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Old 03-30-2008, 09:37 PM   #1
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Moving out of Nashville tomorrow - TOP 10 things I learned while living here..

1. 96% of country music blows (this is down from 100% when I arrived here)

2. Karaoke is like cheap tequila, a little bit ocassionaly is ok - but when every bar has it every night it's a constant hangover.

3. The decent looking women here are so afraid of being "played" that they are nearly un-approachable. You have to have a bible under your arm and a yorkie for them to drop their guard. The fatties are great though I hear

4. Racism is still daily life here

5. Free beer at Silverado's doesn't mean "drink as much as you can as fast as you can" as most of the rednecks do.

6. The horse has the right-of-way even if it appears to be half drunk and angry.

7. Any idiot can carry a gun along with their Crocodile Dundee sword.

8. You don't really appreciate your teeth until you've lived here.

9. Everyone here is a rising "country singer" just about to become famous, even though they work at McDonalds and have for the last 4 years.

10. There are in fact people with the last name "Guthrow" - (Hi Will )
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Old 03-30-2008, 09:39 PM   #2
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Haha Love it! How is Silverados now days btw? Havent been there for years.
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Old 03-30-2008, 09:41 PM   #3
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Haha Love it! How is Silverados now days btw? Havent been there for years.
see #5 -


you are not missing anything


(I'll be back a few times over the summer, I'll let you know when
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Old 03-30-2008, 09:58 PM   #4
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7. Any idiot can carry a gun along with their Crocodile Dundee sword.
Every idiot does carry one here at home bro
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Old 03-30-2008, 10:03 PM   #5
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Every idiot does carry one here at home bro
yes, but there they shoot you for a valid reason, not because you have more teeth or are looking at their "goat on a leash" girlfriend
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Old 03-30-2008, 10:08 PM   #6
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yes, but there they shoot you for a valid reason, not because you have more teeth or are looking at their "goat on a leash" girlfriend
We only had about a dozen murders last year
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Old 03-30-2008, 10:19 PM   #7
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73 here last year here
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Old 03-31-2008, 12:42 AM   #8
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hahahaha lol - great points
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Old 03-31-2008, 12:45 AM   #9
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well, thats interesting. thx for the insight!
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Old 03-31-2008, 01:15 AM   #10
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I lived in nashville for like 6 years and i am not sure where YOU are hanging out, but it sounds like all the redneck and country bars...LOL

the ENTIRE time I lived there I only came across rednecks and country music when I went downtown
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Old 03-31-2008, 01:27 AM   #11
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great statement - lol
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Old 03-31-2008, 01:45 AM   #12
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Damn that's harsh
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