die With Your Boots On
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Hawaii
Posts: 22,872
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And I thought Range Rover was going to make the story more believable than a Bugatti.
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So Fucking Banned
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Location: the beach, SoCal
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Die With Your Boots On
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Hawaii
Posts: 22,872
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So Fucking Banned
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Now choke yourself!
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 12,085
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Here's your can of Pabst, sir. Would you care for me to open your hooch, or would you wish to pour it into the dirty glass, yourself.
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No commissions, no fees.
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: USA
Posts: 17,706
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LOL, That joke didnt last long...
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: ICQ: 39-183769
Posts: 8,002
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Confirmed User
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 8,452
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lol.. nice try!
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