Moving out of Nashville tomorrow - TOP 10 things I learned while living here..
 

1. 96% of country music blows (this is down from 100% when I arrived here)

2. Karaoke is like cheap tequila, a little bit ocassionaly is ok - but when every bar has it every night it's a constant hangover.

3. The decent looking women here are so afraid of being "played" that they are nearly un-approachable. You have to have a bible under your arm and a yorkie for them to drop their guard. The fatties are great though I hear :winkwink:

4. Racism is still daily life here :2 cents:

5. Free beer at Silverado's doesn't mean "drink as much as you can as fast as you can" as most of the rednecks do.

6. The horse has the right-of-way even if it appears to be half drunk and angry.

7. Any idiot can carry a gun along with their Crocodile Dundee sword.

8. You don't really appreciate your teeth until you've lived here.

9. Everyone here is a rising "country singer" just about to become famous, even though they work at McDonalds and have for the last 4 years.

10. There are in fact people with the last name "Guthrow" - (Hi Will :winkwink:)

Haha Love it! :thumbsup:thumbsup How is Silverados now days btw? Havent been there for years.

see #5 -


you are not missing anything :winkwink:


(I'll be back a few times over the summer, I'll let you know when :drinkup

Every idiot does carry one here at home bro :winkwink:

yes, but there they shoot you for a valid reason, not because you have more teeth or are looking at their "goat on a leash" girlfriend :error

We only had about a dozen murders last year :)

73 here last year here

hahahaha lol - great points

well, thats interesting. thx for the insight!

I lived in nashville for like 6 years and i am not sure where YOU are hanging out, but it sounds like all the redneck and country bars...LOL

the ENTIRE time I lived there I only came across rednecks and country music when I went downtown

great statement - lol

Damn that's harsh