1. 96% of country music blows (this is down from 100% when I arrived here)
2. Karaoke is like cheap tequila, a little bit ocassionaly is ok - but when every bar has it every night it's a constant hangover.
3. The decent looking women here are so afraid of being "played" that they are nearly un-approachable. You have to have a bible under your arm and a yorkie for them to drop their guard. The fatties are great though I hear
4. Racism is still daily life here
5. Free beer at Silverado's doesn't mean "drink as much as you can as fast as you can" as most of the rednecks do.
6. The horse has the right-of-way even if it appears to be half drunk and angry.
7. Any idiot can carry a gun along with their Crocodile Dundee sword.
8. You don't really appreciate your teeth until you've lived here.
9. Everyone here is a rising "country singer" just about to become famous, even though they work at McDonalds and have for the last 4 years.
10. There are in fact people with the last name "Guthrow" - (Hi Will
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