Moving out of Nashville tomorrow - TOP 10 things I learned while living here.. - GoFuckYourself.com

ProjectNaked · 03-30-2008, 09:37 PM

1. 96% of country music blows (this is down from 100% when I arrived here)

2. Karaoke is like cheap tequila, a little bit ocassionaly is ok - but when every bar has it every night it's a constant hangover.

3. The decent looking women here are so afraid of being "played" that they are nearly un-approachable. You have to have a bible under your arm and a yorkie for them to drop their guard. The fatties are great though I hear

4. Racism is still daily life here

5. Free beer at Silverado's doesn't mean "drink as much as you can as fast as you can" as most of the rednecks do.

6. The horse has the right-of-way even if it appears to be half drunk and angry.

7. Any idiot can carry a gun along with their Crocodile Dundee sword.

8. You don't really appreciate your teeth until you've lived here.

9. Everyone here is a rising "country singer" just about to become famous, even though they work at McDonalds and have for the last 4 years.

10. There are in fact people with the last name "Guthrow" - (Hi Will

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stickyfingerz · 03-30-2008, 09:39 PM

Haha Love it!

How is Silverados now days btw? Havent been there for years.

ProjectNaked · 03-30-2008, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Haha Love it!

How is Silverados now days btw? Havent been there for years.

see #5 -

you are not missing anything

(I'll be back a few times over the summer, I'll let you know when

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 03-30-2008, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by ProjectNaked

7. Any idiot can carry a gun along with their Crocodile Dundee sword.

Every idiot does carry one here at home bro

ProjectNaked · 03-30-2008, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon Clark

Every idiot does carry one here at home bro

yes, but there they shoot you for a valid reason, not because you have more teeth or are looking at their "goat on a leash" girlfriend

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 03-30-2008, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by ProjectNaked

yes, but there they shoot you for a valid reason, not because you have more teeth or are looking at their "goat on a leash" girlfriend

We only had about a dozen murders last year

ProjectNaked · 03-30-2008, 10:19 PM

73 here last year here

D Ghost · 03-31-2008, 12:42 AM

hahahaha lol - great points

fuzzylogic · 03-31-2008, 12:45 AM

well, thats interesting. thx for the insight!

Jace · 03-31-2008, 01:15 AM

I lived in nashville for like 6 years and i am not sure where YOU are hanging out, but it sounds like all the redneck and country bars...LOL

the ENTIRE time I lived there I only came across rednecks and country music when I went downtown

bobby666 · 03-31-2008, 01:27 AM

great statement - lol

Drake · 03-31-2008, 01:45 AM

Damn that's harsh

03-30-2008, 09:37 PM	#1
ProjectNaked Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Detroit Areola Posts: 4,309	Moving out of Nashville tomorrow - TOP 10 things I learned while living here.. 1. 96% of country music blows (this is down from 100% when I arrived here) 2. Karaoke is like cheap tequila, a little bit ocassionaly is ok - but when every bar has it every night it's a constant hangover. 3. The decent looking women here are so afraid of being "played" that they are nearly un-approachable. You have to have a bible under your arm and a yorkie for them to drop their guard. The fatties are great though I hear 4. Racism is still daily life here 5. Free beer at Silverado's doesn't mean "drink as much as you can as fast as you can" as most of the rednecks do. 6. The horse has the right-of-way even if it appears to be half drunk and angry. 7. Any idiot can carry a gun along with their Crocodile Dundee sword. 8. You don't really appreciate your teeth until you've lived here. 9. Everyone here is a rising "country singer" just about to become famous, even though they work at McDonalds and have for the last 4 years. 10. There are in fact people with the last name "Guthrow" - (Hi Will )

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bobby666 boots are my religion Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Heart of europe Posts: 21,765	great statement - lol __________________

03-30-2008, 09:39 PM	#2
stickyfingerz Doin fine Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 24,983	Haha Love it! How is Silverados now days btw? Havent been there for years.

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ProjectNaked Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Detroit Areola Posts: 4,309	73 here last year here

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D Ghost null Industry Role: Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 9,820	hahahaha lol - great points

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fuzzylogic Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: buffalo, las vegas. icq: 285808879 Posts: 4,796	well, thats interesting. thx for the insight!

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Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	I lived in nashville for like 6 years and i am not sure where YOU are hanging out, but it sounds like all the redneck and country bars...LOL the ENTIRE time I lived there I only came across rednecks and country music when I went downtown

03-31-2008, 01:45 AM	#12
Drake Hello world! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 12,508	Damn that's harsh